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Overheard in D.C.: The Begging vs. Choosing Debate

2006_10_13_emptytable.jpgOn the streets of Georgetown, I once had a conversation with a homeless man about tuna fish sandwiches. I was carrying a large box down the street, and he quite logically thought there was a good chance I had a tuna fish sandwich inside, or perhaps many sandwiches, hence my need for a large container in which to carry them. When he inquired as to the existence of the sandwiches, I was forced to inform him, with regret, that I had none. But we continued talking for a little while, and eventually came to the conclusion that tuna fish sandwiches are quite tasty. And it's those kinds of conversations that make us love living in the city.


Quote of the Week

Outside Marvelous Market, Dupont Circle:

Homeless Man (chanting repeatedly): "Come on, everybody, help the homeless, help me get something to eat, just a little something to eat..."
Girl comes out of store, offers man a sandwich: "Here, I got you a chicken sandwich."
Homeless Man: "Oh no, man, I don't eat chicken."
Girl, confused: "Are you sure? It's really good--maybe one of your friends might want it?"
Homeless Man: "No, man, my friends don't eat that shit neither."


After the jump, more selective panhandlers, swimming upstream at the airport, and the wrong way to offer someone chocolate.

There's a chill in the air, but it's not quite earmuff season yet. So listen while you can, and send us what you hear at overheardindc (at) gmail (dot) com.

Photo by Flickr user a nameless yeast.


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Things you don't want to hear from the person about to take you thousands of feet into the air.

At National Airport:

Pilot, pushing through oncoming herd headed for baggage claim: "I feel like a salmon. I'm a spawning salmon, excuse me, I'm spawning!"

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Is Samuel L. Jackson filming a movie in town right now?

Two guys yelling in the little park on Penn and 19th:

Guy #1: I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER!
Guy #2: HOW BAD?
Guy #1: I'M A BAAAAD MOTHERFUCKER!
Guy #2: HOW BAD??
Guy #1: I'M A BAD-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

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Why hasn't he asked me out yet?

One woman to another during lunch at the Pentagon City Food Court:

"I don't think he's gay, just one of those asexual people."

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Someone was home sick on Sensitivity Training Day.

A male coworker goes to a female coworker's cubicle with a package of Ho-Hos from a vending machine:

Male: "Hey, you want a ho-ho?"
Female: "You callin' me a Ho?"
Male: "Yeah. You want a ho, Ho?"

(For the record, she accepted the offer.)

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Maybe she got the chicken sandwich and needs dessert.

Homeless lady, chanting and shaking plastic cup full of change: "Help me out now, can I get a lemon tart, please, a lemon tart..."

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