By DCist Food and Wine Writer Michael Mugmon.
Before putting fork to mouth, DCist considers a restaurant's prospects by examining the quality of its wine list. If it's evident that a restaurant owner cares deeply about the wines served with the food, then it's likely the owner also cares deeply about the ingredients going into the kitchen and the dishes coming out of it.
Too often in Washington, a restaurant's wine list reveals the owner's insecurities, her carelessness, or his fundamental distrust of his patrons' palates (or some combination of the three). In the first camp (actually, an expense-account retreat), it's not uncommon for an owner to stock his list with bottles of Opus One –- the merely above average, cabernet sauvignon-driven Napa Valley wine produced jointly by the Mondavi clan and la famille Rothschild. Priced at least $175 a bottle, Opus One invites customers and owners alike to use its exorbitant cost as a proxy for quality and as a bestower of status. It's the pretty red Bugatti that gets miserable gas mileage and spends as much time on blocks as on the road. But you can tell people that you own one, and they'll still look at you covetously, and you'll feel damn good about it.
If you're of the wine-enhances-food school, there's no excuse for the second type of owner –- one whose wine list goes largely unattended because the owner doesn't know the first thing about wine and thus cedes control of the list's contents to the marketplace or to someone who isn't intimately familiar with the restaurant's food. Ceding control isn't necessarily bad; in New York, Mario Batali has successfully tasked Italian wine guru Joseph Bastianich with placing reasonably priced, well chosen wines in Batali's family of restaurants. But wines should never be chosen without reference to the restaurant's menu. An owner whose wine list reflects wines that are simply popular or readily available betrays his laziness –- and not only with respect to wine. An owner who allows someone to choose wines in a vacuum betrays her lack of understanding of how wines work with food.
In the third category, an owner selects wines because he suspects his patrons either have no clue what they're drinking or are too unadventurous to try anything other than chardonnay or pinot noir (the safe red was merlot until Sideways stomped on that grape, Lucy-style). This owner is no better than the snooty French waiter in National Lampoon's European Vacation; when Clark Griswold asks him to bring out his best wine, the waiter responds in lilted French to the clueless Clark, "I'll bring you some dishwater. You won't even know the difference."
Having entrusted its wine list to Dupont Market owner Kevin Sheridan, Rice's owners are trying to transcend the second and third categories by providing some wines that pair well with their decent Thai food. Until recently, Rice sported a conservative, uncreative wine list consisting mainly of absolutely boring, mass-produced wines, several of which –- a California cabernet sauvignon, for example –- showed significant tannins, oak and fruit that clashed badly with Asian flavors and textures. Sheridan, who recently told DCist that he has begun educating Rice's owners and staff about wine, has boldly introduced a Thai-friendly muscatel/gewürztraminer blend from Spain, two crisp rieslings and a grüner veltliner, the stellar Nora albariño (which Johnny Monis has spotlighted at Komi) and a versatile pinot noir. Many of the list's huge reds, though not bad on their own, will overpower all but a few dishes. Rice would do well to continue to bolster its burgeoning selection of whites and exchange its bigger reds for some lighter reds and a sparkling wine or two.
Three other Asian restaurants are tackling wine pairings and showing that Washingtonians' supposedly timid tastebuds won't protest too much.
- Sushi-Ko in Glover Park is the District's peerless leader in pairing Asian fare with wine –- or, more specifically, with wines from France's Burgundy region. Burgundy white wines are made from chardonnay grapes, though their style is significantly more restrained and elegant than the buttery oak bombs that have previously marked New World chardonnays. Burgundy red wines are made from the temperamental, but potentially rewarding pinot noir grape and often smell like muddy cherries. Lightly textured white Burgundies and red Burgundies share a defining feature: they're low in tannins, the astringently bitter substance that holds plant proteins together. According to Sushi-Ko owner Daisuke Utagawa, Burgundies pair especially well with Japanese food because many Japanese ingredients teem with "umami" –- the savory, can't-eat-just-one "fifth taste" after salty, bitter, sour and sweet. Mushrooms, which pair perfectly with red Burgundies, show umami in spades. As does Parmesan cheese. As do raw fish and soy sauce. Because umami smacks down the tannins in wine, the low-tannin Burgundies end up bursting with fruit flavors. Thus, Japanese food and Burgundies are like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward, whereas umami-laden ingredients and oaky, tannic cabernet sauvignons are like Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney.
- The Golden Triangle's Café Asia and the substantively similar, separated-at-birth Singapore Bistro are far less conceptual than Sushi-Ko. But their wine lists feature a few reasonably priced by-the-glass selections that are unquestionably right for the food options. Each pan-Asian restaurant offers a quality, umami-friendly pinot noir -– Oregon's lovely Big Fire at Singapore Bistro, and Sonoma's weightier Magnet at Café Asia. Singapore Bistro even goes so far as to make available by the bottle a rapidly aging but respectable 2000 Bouchard white Burgundy from Pouilly-Fuissé and a slightly less respectable, but A-for-effort 2000 Domaine de la Vougeraie red Burgundy from Pommard. The two restaurants also feature crisp, bright Alsatian rieslings, which pair well with sushi, and French sparklings, which pair well with just about anything. Singapore Bistro's stony Italian gewürztraminer will do justice to spicy dishes, and Café Asia's South African chenin blanc can take on richer, fruit-centered dishes and desserts. Not everything on their lists makes sense (Café Asia’s two shirazes and Singapore Bistro's massive California zinfandel, for example), but you stand a decent chance of finding at least one wine that does.
Do bad wine lists irk you as much as they irk DCist? Do bad wine lists matter if the food is good? Know of any Asian spots that pair food-and-wine especially well? Tell us. While we wait for your replies, we'll be sniffing pure umami through a rolled-up five-pound note. Just don't take our photo and send it to the tabloids or we'll lose our modeling contract with H&M.

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I really enjoyed this article.
Rebecca, great article. Are they going to move your DCist narrative to the food section with Kanishka and the others? ;-)
I do agree that some of the wine lists have little thought put into them and seem almost succumbed to the whim of their distributors leftovers and excess inventory.
As for my $.02 on the Asian food pairing topic, I always enjoy a nice Riesling (not Auslese) or muscat with my spicy chinese food. I did come to realization one night upon ordering food for a large group of people at my house I realized that some of them were ordering non-spicy chinese which made me think, what else could match this Orange chicken better.
Burgundy with typical Japanese food only, not with any others I would say. Really, a Pinot Noir with anything else Asian I would have to frown at, but am open to try though.
Actually Michael Mugmon, not Rebecca, wrote the great article. Hooray!
Mr. Floss :-) As noted by another commenter, Michael wrote the piece, not me. We have just been slackers about giving him the ability to post his own stuff. I only go out and find the food writers and edit them (well, at least for now) and eat the food. My food writing skills suck (too much eating, not enough writing)
But on to the wine discussion...personally, I tend to select a tarted-up gewürztraminer for my spicy asian fare. I am sure I pick too heavy a red for pairing, but plan to start practicing now that cooler weather is here. I think I am going to grab a bottle of the Big Fire pinot noir mentioned above.
Well then, nice article there Michael, I hope you pass the gauntlet, as well as the hazing and they decide to give you a posting name. Face it Becca, you just like saying the word "gewürztraminer." :-)
I clicked on the narratives and discovered that the DCist has some quite attractive female writers! You'll have to ask the gals as for their opinions of the men on your staff.
Oh, and I hate the movie Sidways for making my Pinot Noir expensive by the way! Bastards!
Bunch of pompous malarkey.
geeezzusss. agree with belden. clearly the writer has never owned a restaurant. i've owned four with extensive and unique lists, and find the psychoanalysis of the owner via the wine list, well, ridiculous.
Opus One...waaaaay overrated. It's good but not worth the hoopla it gets. Same with Niebaum/Coppola. I can tell you what's good in 4 words: Miner Family or Duckhorn. And not $175 a bottle.
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