We Give Up: God Hates Us

You've got to be freaking kidding. A screenshot from our pals at CapitalWeather.com:

The Snow Advisory in effect now through tomorrow morning is calling for 1 to 3 inches of mother-effing snow. The anger. And frustration. Is so palpable. We're supposed to be frolicking in pastel dresses and letting Peeps melt on our tongues, not icing salting our front steps. Weather Gods, we at DCist shake our collective fists at you!

Please feel free to take out your weather aggression in the comments.