MONDAY
Prolific. Canadian. Rhymes with “cat would.” There’s only one author in the world those three adjectives can be applied to. Margaret Atwood reads from her new short story collection, Moral Disorder: and Other Stories at Borders Books & Music, 1801 K St. NW., at 7 p.m.
TUESDAY
Hmmm. It’s election day and John Nichols is in town, discussing and signing his book, The Genius of Impeachment: The Founders' Cure for Royalism. What are you trying to tell us, Politics and Prose? What are you trying to tell us? 5015 Connecticut Ave. NW., at 7 p.m.
WEDNESDAY
Comedienne Mo’Nique says that Skinny Cooks Can't Be Trusted, and if you’ve ever watched Giada De Laurentiis’ show, you know she’s right. We’re supposed to believe that fricking lollipop-head is an Italian cook? Come on now. Howard University Bookstore, 2225 Georgia Ave. NW., at 11:30 p.m.
THURSDAY
Angelheaded hipsters are welcome at Olsson’s tonight as Bill Morgan discusses I Celebrate Myself: The Somewhat Private Life of Allen Ginsberg. 418 7th St. NW., at 7 p.m.
SATURDAY
While very few people win the U.S.’s highest honors—as Peter Collier relates in Medal of Honor: Portraits of Valor Beyond the Call of Duty—everyone’s parking will get validated at Olsson’s. 2111 Wilson Blvd., 2 p.m.
SUNDAY
Alicia Shepard traces the different paths of the two journalists who brought down the Nixon Administration, as Bob Woodward went on to become a best-selling author and Carl Bernstein went on to become, uhm…Oates. It’s all in Woodward and Bernstein. Politics and Prose, 5 p.m.

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I saw Bill Morgan at the Texas Book Festival about a week ago. He's one of a few good scholars now working to temper the overly-romantic perception of the beats and he's full of great Ginsberg anecdotes. Worth the trip downtown, no diggity.
I never noticed that Giada's head was too big - I'm always too distracted by her cleavage.