As April showers wane and spring becomes summer, much of Washington looks toward the shore for respite from city life. Just a few hours (and one long bridge) separate us from Ocean City, Md., home of crabs, boardwalk fries and recently-transplanted Fractured Prune donuts. Local Ocean City businessmen, unwilling to rest on these laurels, have begun stocking the ideal summertime accessory: the flask/flip flop hybrid. WUSA told us about it last night, but the shoe has been on the market for a few months.
The flip flops, made by Reef and dubbed the Dram, hold 3 oz. of liquid in the heels through the miracle of a "polyurethane encapsulated canteen... with screw cap". The owner of Ocean City's Endless Summer Surf Shop -- which carries the shoes -- Bobby "Salty" Selt, says the Dram doesn't necessarily have to house alcohol. "When you're surfing, right after you get out of the water you're always thirsty. So if you have a Coke, Pepsi, or Gatorade you can put it in the flip flop. I mean, what's more convenient than that?" Selt added that the shoe compliments existing Reef styles, which include a bottle opener or hidden pocket for money in the sole.
We're not certain what Reef expects wearers to transport, but the sandal is adorned with a picture of a shaker and the word dram has long been legally and culturally associated with the consumption of alcohol. To wit, it's unlikely you've ever been offered Gatorade from a flask.
Obviously DCist is brimming with questions about this innovation on a stalwart style. If you're driving back from the beach with fully-loaded flip flops, do they count as open containers? Will co-eds abandon their Nalgene bottles in favor of a covert mid-lecture pick-me-up? Will Hollywood party girls sport the sandals in LA hot spots? Do they come in my size?
Photo by Flickr user WinVictorious.



Um, if you really need to sneak 3 oz. of liquor out of something that you use to walk on sidewalks and public restrooms and stores with....i think you have a bigger problem than you realize.
Gah. Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little.
why in the hell would you think that we care about this? what the hell is happening to DCist? hellooo editors - time to rethink your decision process...
I refuse to drink out of anything that has touched the floor of the Bottle and Cork.
My question: am I really supposed to put my mouth on something I've been walking on and that's been in constant contact with both my feet and the Ocean Shitty boardwalk? Not to mention what an idiot one would look like sitting on the beach tipping one's head back with a sandal sticking out of one's mouth.
Sheer genius!!!
Now I no longer must stash a mini-bottle of Captain Morgan in my butt crack whilst cavorting on the beach.
best idea ever! time for some new reefs!!
"Selt added that the shoe compliments existing Reef styles"
Those must be some sandals, if they can actually offer up a compliment. What do you think they say? Nice shoes?
I mean really, DCist. Is simple proofreading that hard? I hate being the grammar police, but it's annoying at how prevalent basic mistakes are on this site.
1. random... is dcist getting advertising dollars for this?
2. why they hell would anyone want to drink 3 oz of liquid from a shoe?
Are you guys kidding?! This article was hilarious. It's sarcastic, ironic, and something everyone can have fun reading.