August 22, 2005
Chef’s Kitchen
The small percentage of patrons that preferred to end their weekend partying with a Super Spinach with Black Beans burrito have been disappointed the last few weeks as Burrito Brothers closed the doors to their 18th street location indefinitely, succumbing due to overwhelming public support for huge pizza slices and falafel. Now the late night revelers of Adams Morgan have a new cuisine with which to end their evenings. After several hours of cigarettes and sake bombs assaulting their palates, the inebriated are invited to "wake up their taste buds" at Chef’s Kitchen.
Bright blue paint with fiery accents have replaced the drab green walls of the former Burrito Brothers, and some new tile graces the floor while the counter, register, and tables remain old and familiar. The menu however has seen the biggest overhaul, where raita and roti have replaced tortilla and guacamole. The decidedly Indian menu focuses on kabobs and curries, and dances around traditional rules with new inventions like the kabob Dog, and an interesting take on butter chicken.
To get the most out of your Chef’s Kitchen experience DCist recommends going with a friend and both ordering the thali, where $8.99 affords you the choice of 3 curries, a generous portion of rice, and naan. Sharing in the traditional Indian fashion will allow you to try 6 different dishes that range from ho-hum, to quite satisfying, to well... interesting, (and we mean that in a good way).
Standouts are the Lamb Rogan Josh, and Begun Bhaarta (a roasted eggplant curry). Both are well spiced and full of flavor with a kick that keeps you interested, without forcing you to guzzle water or smother the flames with yogurt. The Butter Chicken is quite interesting, pairing a hearty dose of honey with chicken in a tomato sauce, resulting in a sweet but satisfyingly mild curry flavor. The rest of the dishes are pretty much on par with standard Indian takeout, though we recommend avoiding the chickpea curry, which was woefully bland and went nearly un-eaten. The naan was also a bit undercooked, leaving it doughy unlike the blistery and chewy delights we have sampled at other restaurants but easily fixed buy a few more moments in the Tandoori.
While Chef’s kitchen will certainly not replace Heritage, or Indique for modern Indian fare, it was most likely never intended to do so. If, however, the Chef set out to provide nocturnal transients with a solid alternative to competing late night fare then his mission is accomplished providing a kitchen that is open till 4am on the weekends. Locals who enjoy the Chef’s creations will be happy to note that hours during the rest of the week are late as well, and delivery is free. While the Kabob Dog was 86ed both times we visited the Chef, we’ve been made curious, and will return till we’ve sampled the creation. Secretly we’re curious if the "subcontinent meets down home America" creation has the munchies appeal to beat the Jumbo Slice. With recent reviews in the post growing lines outside the Amsterdam Falafel Shop, a growing number of bar goers have signaled they are ready for something new.





BB went out of business because they served the absolute worst mexican food that has ever been made, and that includes Swanson TV Dinners. That stuff was so god awful I don't know why anyone would go there twice. Good Luck Chef's Kitchen! If they own and use a spice rack, they will bury Burrito Brothers.
There was a time when BB was REALLY good. The best in the area by far, and the only place to get true NorCal-style burritos in DC. But at some point in the last 6 years, there quality just fell off. There food tastes stale. It's too bad. Perhaps they just got lazy.
Despite being funded buy the Evil McEmpire, Chipotle seems to roll the best DC burritos these days...That said, Chipotle held its own in NorCal against even against the most authentic holes in the wall. (I've had better burritos at family owned-markets like La Costena than Chipotle, but also tried some braver combinations that left me more scared than satisfied. Plus Chipotle is one of the few things that I can ALWAYS count on to meet or exceed my expectations.)
Now for some DC burrito beef. CalTor gets to serve the plainest chicken, cheese, veggies, etc in small quantities and unflexible combinations (the only things you can't add up to two scoops of to a burrito for free at Chipotle is Guac or double meat(half scoops extra usually fly for free though)); they cover it up with some sauce; and they gimick-out the experience with a wall full or hot sauces. People like CalTor despite the availability of much better burritos for the same reason Cypher likes steak in the Matrix: ignorance is bliss. CalTor is therefore the poseur of the DC burrito scene.
But the only real problem is that there's not a good, fresh burrito to be had in DC after 10pm (to my knowledge).
I'm going to have to come to the defense of CalTor. I'll readily admit, DC doesn't have a great selection of burritos. But CalTor definitely fullfills my weekly burrito cravings. Their signature burritos are great. Crunchy BBQ Ranch, Havanna are my favorites. I also love hot sauce, so their huge selection of sauces is a HUGE bonus for me. Plus, their staff, at least at the Gallery Place (sorry Chinese symbols alone does not a Chinatown make) location, are very friendly. They also always have giveaways and events to make it fun. Lastly, I was a fan of Chipolte, but once I discovered CalTor I've never gone back. I think the Chipolte burritos lack flavor. That and the McDonald's connection makes it feel like your shopping at Wal-Mart. But that's a whole other rant for another day.
I know this has come up before, but again, the Well Dressed Burrito, hidden away in an alley between 19th & 20th St NW, just north of M Street, has absolutely great burritos. They are only open at lunch time though, so they don't solve the vexing late night question...
I'd love to support hole-in-the-wall burrito joints, but they frequently disappoint. The Burro (near GW) is a particularly bad offender. Not a big fan of CalTor either, although I keep trying them for some reason (probably the big wheel you get to spin on Mondays).
Mmmmm, just what we need. Affordable, good Indian food. Lord knows there weren't any in Woodley Park or Adams Morgan before. Maybe Chef's will represent! I will venture there this week to partake of this "up to 4am" fare which is a nice alternative to just the Diner and slices. Is this place just veggie or is there some buttered chix perhaps?
And finaly we discuss the curry. Thier are many options for carnivors, and the roganjosh, and butter chicken are two good ones.
Oh, I read it again and you guys mentioned butter chicken. Disregard.
Chef's is quite possibly the WORST indian food I have ever eaten (which includes my many failed attempts to replicate my mother's delicacies). It completely lacks flavor, which it attempts to mask with a massive amount of oil, and fails at even the most basic of recipes. The 'cuisine' is an absolute abortion and an insult to indian food across the globe.
That review was writen a year ago when they first opened. I had gone back maybe a few months after, and thought things were going down hill. Perhaps they have continued to decline. I'm sorry you had a bad experience there.