March 28, 2006
Kelly Ann Collins Returns to Blogosphere
It was many months ago that Kelly Ann Collins -- best known for the thinking man's blog, Washington Socialites, which she launched and lorded over -- abruptly up and left the blogosphere. No explanation was given, and considering how short attention spans have become, none was requested. And just as quietly as she left, she has now returned, DCist has learned.
Thanks to a tip from Big Head Rob, we today find that Kelly is back on the blogging circuit, this time with a new question-and-answer oriented blog called Ask KAC. By the look of things, time away from the blogosphere hasn't made her any more modest:
Thousands of emails, hundreds of pleas and 30 dozen roses later ... Kelly Ann Collins is back in the web world. And this is the place where she will answer all of those questions you've been dying to ask. (OK, not all of them.) This will also be a fun little experiment (and you know how much I love those!). So, watch the stats and see how we grow!We will, Kelly, we will. If the rest of your posts are like your inaugural rambling (titled "What's your favorite drink?" and by "your" she means hers, adding, "I'd have to say H2O. I drink it like I am 70% liquid or something"), you'll be a blog celebrity once again in no time flat.
Photo of Kelly Ann Collins from her blogger profile.





Zing.
Bad move: posting a grainy photo of yourself with red-eye. This is like Washingtonienne's "Ask Jessica" but even worse somehow.
just when you thought blogs in this town couldn't get any more banal and uninteresting. . .
You know you'll all read her "I'm a socialite because I declare myself one" bullshit. I just did, and I learned that this so-called "socialite" drinks Dasani. I mean, this shit is priceless!
OMG, I'm drinking water RIGHT NOW, lol.
Crazy
This is the one time I felt cool because I didn't know who DCist was talking about.
What is a picture of my cat's behind doing on dcist?!
Who the hell cares, really?
Thousands of emails... from the 30 or so people who sent the roses? Gimme a break. You'd think she was Angelina Jolie or something. Or is DC that sad that all these people kiss this girl's behind?
Don't feed the self-important famewhores.
Yes, DC is that sad. But it's more likely that she is simply exaggerating. Head cases like her are very prone to this kind of behavior.
Wow .. is she controversial? ARE YOU THAT JEALOUS?
hahahahahaha!
What a masturbatory post, DCist. You obviously don't care for this girl, and yet you give her attention while mocking her for seeking it?
You wish you knew how to make a splash.
Remember, when you have nothing to say, accuse your opponent of narcissism. And, if at all possible, public masturbation.
LOL, brewski, obviously you're mistaking LEAVING A COMMENT ON AN OPEN COMMENT BOARD WITH "accusing" an "opponent."
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Tell us another one.