Errrbody in the Bistro Gettin' Tipsy

Anyone looking for an opportunity to drink excessively, listen to some outstanding turntable work, and generally back that thang up tonight need look no further than Singapore Bistro. KRUNK-DC, a weekly live and DJ’d hip-hop, dancehall, and Baltimore club music blowout at Singapore is celebrating their two-year anniversary, and it promises to be a night to remember (copious alcohol consumption notwithstanding). For those who have yet to attend, the photo gallery is more than enough to let you know what you’re missing out on. On his website, Jesse “DJ” Tittsworth, the man behind the event, and behind the turntables, describes the event as such:

"...an evening of positive vibes and sweat drenched, barely legal entertainment. Dave Nada, Tamu, Cam One, Ragz, Tittsworth and even OPTIMST RHYMZ will be providing the beats and rhymes til 3 in the mornin. It's only Monday and I cannot even begin to describe how amped cats are for this one ALREADY. We got multiple DMC finalists in the house, new fam, old fam, SoBe Crew, the countless talent that has passed thru, supporting press, out of town love, I mean it's really reall time to GET IT KRUNK. Come join your Krunk family and count your Saturday hungover."

If that doesn’t sound like an evening well spent, we don’t know what does. Despite the emphasis on drunken debauchery, the party is open to anyone 18 and over, although those wishing to get crunk in the truest sense of the word will of course need valid proof of their 21+ status. Those who do plan on going all out should remember that Singapore Bistro is easily accessible from the Farragut North Metro, so as this DCist’s mother always used to say, have "fun with responsibility," although upon close consideration, that does seem a bit oxymoronic. Doors open at 11:00 p.m. with a $5 entrance charge.