August 8, 2007
Red Line Stations Closed (Updated)
UPDATE #2
WMATA reports that all three stations have re-opened, though some delays may linger in order to get everything back on schedule. Enjoy your evening, Washington.
According to an alert from Metro, the Dupont Circle, Woodley Park, and Cleveland Park stations have been closed due to a suspicious package aboard a train. Metro will be running shuttle buses between Van Ness and Farragut North to connect to the stations.
We hope the package turns out to be a forgotten backpack or parcel, and that Metro resolves the issue soon; otherwise you Red Liners will be in for a tortuous, hot, and uncomfortable commute tonight. Our advice? Belly up to a local bar and wait it out.
UPDATE:
According to WTOP, the suspicious package is a cardboard box wrapped in dark brown paper, which Metro X-rayed and decided to detonated on the train. The Woodley Park and Cleveland Park stations are being used to turn trains around for that portion of the line, but aren't in any danger. Metro is asking people to avoid the Red Line altogether.
19 buses are providing connecting service. At 50 people or so for a sardine-canned bus, the Red Line commute has all but ground to a standstill. Those of you with no other options, enjoy the walk home; the heat index is only 104ยบ right now.
Photo from Eye Captain.

I'll be walking 2 miles to catch the bus in the heat. gotta love it.
I just got off one of the shuttles from Farragut North to Van Ness...after sitting and sweating in the Farragut station for over half an hour waiting for them to tell us what was going on.
What a nightmare.
I like how it was reported at 2:57, and as of 4pm they are just now getting ready to x-ray it.
Ohmygod. Should I just start walking toward home now?
That is a long time. First e-mail alert I got from Metro said 3:47.
"otherwise you Red Liners will be in for a tortuous, hot, and uncomfortable commute tonight."
Otherwise? I have a feeling Red Line commuters were already pretty much boned...
5: Well, this is according to Washington Post's article. Maybe it was discovered later. But I somehow doubt it.
er, I meant NBC4's report here
Did anyone get a look at the 'suspicious pacakage'?
I'm wondering if this is a legitimate threat/scenario or if this is a case of the Metro Super Troopers...
My advice?
Drink some water and ride your bike home.
You shouldn't be depending on the Gov't or Big Oil to get you places anyway. It just causes problems. Ride a bike.
That's it, I'm buying a car!
At least when I'm stuck in traffic, I'll have my own a/c and won't be squeezed up against sweaty flab.
Gosh, lwatkins... you are sooooo smart and counter-culture!
Or alternatively, if you can, telecommute; leave DC to the tourists.
My advice? lwatkins should go jump in the river. And stay there.
Anacostia or Potomac?
rappahannock
Or, you could run over a biker on your way home!!!
Does it really take more than an hour for Metro to respond to a BOMB THREAT? I know the bus drivers are lazy mo-fo's and the station managers are all anger management cases, but come on, isn't the Metro police able to do better than that? I'm sure glad they arrested the french fry kid and the half-eaten clark bar lady, since having a major station and an entire commuter line knocked out for hours during the evening rush is sure not their fault.
If a one hour response is as good as they can do, we are completely screwed. If it were a real bomb, the station would be out of commission for months (years?) given the lack of basic competence there seems to be on Metro these days.
Two words: Super Troopers
News says it's a cardboard box and they're preparing to detonate it on the train (yikes!).
Damn, someone beat me to the Super Troopers reference...
If you think an hour is an excessively long time to be addressing a bomb threat, you clearly have no understanding or appreciation for what a proper response entails and I will leave it at that.
"Or, you could run over a biker on your way home!!!"
The sound you just heard was my key gouging the paint on your (leased) car as you sit in it, gridlocked, and I split lanes on my bike.
Or maybe you didn't hear it, cause you were busy phoning the wife to say you'd be late to din-din.
Whatever. Not my problem, really.
Now NBC4 says they "may" detonate it.
NBC4 reporting the situation is now "all clear." Glad I'm on the Blue Line ... today (unlike last Thursday's clusterf*ck near Rosslyn).
I just dealt with what should have been an easier situation, from farragut north to gallery place... and I must say I have never seen a more disorganized 'emergency' response in my life.
There wasn't even a sign when entering farragut north that there wouldn't be any trains running toward Shady Grove and to go get on a shuttle instead.
Massive crowds, no information, even less organization. Par for the course for Metro these days, it would seem.
If they can't get A/C in the stations, you would think they could at least get some fans.
and to lwatkins: some of us sweat. a lot. i for one don't want to be ruining my work clothes sweating through them in 100 degree heat. thanks.
They are open now...................via wmata
[23]: You gouge the paint on someone's car and you're just looking to get run over, or shot. You're not in Iowa anymore.
omg sweat!!! cuz it's soooo hard to find extra clothes to change into. btw, bike messengers kill blind people and their puppies, haven't you seen?
has anyone else noticed that every comment board on this site turns into a scary anti-bike rant? and you people wonder why bikers give you the finger and ride aggressively. answer: because you want us to drown or die. nice.
stations reopened
http://www.wmata.com/about/met_news/story.cfm?ID=1409
Iam SO glad I work at home.
regardless, train service has been horrible this summer. WMATA keeps citing "heat" on the tracks for its delays. MARC to and from Baltimore was severely crippled yesterday due to equipment issues. I have been walking a lot more these days since my scooter was stolen.
fwiw, I was waiting for an inbound train at the tenleytown station around 3:15/3:30-ish... and there were multiple announcements about exactly what was going on...
Krisa, taking an hour to just SHOW UP for a bomb is unacceptable, period.
Everybody knows it takes time to set up the equipment, etc., but Metro should have gotten there lots quicker.
Metro management is the worst combination of incompetence and apathy I have ever seen.
And I actually have never met anyone who has been a Metro apologist before, so good job!
Guest [18]
@29 - dude, I ride my bike EVERYWHERE except to and from work. I don't own a car and have no desire to own a car. If other people don't sweat like whores in church when they're peddling between gas guzzlers while wearing a suit, more power to them.
Get over yourself.
I propose a DCist version of Godwin's Law: As DCist continues to post articles, no matter the subject, the probability of a poster suggesting that everyone should bike approaches one.
The Woodley Park and Cleveland Park stations are being used to turn trains around for that portion of the line
That isn't/wasn't correct. The stations were closed because the only points where trains can turn around are Van Ness and Farragut North. That's where the track crossovers are.
From NBC4:
"Metro spokeswoman Cathy Asato said the stations at Woodley Park and Cleveland Park were closed so that trains can turn around at Van Ness and head back to Shady Grove. Trains are turning around at Farragut North and heading back to Glenmont."
First, I own my car. Second, I don't drive it to work, I metro.
I've just grown painfully weary of you holier-than-though cyclists (not all of you) thinking that you own the road and that everyone else should do as you do.
How about this, instead of me running you down, I'll throw a stick in your spokes as you race by me and almost knock me over.
Hey guest 29, what if my office doesn't have a shower? Throwing on a suit over my sweaty nuts isn't going to get rid of the smell.
I don't want you to drown or die...I want you to follow the rules of the road. I guess that's too much to ask.
I was looking for places to live a few years ago and told my agent to not show me places where I would use the red line.
WWDTD? = What Would Dan Tangherlini Do?
Just got home, Farragut North to Van Ness. Not too bad, except the clusterf*&^ of people at Van Ness pushing onto the Shady Grove train so those of us trying to get off couldn't. I've been through other massive train delays, but this was horrible with the not letting people get off the train. At least I had some good conversations with people on the train and the escalators about the situation. Nice folks! (And am so glad I knew before I left work; the amount of people at Van Ness - both getting on and off - who asked "What's up?" was huge.)
The person who reporter the suspicious package had to be a tourist, as no self-respecting local resident would panic at the sight of a box or bag on a Metro train. Unless the package is ticking and the digital counter is visible, counting down to zero, don't say anything. Metro's "see it, say it" program only reinforces the "be scared, vote Republican" mantra of the current administration. This bogus bomb incident disrupted the system to a similar extent that a REAL bomb would have done, with the exception of no actual casualties, heatstroke excepted. All in all, a big waste of time and money, pointless overreaction, and continued paranoia. There's more to fear from everyday traffic accidents than terrorist attacks in this country, which have amounted to a big zilch since 9/11.
WTOP says its all open again...
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=1213231
Seriously, what is up with all the bike/anti-bike stress on this blog? It's sort of relevant to the subject here, but still. I've lived in DC for 10 years - used to own a car, don't now - but have never, in any situation, had any sort of run-in/confrontation/problem with someone riding a bicycle. Other drivers, yes, for sure. But never bikes. I don't get it.
While I am inclined to agree with you guest [42], the only thing I can hope comes of this is for Metro/MPD to get its sh*t together and learn how to properly inform the public of what to do. Sending out text messages doesn't help people who aren't enrolled. Relying of everybody to just "figure out how to get home" is a recipe for disaster.
I am sure I'm wrong, but let's all pray that somebody is paying attention to the piss poor response that law enforcement has to threats in this area so that maybe, just maybe, they can get better at it.
Love the photo of the Dupont circle entrance.
Makes the metro station look like some kind jumping-off point for a billion lemmings, or an industrial gateway to hell -- take your pick.
They had a pic of the box on one channel.. "Department of Bombland Security" was written on it.
guest 42:
The box said "department of bombland security" on it. Not that I think someone with bad intentions would necessarily announce them as such, but one would be remiss not to report such a thing.
Guest 41, I SO agree with you. "Be Scared, Vote Republicans" Those Rethugs' survival is based on a culture of paranoia & fear. Bastards.
guest 41 and 48, totally disagree. And it's a nice assumption, but we'll have now way of knowing who noticed it, so we can just all nod our heads to the beat assuming you must be right, and "yeah, down with the repubilicans" while you're at it.
OR. everyone who rides can be alert and report things. However, it's the station manager's job to make the call for shutting it down, reported or not. Maybe it wasn't even a rider at all?
and guest 44, did you want a personal escort home in a squad car? ...oh! Or maybe ride piggy back on a Segue Cop!
I guess my two cents is that you should always have alternate plans, it's the Red Line after all!! Dcist gave it to us straight up: get drunk and ride later. It was cleared up by 6, plenty of time to make it home.
Finally, no one's responsible for you feeling irate or afraid, those are your little buddies.
I propose a DCist version of Godwin's Law: As DCist continues to post articles, no matter the subject, the probability of a poster suggesting that everyone should bike approaches one.
Solutions have a way of presenting themselves, don't they? Good ideas never die.
some of us sweat. a lot. i for one don't want to be ruining my work clothes sweating through them in 100 degree heat. thanks.
Although most of the population of the world has figured out the solution to this problem, somehow it has still eluded you. Here's what you do. You wear different clothes (light, visible, cheap) when you ride. When you get there, take a shower. If you don't have a shower, just bring two rags. When you change out, get one rag wet/damp (put a little salt on it) and wipe yourself off. Use the other rag to dry off. Now put the rags in a zip-loc bag. Now put on your nice suit. This is called a sponge bath, it works quite well, but use deoderant anyway.
On the other hand, if it's a moderate temperature, and you bike slowly, you wouldn't be sweating in the first place, which saves you that time later on.
FWI - I also wear a suit at work, and i bike 7 miles each way. There is no shower and no bike rack / storage. Somehow this has never been a problem for me, or for most of the people on the planet. For auto-centric Americans, somehow these things are too complex to figure out.
if you absolutely must, for some paranoid reason, store your bike in your office, then why not just get a folding bike? You can leave it there in case, for example, METRO has a bomb scare, maintinence issue, etc. You can also bring the folding bike on the METRO, or in the car. That way you could, for example get to work in the nice A/C still totally clean, and then bike back home and take a shower when you get there. Wow, I'm so smart! Why can't you people figure this stuff out?
some of us sweat. a lot. i for one don't want to be ruining my work clothes sweating through them in 100 degree heat. thanks.
Aside from the sponge bath, there are also alcohol-based sanitizers, which go on like liquid soap, and then evaporate in seconds. When they evaporate, they also take the sweat with them, so you end up both clean and dry in seconds. You should try it!
LOL at suburban commuters
lwatkins: What the hell is your damage? Do you sell bikes or something?
Yes, you are wonderful, brave, and true for riding a bike. You are superior. That said, is it at all remotely possible for your tiny, dementedly focused brain to recognize two little facts:
1.) Not everyone can bike to work, despite your herculean exhortations to do so. For some people, IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE DONE in a practical, sustainable manner and still retain employment.
2.) There is way more to personal hygiene than sponging off SOME of the sweat. (How do you clean the parts you can't reach? Do you really strips down in a public bathroom to do your fabled "sponge bath" that you so condescendingly name?) By the way, those alcohol-based sanitizers really really really do NOT "take the sweat with them." You just think they do because they make you feel dry.
Just so you know, sweat is more than just water: Sweat contains a variety of things, including toxins, salt (and various other minerals), and bacteria (now floated from the skin). Wiping with a damp rag is so ineffective that I'm stunned you think it will suffice. (Yes, they used to do this back in the "old days"...before current hygiene came into vogue because, you know, smelling bad offends others. So people started bathing regularly and stopped thinking that "sponge baths" are effective.) Your alcohol-based sanitizers...well, that is another argument for another day, but I'll say quickly here that they are only 50% alcohol so the other 50% is left behind on your skin (why do you think you can still smell it on you after it dries?), and alcohol canNOT magically life off sweat.
Does your head somehow not sweat? You can't sponge your hair. Or douse it with sanitizer. What "clever" solution do you have for people that have to look groomed for their job: sweaty, unkempt hair just isn't the look some people are going for or are required for the job.
And finally...
I would bet a lot of money that you smell, despite your sanctimonious "sponge baths." We have two people at my office that are part of the bike-nazi brigade: without a shower (we don't have the facility), the dried sweat starts to "ferment"...and they have a peculiar-and-distinctive odor for the rest of the day. It isn't B.O. and it isn't immediate. It isn't overwhelming, but definitely noticable. No one says anything to them, and if asked, I'm simply not that person that would say, "you stink." And I don't know anyone who is. (Maybe it's just the crowd I run with?)
Are you really so stupid/naive to think that someone at your office would tell you that yes, the seven-mile bike ride in 100 degree heat is, in fact, a smelly problem?
Maybe why you proselytize so vehemently is why Americans think Europeans sometimes kinda smell: if we all smell, too, then no one will single you out anymore.
I agree with lwatkins. As a double-amputee, I've been rolling around DC in my Radio Flyer buttwagon for years. A ziploc bag full of ice under my propeller beanie does wonders and is an excellent conversation piece. And when it gets a little "funky" downstairs, a quick spray of Binaca on my junk and I'm back in business. On go the RayBans, out comes the tin cup full of pencils and the the cardboard sign that says, "need new legs and a yacht. please help. bless you."
Wow - Guest54, you're my hero!!!
lwatkins wrote:
"if you absolutely must, for some paranoid reason, store your bike in your office..."
and
"There is no shower and no bike rack / storage. Somehow this has never been a problem for me, or for most of the people on the planet."
Could you be a bigger ass? It is wholly unbelievable that someone who is allowed to vote and drive a car can live in this town and dismiss(!) the crime rate. (From what I've heard, DC police are a little busy with big, scar, life-threating crime like murder, rape, etc. that they don't have much bandwidth left to crack down - at all - on petty theft stuff. So rates soar.) I cannot think of any statement instantly more discrediting than one that purports that DC does not have a massive problem with crime - specifically, in this case, theft.
(I remember some site that a commenter on DCist linked to that was all about the travails of somebody as his bike got stolen. He watched it being boosted, he took pictures of "them" riding it, actually got a nice close-up of his business ID while they tooled around the neighborhood on it, etc. Anybody have the link?)
lwatkins, you are unspeakably stupid. I mean really, truly breath-takingly, dangerously dumb if you think that a bike is safe in DC. And maybe you live in some mythical part of town where this (crime, stupid petty theft) actually isn't an enormous, life-style altering issue, but even so, to be so fucking arrogant about how the rest of us live...geez, what an asshole.
I would bet a lot of money that you smell, despite your sanctimonious "
My wife thinks I smell fantastic, she tells me all the time, and in fact I'm quite clean thank you. Also, at work, I wear a nice Cologne, and people always ask me, what Cologne is that you're wearing, I love it! Answer: Davidoff Cool Water... or Acqua Di Gio, possibly. Anyway, clearly, I smell good, and I look good, and I feel good. No problem here.
sweat is more than just water: Sweat contains a variety of things, including toxins, salt (and various other minerals), and bacteria (now floated from the skin).
Toxins? I don't see how having it on your skin is worse than leaving it in your blood. If it didn't kill you in your bloodstream it can't be that bad.
Salt, minerals? I belive salt safely bonds toxins, so salt is good. That's why they lay salt on toxic spills. right? That's why people take salt & mineral baths. It's good for you.
Bacteria? If there's already bacteria on you, it's the same as before. The level of bacteria would be the same both before and after sweating. Also, bacteria is killed by salt, which is released by sweating, so by sweating you'd be killing bacteria, not making more.
Does your head somehow not sweat? You can't sponge your hair.
Just run your head under the sink. You can't figure this out on your own?
lwatkins: What the hell is your damage? Do you sell bikes or something?
Never had any damage. (can you say the same?) I'm doing quite well! And no I don't sell bikes. I don't even buy new ones. I just fix up old bikes and ride them. It's as simple as that. Cycling puts you in a good mood (unlike driving), so I'm usually in a very good mood, and I have money to spare. Works for me!
Not everyone can bike to work, despite your herculean exhortations to do so.
Actually, most of the population of the world bikes to work. You go to Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc. everyone in the whole city bikes to work, and they don't even lock up their bikes, they just line them up in the street and leave them there. Sure, bikes get stolen, and cars drivers (for what reason?) still shout out the window, but the risks are so low, really who cares? And the risks are just as low here as they are there. Go to India, China, etc, and most of the people on this planet ride a bike most places, and it's no big deal. Nobody needs to be herculean to ride a bike. Only Americans think that way.
lwatkins, you are unspeakably stupid. I mean really, truly breath-takingly, dangerously dumb if you think that a bike is safe in DC. And maybe you live in some mythical part of town where this (crime, stupid petty theft) actually isn't an enormous, life-style altering issue, but even so, to be so fucking arrogant about how the rest of us live...geez, what an asshole.
Okay, the safety argument. Lets see. The death rate for cyclists is actually 20 times lower than for motorists, per mile traveled. That's really low risks. DC actually has lower risks than the national average. How many cyclists died in DC last year? Zero! Absolutely none. Lots of motorists died in traffic, but there were no deaths of cyclists, despite 10's of thousands of dialy bicycle commuters, recreation, etc. Sounds pretty safe to me. So yes, cycling is quite safe. Now you know.
As for bike theft - If you use good chain or u-lock and use the proper technique your bike will still be there when you get back. Also, riding a non-flashy bike avoids that kind of attention in the first place. And anyways, bike are so much cheaper than cars, who cares if one of my 5 cheap old bikes get stolen. I'll just pick another one at a garage sale or something for $20 and lube it up. It's not a big enough deal to bother about.
Thing is, I've been biking in the city my whole life. Never had a run-in with a car. Never had my bike stolen. Never had much of any problem, other than irrational people in cars shouting to me about how I'm going to die any second. Well guess what, I've lived my whole life this way and never had any problem at all.
If the news is any evidence, cars are way more dangerous than bikes, are a waste of money, and screw up the enviroment. METRO is so unreliable and they don't even let you eat. Besides it often takes like 1/3 longer to drive & park, or METRO somewhere as it does to just bike it.
From what I've heard, DC police are a little busy with big, scar, life-threating crime like murder, rape, etc. that they don't have much bandwidth left
Actually, the per-capita crime rate in DC is much lower than the per-capita cirme rate in the counties. What means is, people in the counties commit a lot more crimes than than city residents do. That means the city is safer than the counties. The same is true of any major city. Suburban-minded people think, just because there are more crimes in one small space, that people are committing more crimes, but the reverse is actually true. City People commit fewer crimes in cities, but there are more people in the same place, so what looks like more is actually less. The average person has much lower odds of a crime actually happening to them in a city. It's the safety-in-numbers effect.
It is wholly unbelievable that someone who is allowed to vote and drive a car can live in this town and dismiss(!) the crime rate.
As I've pointed out, I don't own a car, just like half the population of this city. 70% of the cars in DC are from Out-of-State. And did you forget that DC doesn't HAVE the Vote, the one that counts? As far as crime goes, as I've pointed out, the per-capita crime rate is much lower in DC than it is in the suburbs of MD and VA. That's always been true.
It's also much more convenient to get around on a bike, more safe, faster, cheaper, greener, did I miss something? It is what it is.
It's time that people start thinking about their future lives. People in capitolist America depend on capitol-intensive fuels to power their "modern lives". A lot of people can't imagine their lives outside A/C and Motor Transport, free plastic bags, etc.
What does the future hold... well, the short term looks bad, but it gets much worse. Even DDOT's own Transportation Outlook for 2035 cites "For all roadways during the evening commute in 2035, congestion will increase by 258%." Yes, really, 258%. If you think traffic's bad now, you haven't seen anything yet. But it gets worse....
"Petroleum geologists have known for 50 years that global oil production would "peak" and begin its inevitable decline within a decade of the year 2000. Moreover, no renewable energy systems have the potential to generate more than a small fraction of the power now being generated by fossil fuels. Every alternative fuel uses petroleum as a basis for it's own production, and nuclear power has been unsustainable to expand for decades. ". You can ingnore the science all you want, but that won't change things.
Nearly everything you buy in America is made in China, and China is rapidly changing into the new America, playing the game we tought them. The planet doesn't have enough resources to provide for the China that will be, let alone the America that China now makes possible. The America you know now depends on resources that won't exist, on credit that will already be spent, and will be weighted against interest that will be massively inflated.
America uses more than 90% of world resources, for less than 5% of the world's population. China, rapidly developing into Amaricana itself, has 1/4 of the world's population. Ditto for India, with 1/5 of the world's population. What do you think is going to happen to oil pricing and distribution, when suddenly 1/2 of the world's population is driving? Where are Americans going to get their mass-produced products when that many people are competing for them?
And the quality of their education systems puts America to shame. (well, frankly ever nation's does) Do you really think America will be able to compete with it's own suppliers for those resources? With our credit devalued, we'll be on our own. Prepare yourself - just don't rely on your American Education.
Fact is, the capitol goes to those who have privledge, and American privledge will rapidly disappear in the near future. Even now, we're borrowing against a future that doesn't exist. In the end, without capitol, there will only be labor to pay back our credits, with intest. You don't have to be that good at math to figure out a labor-intensive future is spelled out for the American public. It's not a matter of if, but just how fast this will become apparent.
You can laugh at the bicycle all you want, but the bike cuts past traffic and doesn't need any gas - qualities that may come in handy down the road. it's also safer, healthier, and cheaper.
Go ahead. Buy your SUV and McMansion in the outer suburbs. Tell me how it's looking a couple decades from now... it won't be pretty, but it never was built to last anyway. I'll be right here in the city, on my bicycle.