If I Had (One-fifth of) A Million Dollars

As Adrian Fenty spends the day getting elected, we're reminded that he'll be seeing some serious dosh soon. Last month, Mayor Williams proposed legislation that would give his successor a 32% pay raise. He cited the discrepancy in the administrative pay scale in which some of the Mayor's aides make more than the actual top dog.

So today DCist asks: How will he be using his $200,000? (Also, does he remember that fiver we loaned him in 1989? Yeah, interest is a funny thing.)

>> Private school for his twin 6-year-olds costs a pretty penny. Lord knows he won't sacrifice them to District public schools.

>> Proper neckties use more fabric, upping the Mayoral sartorial budget by at least half over the Williams' administration.

>> Gillette Fusion 5-blade razors are now in stores. Hey, that glorious dome doesn't just shave itself and our Mayor deserves nothing less than the latest technology. Also, powder for the glare.

>> If he plans to do all his firings via telephone, he's going to need anytime minutes rivaling a 14-year-old girl.

>> Counseling helps Fenty battle insecurities surrounding the wealth discrepancy between himself and new BFF Michael Bloomberg.

>> BlackBerrys, so many BlackBerrys.

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