August 1, 2006
Happiness by the Half-Liter
D.C.-area food critics have often lamented the dearth of German restaurants, and normally, we, too, would join in with complaints, as we are fond of the hearty meat-and-potatoes peasant food and earthy beers the Germans do so well. But since dining recently at Capitol Hill’s Café Berlin, we will forever bite our tongues; our meal here took us right back to the beer halls we have visited abroad.
The menu offered all of the requisite German staples: sauerbraten, goulash, wiener schnitzel, Jaeger schnitzel, and, of course, a wurst platter. We took on the sauerbraten and the goulash as the dishes that would best satisfy our meat and starch cravings.
The meat used for sauerbraten was a bit tough, which made the substantial potato dumpling accompanying it a necessarily pliant foil. Too often, the sauce used in sauerbraten tends to err on the sweet side, but Café Berlin's version had just the right amount of sweetness without being too cloying. And the potato dumpling served as an excellent vehicle for sopping up leftover sauce. Of course, when the supply of dumpling was exhausted, the crusty loaf of bread served our needs just fine.
We started out with an order of potato pancakes, which arrived in a manageable medium size and virtually grease-free. A very crispy outside, slightly charred in some places, yielded a creamy cooked-through inside. We piled generous amounts of applesauce and sour cream and triumphantly declared them the best in the universe.
As for the meat, the goulash was among the more exemplary renditions of our favorite peasant food dish with its hearty cubes of meat, smothered in a thick, rich brown sauce. This was lovingly served over an ample mound of buttery spätzle, the thick homemade pasta, which is among the most glorious of all starches, in our opinion. Usually, spätzle is an afterthought, something restaurants just throw together and offer in small quantities, but not at Café Berlin. The little handmade nuggets were soft and creamy, and mixed with the meat and sauce like a European version of chili mac. Both dishes came with a separate dish of stewed vinegary red cabbage, which was the perfect respite from all the carnage, salt, and starch we were shoveling down our gullets.
This is precisely one of those meals that requires a beer the size of a totem pole, so we all ordered Hefeweizens in towering half-liter wheat-beer glasses. The refreshing notes of citrus amidst the wheatiness tempered those salty dishes just right.
All of this decadence wouldn’t be complete without sampling the desserts, which were so gratuitously displayed in the adjoining room throughout dinner. Anyone visiting the restrooms passes by them. The clever placement worked, as we decided right when the plates were cleared to sample the sweets.
When diners are ready to order, the waiters bring over a tray with one of each selection. On this evening we choose to taste four desserts among the eight or so choices of tarts and cakes. We sampled the ultra-dense poppy seed cake, which had a grainy texture, but was still soft, moist, and only a touch sweet. The pear-almond tart was a fresh, nutty, creamy delight, and it was a nice companion to the blackberry tart, which showcased the true nature of the tart blackberries. We also enjoyed a taste of the Black Forest cake, which came to us in an enormous wedge and was moist and chocolatey and well soaked with rum.
Café Berlin
322 Massachusetts Avenue NE
(202) 543-7656
Photo by Flickr user Il Primo Uomo and used under a Creative Commons license.

So, the important question for me, what were the prices?
Anyone tried the schnitzel here? I would kill for some good schnitzel and spaetzle. And a good dunkelweizen. Ah, the Germans know what they're doing with their food!
I too have enjoyed Cafe Berlin, However I prefer both the food and the more raucus atmosphere of Old Europe on Wisconsin Ave. Ah,brats and kraut, perfect for a 100 degree day!
what great timing! i'm going there for lunch tomorrow!
I used to go there very often with friends for German speaking tables the food very good. A common complaint was about the service quality (not just speed but attituide) and that they were unfriendly to groups. This was particularly a shame when we would bring them 10 or more people and warn them well in advance.
That said I haven't been there in a while so it may have changed.
One of the Hill's best kept secrets is the Cafe Berlin lunch sandwich special. For under $10 you can get a really good sandwich and soup. Try the cajun chicken.
I enjoy Cafe Berlin--it may not be the gemütlich gasthaus I pine for, but it's heads and shoulders better than the overrated, fussy Old Europe.
Pinaki, the prices there are way too expensive for what they give you (less than $27 for a platter, but still...). The food there is sub-par and from what I recall the portions were a little bit small.
Also, the complaints about the service (at least when I went for dinner) are correct. It was not that good.
In all, Cafe Berlin is a rip-off and I think the author here is getting her lederhosen in a bunch simply because it is one of the few authentic German restaurants in the District. If you are headed that way for dinner, I recormend that La Loma place.
I ate at Cafe Berlin recently and had excellent service (which was extremely un-German of them). We were sitting outside when a storm cloud suddenly opened up. The entire staff came outside and had all of the guests moved to empty tables inside with all of the proper German efficiency one would expect.
The beers definitely take me back to the junior year abroad I spent in Bavaria.
I like Cafe Berlin very much. The wiener schnitzel is excellent. The service has been fine when I've dined there.
Cafe Berlin is pretty decent -- although on the overpriced side.
La Loma, on the other hand, sucks. It's on a Chi-Cha level. I like Las Placitas over on the House side better.
I would love to see the senate side of the Hill get some more restaurant love. Mass ave seems a perfect place, so why aren't the restaurants any better?
A half-liter is barely bigger than a pint (16 fl. oz = 473 mL). Hardly towering, in my book. Try the 1 liter mug (Mass) instead!
I went to Cafe Berlin once last fall. The pork knuckle wasn't as wonderful as some I've had in Germany, but it was good nonetheless. And the Mass of Hofbraeu Oktoberfest was a nice accompaniment :-)
I like Cafe Mozart, DC's own dive German bar. Food is decent and you can get half litres of Hofbrau Dunkel for relatively cheap. You can also stock up on Haribos and Liverwurst at the adjoining grocery/deli on the way out.
A Mass may be towering, but considering that the beer mentioned in the post was Hefeweizen, a liter would be highly inappropriate.