August 13, 2007
Two Off-Leash Dog Laws Leads to Confusion, Arrest
Interesting story in today's Examiner, which tells the story of Logan Circle resident and dog owner Daniel Greenberg. Greenberg likes to let his dog off its leash inside Logan Circle, even though the practice is against city code. He was caught with his dog off-leash by an MPD officer back in May, and was actually arrested on criminal charges -- even though the D.C. Council has passed legislation that makes having a dog off its leash only a civil offense.
According to Greenberg, the problem stems from the fact that D.C. has two laws on the books for the same offense: a old criminal regulation dating to before home rule, and the more recent Council measure. The officer who arrested Greenberg followed the old law, and now Greenberg is facing a fight to have his criminal record based on the incident erased. A vaguely similar story happened to deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino's husband, Peter McMahon, in May, though in that case McMahon was arrested after mailing his $25 off-leash fine to the incorrect address. The Examiner story states that D.C. Council Member Jack Evans has pledged to clear up the confusion in the fall.
There has long been a war between D.C.'s dog owners, who have organized web sites, listserves and online petitions over the last couple of years to demand more places where local dog owners may let their pets roam off-leash, and non-dog owning residents, who are usually parents of small children and claim that off-leash dogs can and do terrorize them in parks around the city. Where do you stand in the doggy wars? Note that you can give more than one answer on this poll.
Photo by Eye Captain

I think there should be more legal places to allow your dog to roam off-leash. My condo overlooks Logan Circle, and I love seeing the dogs there. However, I also chose the "Just fined. Preferably an amount that makes them choose not to break the law again" because they are breaking the law. Whether I agree with the law or not, people shouldn't complain if they are given a citation when they knowingly break the law (Mr. Greenberg, however , has every right to complain about being jailed based on an out-of-date statute).
The poll options need to be mutually exclusive, or we need to be given the ability to choose more than one. I think that someone who breaks such a law should be penalized, but I also support giving them more space to let the dogs roam.
I think that DC should make more options available to dog owners for "leashless" areas; however, the fact that there are not many of these areas in the city is no excuse for direct defiance of the laws.
You can't arrest someone for simply letting their dog run around a park. It does, however, become dangerous when the size of the dog increases. I would't object to having a Yorkie yap at pedestrians as much as a Boxer or Golden Retriever. But really, the bottom line is IT IS CRUEL TO HAVE A DOG IN THE CITY! Move to the suburbs already!
Dogs should not be allowed to roam free. Even the kindest dog can lash out and bite an innocent bystander. I like dogs myself, but I know several people that have been attacked and are scared whenever they see someone's dog wandering the streets unleashed. Dog owners tend to have this crazy notion that everyone else loves their dog and aren't bothered by it approaching them.
That being said, I wouldn't go as far as arresting the owner because dogs DO escape sometimes.
Dogs have become way too trendy among city dwellers. If you live in a tiny apartment and don't have a yard, you should not be owning a dog! If you have to unleash your dog in a public place because it's the only chance he has to run around outdoors, perhaps you should consider moving to the suburbs.
If you have a dog you must move to the suburbs? Really? Dog owners could say the same about spurting out numerous kids then choosing to live in the city. But we don't (at least not too often, and usually only in jest).
Really, this comes down to allocation of resources and a realization of how city dwellers live. City dwellers are going to have dogs, no matter what. The city should realize this and try to set aside a reasonable amount of park or city land for enclosed dog runs.
And someone with political pull needs to have the National Park Service appropriations bill amended to say that parks in DC can have enclosed dog run areas, then appropriate funds for them. NPS owns a ton of the parks in DC, and they stupidly don't allow enclosed dog runs, somehow equating our tiny little urban parks with, say, the Grand Canyon.
I agree that dog owners have a responsibility to not allow their dogs to run up and bother other residents. But those same residents have a responsibility to share public space with dogs. Creating enclosed dog runs would seem to be the reasonable solution.
Dogs, like children, should be kept close to their owners and prevented from running around and bothering me.
It is ridiculous to say that dog owners should only live in the suburbs. Why don't we force all people with kids to move out to the suburbs? Not all dogs require a great big yard to roam around in. Even if you have a great big yard, dogs (and people) benefit tremendously from socialization opportunities that occur at dog parks and other off-leash areas. Speaking of the 'burbs, though, MD and VA have both become very creative at addressing this issue. In Maryland and Virginia, there are a growing number of designated off-leash areas, some really nice! In addition, the City of Rockville has a canine citizenship test; if a dog passes, he/she can be allowed to walk off leash at all times within city limits. I think this is an excellent idea! I have a dog, but he is not well-behaved enough to walk off leash. However, if a dog demonstrates the ability to do so without incident, they should be allowed! Finally, DC MUST get some dog parks set up. Currently, the city is losing a ton of money in tax dollars to the myriad of people (including myself) who leave the city each weekend in search of off leash areas for our dogs to socialize and exercise. I have no problem driving out to B'more or Annapolis to gain this opportunity. When I do this, I typically eat out and run errands. That's my tax dollars flying right out of this city.
My guess is that guest 4 and 6 are the same person. Personally I don't think the suburban life is necessarily better for dogs. Sure, life on a 5 acre wooded lot in Great Falls would be pretty sweet for a dog, but I don't think life in a townhouse in South Riding is any different than an apartment in the city. In fact you could probably argue that it would be worse. Not having a long commute, a city dog-owner may be home earlier (perhaps even during lunch) to be with the dog.
Even your average .10-.25 acre suburban lot doesn't seem to offer some inherent improved quality of life to dogs. You still are going to have to walk it and find dog-friendly parks to let it off its leash.
Also, is there an issue with a clash of federal versus local laws? So many of the parks in DC are either national parks themselves, or administered by the NPS. Does that affect the application of the law?
Personal yard availability is not a necessity for children nor for dogs. Dogs left to their own amusement outside usually discover new forms of entertainment, most of which would be considered to be bad habits. Both kids and dogs need adequate exercise and socialization. Both are usually accomplished in places other than the backyard. Besides, having kids and dogs is not mutually exclusive but its up to the parents/owners to keep an eye on their charges. I’d love to see more well-mannered children AND dogs in the city.
I'm really unhappy about having to share parks and sidewalks with off-leash dogs, dogs whose owners allow leashes to strech so long that their animals get close enough to sniff, shed, or slobber on me, and especially, DOGS WHOSE OWNERS/ WALKERS DO NOT SCOOP!!! That said, arrest and criminal charges are excessive, unless the leashless animal in question has a history of aggression. I might consider criminal charges for people who call themselves "pet parents" with a straight face, though.
#4 and #6 are not the same person, because I wrote #6 and not #4. All I'm saying is, I've seen a lot more dogs popping up in the city lately, and I don't think they're very happy. My first roommate in DC had a dog, and it was the saddest looking creature I've ever seen. She let it run around off the leash too, and one time it ran away and was gone for weeks.
There was a New York Times article not too long ago about how dogs are fashionable now because of the Paris Hilton factor. I don't think it's fair to subject a dog to the city lifestyle just because it's the cool thing to do.
When I tell an approaching owner to "call your dog" away from me and my leashed dog, I'm amazed at how many respond with, "Oh, he's friendly!" I always reply, "Well, mine's not!" and then try to avoid the eager, unleashed dog completely ignoring his owner's efforts to call him. No dog should be off-leash in a public area (except a fenced dog park) unless he has excellent re-call. And, even if your dog is great off-leash, he still shouldn't be off-leash in unfenced urban areas where he could run into traffic. No dog is 100% trustworthy when scared, chased by another dog, chasing a squirrel, etc.
Honestly, guest6/13, you're an idiot. Just because your roommate wasn't a good dog owner and the dog was sad looking must mean that we're all bad dog owners and all city dogs are sad. I use that logic too when I say that all white people love mayo just because my white roommate used to like it.
And the thought that most of us have dogs because Paris Hilton does therefore making it fashionable is laughable as well.
I understand that everyone is not a dog person so I don't let my dog off-leash and I don't let him go up to anyone who doesn't ask. But I still wish there were dog parks so that he could run free in a dog-friendly area where I know schmucks like you won't be.
#15, just because the dog was sad looking doesn't mean she wasn't a good dog owner. You might want to follow your own logic.
I'll see if I can dig up that article, because it has statistics that show a clear dog-owning trend. You can argue that your family has owned dogs for generations and so on, but the fact stands that there are pet-owning trends in the overall population. Cats were the big thing in the 80's. Dogs are the new rage.
I'm a dog person myself so I'm not putting down people that own dogs, and I agree that there should be more dog parks in the city. But there are so many inconsiderate dog owners out there, and if you were a dog, would you really prefer an apartment over a house?
The breeze in my Adam's Morgan neighborhood (conveniently located a few blocks away from the de facto "Dog Park" on the Rock Creek Park side) carries a subtle hint of dog poop in this warm weather. I want to be reasonable, though I'm not a dog person myself, but local dog owners have not impressed me with their responsible behavior. Not to tar everyone with the same brush, of course, but we have a phenomenal amount of unscooped poop (and flies!)on the sidewalk and I frequently have to pry my frightened daughter off of me when we pass dogs (leashed and unleashed) who get too close on the street. All this, even though there already IS a place nearby where it is commonly acknowledged that dogs can be exercised. We stay out of there now because I got tired of cleaning fresh poop off my child's shoes, but the dog park doesn't make at least a substantial number of dog owners better neighbors to deal with on the surrounding streets where they really shouldn't let their pets annoy others.
There was a HUGE pile of dog shit on 17th street a few nights ago. I don't have a problem with dogs, but I do have a problem with dog owners. They think their dog is the greatest thing in the world and everyone should be happy to see it and not care that it leaves big piles of crap all over the place. They're in denial that nice dogs can and do attack people, they think that dog attack victims are sissies for being rightly afraid of dogs, and they have a self-righteous attitude that is absolutely disgusting. Not all dog owners are like this, but an awful lot of them seem to be.
Logan is National (NPS) property. Whats-his-face is lucky that a Federal (Park Police) officer didn't arrest him.
Anyway, Effing obey the law, already. And, if you don't, at least have the good grace to realize you are in the wrong. Try to change it if you want (hell, I'd even try to help!), but don't bitch about it after you flout it and get busted.
Dog owners are the most delusional people you will ever meet. Every dog is "the sweetest little thing" and is "so nice" and "won't bite" and every dog owner claims to clean up after their dogs when the piles of crap around the city indicate otherwise.
I especially love the dog owners that try and bring their dogs into restaurants and shops and are shocked, SHOCKED, when they are told that health codes, or even basic politeness, dictate that animals be left outside.
Dogs are not people. They are not your children. They are smelly animals that this society has determined are suitable for pets. You own a dog, good for you. I don't want to see it, I don't want to pet it, I don't want to hear it, I don't want to smell it, and I certainly don't want my tax dollars going to provide a playground for it.
I'm almost willing to settle for simply not having to confront or clean their biological byproducts personally.
-SYB, aka guest 12 and guest 17, who has grown lazy because registering as a guest is the path of least resistance.
Guest 20:
I don't want my tax dollars paying for kids, but I realize that's part of living in a society with others.
I guarantee you that if you ever spurt out a kid, which I will never do, your kid will cost the city (and me as a taxpayer) far more than my dog will ever cost you.
And, again, if you're going to trash an entire group of people, then stop being a pussy and sign your post.
Downtown Rez:
A lot of people don't know the leash laws, as it's really hard to get a concise answer in DC, since each tiny little park can be owned by NPS, DC, or a variety of other groups.
And a good people here have been transferred to DC from somewhere else and they already have their dog. So occasionally breaking the law is the price they pay to keep their pet.
I'd be more than happy to agree that if there were adequate dog runs then everyone should abide by the leash laws. But there is NO alternative provided, so allowing your pet to have any sort of exercise often requires removing the leash illegally.
#20, you are absolutely right. I disagree with you about the dog parks (might as well keep the dogs penned up all in one place), but everything else you are 100% correct about.
If one lives in the city, why not have a city appropriate pet? I live in an apartment and have a cat. Nobody has to deal with her or her poop other than me, and she seems perfectly satisfied to stay indoors. And she doesn't bark and keep my neighbors up.
I have no dog in this fight, but if NPS gives the go-ahead, I guarantee dog owners will raise private cash to build approved cast iron enclosures for dog runs in Stanton and Lincoln parks. I'd like to see that.
I'd also like to see sworn, armed, and trained police officers off Pooch Patrol and back fighting violent crime in our neighborhoods.
A well-trained dog doesn't need a leash, and a poorly trained dog on a leash is still somewhat of a hazzard. Maybe rather than requiring leashes, we should require an inspection of good training.
As far as animals in the city goes, keep in mind the layout and founding of the city was based around horses, and other hauling animals. DC residents have ALWAYS had dogs, and historically even chickens and other pets.
Just because you decided to buy a car and speed it down the road, doesn't mean now everyone has to sell their dog, or stop having kids for that matter. However, owners and parents do have a responsiblility to instruct and train those that they are responsible for.
Guest No. 14 - thank you. My dog is great with people, but he spent most of his life in the animal shelter and he's not so good with other dogs. So I walk him with a short leash, specially designed for dogs his size (90lbs) and specially designed to keep him close to me. I know that he's not capable of being off leash. So I just don't understand owners that allow their dogs to roam free without any ability to reign in the dog. A-hats with fuzzy lap dogs who just smile and wave when I ask them to call their friendly little pooch just don't get it.
The comparison of dogs and children is amusing. Nearly all dogs can be trained so that they are obedient and non-threatening around other dogs and people. Children, on the other hand, should be banned from all parks operated by the NPS. Except in the suburbs.
After moving to Baltimore, I saw more leashless dogs in my first two weeks here than i saw during the five years i lived in DC. There's even a guy in my building who takes his leashless dog on the elevator!
Yes, there absolutely should be dog parks. I say this NOT because I think the city should foot the bill for people's irresponsible decision to have dogs in a city without dog runs, but rather because it is not the dog's fault that their dumb-ass owner can't figure out that dogs need more space than an all-leash-all-the-time policy can accommodate.
Even seemingly obedient dogs are still just animals and can show behavior that is out of their trained lexicon. If people can do this, then dogs can too. So I really don't agree with even well-trained dogs allowed off leash.
Even on a leash, the owner needs TO BE IN CONTROL of their dog. Owners who are so enamored with the "kids" (gag, gag) that they let them lunge at you without reeling in the damn leash ("Oh, they want to say hello!" retch gag) can go to their delusional hell.
Do not let your dog near me. If it touches me in any way, I will 1.) nudge it away with my foot, and then, if that doesn't work and if you own the dog that lunges at me while you chat on your cell and don't pull your dog back, I'll 2.)kick the damn thing until it backs the hell up. (Disagree? Bring it on. I am not going to get bit again...the last time was a relatively small dog - a terrier - that clamped down and wouldn't let go even as the owner finally clued in to what was going on after letting the leash spool all the way out while she flirted.) No kidding, dog owners, I'll boot your little nipping bath mat across the sidewalk if that keeps its drool - and teeth - off my legs.
Guest29: LOVE you. Love.
Guest 29, young human children are *never* threatening, except, perhaps, to your extended adolescence. Nor do their actual, same species parents allow them to befoul public spaces.
I'll support sensitively placed dog parks in theory, but I'll want to know that owners can and will be busted for removing leashes outside of enclosures, that some one can be depended upon to remove the crap frequently (Rex and Fluffy's human "Mommie" and "Daddie" don't have a great track record)and that the fences will be adequate to keep Rex and Fluffy off my actual, human child, person, and property. Let's also make sure that fences aren't uuugly chain link and that the people responsible for maintenance replant yellowed grass regularly.
A city with no dog parks is third rate. THe fact that a cop in DC would waste a second on something so stupid is a perfect example of why this city is so fucked up. I cant get cops to come when there is real crime. THe last time I called 911, NO ONE ANSWERED. (Not kidding). Now, police routinely patrol the dog park on 17th and S....WTF. I'm with NWA on this one: FUCK THE POLICE.
Granted, there are probably more likely threats to public health and safety, but the abundance of "quality of life" crimes tolerated in DC contributes to our third-rate status.
Guest33: Guest29 didn't say YOUNG children.
(By the way, I'd love to register but now that I commented once as "guest" I am apparently stuck with a computer cookie to type in grey forever with no clear way to change my status. Help?)
Guest 31: What a dumbass comment. Yes, shame on people for wanting to OWN A PET. SHAME, SHAME! SHame on people for having kids in this crime ridden cesspool. Shame on people for having bikes and cars which will inevitably be stolen. Shame on people for ever trying to make a place better and more normal. SHame on people for parking their cars anywhere near a church, since we all know that the city won't tow cars that double park and block you in...You're right, we should all just give up and live with the dumbass laws in DC. People with kids and pets should all move to the suburbs, and your awesome vision will finally bear fruit. DUMBASS.
"A lot of people don't know the leash laws, as it's really hard to get a concise answer in DC, since each tiny little park can be owned by NPS, DC, or a variety of other groups."
-Then please allow me to provide a concise answer for the confused: It is illegal to run a dog off-leash. (period) in DC.
Sure, there are places in DC where (almost) everyone agrees not enforce these laws- kinda like there are places in DC were (almost) everyone agrees not to enforce laws against speeding, public drinking, or pot smoking. But that doesn't make any of these things legal.
Oh, and my kid (who's twice been bitten by someone's cute, friendly, offleash dog, and so is now petrified of *all dogs* will be paying your social security benefits someday, at least in theory.
Downtown Rez:
There is no concise answer.
On NPS property, dogs must be on leashes.
Since ALL the green space in my hood is NPS, that's the only law I'm totally familiar with.
But some green spaces are private, like Congressional Cemetery. "Laws" in use there vary.
As for your kid paying my social security...... I guarantee you that in 40 years of paying DC taxes I'll pay a lot more for the upkeep of kids (schools, playgrounds, etc.) than your kid will ever pay for my social security.
And aren't social security benefits federal, not local?
In reality today's immigrants will be paying our social security benefits (assuming we actually get any).
(this is Guest 31)
Huh? I don't get your point, Guest 37. I didn't say "shame on them" at all. Or any of that.
I DON'T agree with have large dogs in the city. But people are going to make decisions that I don't agree with. But I don't think the dogs should have a lesser quality of life. Nor do I think that the leash laws should be relaxed so that others have to run a gauntlet just by walking down the wrong block.
For what it is worth, we always had dogs when I was growing up. But we lived on four acres and they had a great, active life. And I feel bad for large dogs that live in townhouses or even houses on very small lots - "suburbs" technically or not.
I never said any law was "dumbass."
Guest 35 is right, guest 29 is right, guest 28 is clearly responsible and aware.
Cars blocking me in? Huh? Not having kids in the city? What? I don't get your whole post. I never mentioned the crime in the city, nor called it a cess pool.
When did I say we should "give up"? And give up what?
I re-read what I wrote and didn't mention suburbs at all.
I don't get the vitriol. I never said any of that.
Large dogs in the city...... don't assume that large dogs need some massive rural spread to roam on to be happy.
I've had several large breed dogs in the past.
In fact, I actually bought a house with a massive yard for my two large breed dogs. Turns out I couldn't get them to leave the back porch.
why does this remind me of that article that ran in the post the other day
"At a recent town hall meeting a handful of residents expressed concern... children playing on their neighborhood streets and running through their yards... Police will patrol residential neighborhoods more frequently to crack down on the problems...but don’t know how to enforce it except to ask the police to issue tickets to the parents for their children’s behavior.... the new crackdowns were not prompted by residents’ concern for children but rather their intolerance with them."
Welcome to the City of Intolerance.
"Concerned Residents", clearing the streets of children, pets, and cyclists!
Making the city safe for SUV-Pushing Drivers and Roller-Bag-Dragging Pedestrians everywhere.
Aren't I legally liable for the potentially litigious parents suing me for what happens to their kids on MY property? And aren't those same parents going to NOT pay for any damage that their kids cause to MY property?
I'm not saying that all parents will sue if little Jimmy trips on my rake left in the grass or skins his knee on my stone walk, nor am I say all parents will resist paying for the damage their kids cause. I'm just wondering if those "concerned residents" might not have a cultural justification for their point.
(My uncle's neighbor backed into their garage door in the alley and then refused to repair it because it was a solid wood door: the neighbor would only pay for a fake wood replacement. It got contentious. My uncle won in court, with the judge awarding punitive as well, but it wasn't a pleasant 14 months for a 70 year old man. Who wants to volunteer for that?)
my dog is awesome and great and has only playfully put one canine into my wife's foot trying to get her to chase him. That was an inch long gash that was pretty severe and happened in about a millisecond. I was playing with the dog the other night and received a cut across the cheek. Dogs need to be on leashes and if someone else's dog did this to me, I would stomp their dog to death--no questions. Our dog is our kid and we keep watch but still must be careful. We've also had kids ask us if he's friendly and he is to which once one kid tried to pet him the others tried to scare the dog into biting the kid's hand. Not cool. It's this unpredictability that should keep dog's on leashes. If this is a problem, don't own a dog. You suck as an owner.
Well, yeah, Hillman. Of course private property is different. I thought we were discussing public property. On public property within DC, regardless of fed or DC jurisdiction, regardless of which agency manages the space, the current laws are that dogs on public property must be leashed. From a legal standpoint, it really is that concise. The real source of confusion isn't over what's legal, but what's enforced. No big surprise it's that way in DC.
Doesn't the small-ish fine mean that anyone even remotely well-off can flout the law while poorer people cannot? Doesn't the small-ish fine mean that rich people can basically disregard it while anyone for whom $25 matters is bound by it? (I have students who think absolutely nothing of a $40 parking ticket...while I would be cursing myself for days if I got one for that much.)
I think the fine should be upped by quite a bit.
Guest 44: love you, too. LOVE.
I like dogs, I think dogs are cool and they rarely bother me or BabyRat; when BabyRat gets scared of a dog, she demands to be picked up. No big deal. I can even handle my stupid neighbor who often refuses to clean up after his 150 lb rottweiler. I'll be honest, I think it's dumber than dirt to have a 150 lb dog crated inside of a 2BR apartment but people have a right to do stupid things.
My problem is with people helping themselves to our decent sized (10 x 40 yards), fenced-in yard. I actually saw a guy watch his dog take a dump and then tried to leave just as I was pulling up one evening. I immediately confronted the guy and asked him if he was going to clean up after his dog, he apologized for the mess claiming that he didn't have a bag. WTF? I also got mauled by some asshole's dog who was running around in our yard and the dog jumped up on me with his muddy paws when I was leaving for work one morning. I didn't say a word to the guy, but I just glared at him for like ten seconds before I went back inside and put on a clean shirt. The sorry sack of shit didn't even offer to pay to the clean the shirt. Those are the kind of selfish dog owners that deserve to be arrested.
"Dogs need to be on leashes and if someone else's dog did this to me, I would stomp their dog to death--no questions. "
Yup. And rightly so, too.
Rat:
That asshole was me. I was there to invite you to the Hillman 40 Ouncer Pissing Spectacular. But then my dog was so overwhelmed by your rugby stud persona that he just had to help himself to a big dose of you up close.
I know I should have offered to pay for the shirt, but I'm sortof a self-absorbed bastard that way. Sorry. DC's welfare society is to blame I think.
We need a leash law for children.
Rat: That asshole was me.
Are you serious, how long ago did it happen?
Dog owners are citizens too, pay taxes, etc. There should be more off-leash areas available. What's more, a well-trained, under control dog should be allowed off-leash anywhere. This does NOT mean running at large, or being allowed to run up to people, kids, or other dogs. Nor does it mean letting them pee and poop wherever they want and not picking up after them. If well-behaved dogs were given more privileges, there would be more of an incentive for people to train their dogs.
There should be a way to certify level of training and a pledge of responsibility that would grant additional privileges to a dog/owner team. Misbehavior by either member of the team (running up to people uninvited, not picking up poop, etc) would cause the privileges to be revoked.
"If well-behaved dogs were given more privileges, there would be more of an incentive for people to train their dogs."
This argument might work for me, except that my neighborhood does have a luxurious dog park, but that hasn't stopped dog owners from treating the whole neighborhhod like a dog park. I should give further incentives to dog owners before they are accountable for their behavior in public places?
Guest54 - what you failed to notice is that I proposed greater privileges be earned by demonstrating appropriate control and responsibility. I'm suggesting greater accountability, not less.
You say in your neighborhood dog owners treat the whole area like a dog park. You don't specify what that means. If they are walking their dogs off leash but picking up after them and not allowing them to run up to people and other dogs uninvited, I would say what is the problem.
If they are letting their dogs poop anywhere and not picking up (which they shouldn't do in the dog park either) or they let their dogs run up to kids and other dogs (the irresponsible 'oh, he's friendly' excuse) then they should not get any privileges and they should be fined for breaking the law. An incentive is only an incentive if you have to do something to earn it.
I work hard to be a responsible dog owner. I don't want my dog to negatively impact the lives of my neighbors. I don't like to step in poop, be accosted by free-roaming dogs, or awakened by barking in the middle of the night any more than any other person. It probably bothers me more than most, because a few irresponsible owners can ruin things for those of us who try to be good dog-owning citizens.
Rat:
Relax. It was a joke. Apparently not a very good one.
I feel bad for anyone prevented from having a dog in the city. Have you noticed that we are in the middle of a crime wave?
Dogs are the best deterrent to crime. How many people walking dogs get mugged? How many homes with barking dogs get broken into? The anti-dog comments about not having dogs in the city are flat wrong.
And while we're at it, why are cops wasting countless man-hours making and processing leash law tickets? Even if the cops can figure out that newer civil law is the real one and not the old, replaced criminal law, they should still be looking for burglars and muggers and gun violators.
We can't get the cops to show up for a half hour after reporting trespassers in the neighbors yard. How is it they have time for leash tickets?
Thanks for the $0.02, 57.
Speaking of dogs,crime and DC, a fair percentage of those who enjoy the thug-life simply must have pits to complete the image.
I suppose those should be off-leash, too.
On the odd chance that the leash-free dog owner who was letting theirs run free in Dyke Marsh Park this afternoon is reading this: a friendly reminder. Some of us have concealed carry permits. In the interest of your dog's safety, I highly recommend reading the rules at the entrance to the park. Don't like it? Change the law. Otherwise, STFU. Thank you for your time and attention.
Also, you are a useless piece of self-centered human sewage. The world does not revolve around your sorry ass. Get a leash and a bag to carry your dog's waste.
While you're at it, wipe your butt. I can smell it from here.
One good thing, though. At least we know what happens when narcissist particles try and occupy the same place and time. A shame they can't annihilate eachother like matter and antimatter. That way, they'd leave parks a more enjoyable place for everyone else who doesn't have a dog or kids. But then dcist would be the worse off, without those ripe morally superior rationalizations.
As for Professor Thugee Fresh and his pet pitbull Sherman, aren't those things pretty dated? I can't wait for the DC dealers to pickup on the Parisian narcotics thugs' pet-of-choice: the Barbary ape. Much more street cred with a bloodthirsty 200-lb monkey on a chain.
I'm not sure where you're going with the Barbary Ape comment. In the '80s, I briefly worked in a primate tox lab. Ever see the movie "outbreak"? Been there. It sucked. One of several jobs my younger self walked away from.
Anyway, a 40 pound cynamologous with 2.5 inch canines is more than anyone should ever have to handle. I wore shoulder-length steel mesh gloves....
Parisian gangs using attack monkeys.
“They’re ultra-fashionable,” said Didier Lecourbe, a police officer from the depressed Paris suburb of Aubervilliers. “Now that the authorities have cracked down on pit bulls, Dobermans, and rottweilers, apes are becoming the new weapon of choice.”
So if you what looks like a gorilla riding shotgun in an Escalade, head in the opposite direction.
Thanks for the link. "...their favored method of attack is to hurl themselves at people’s heads..."
Include a mention of the possibility of contracting any number of rare and poorly understood tropical diseases from bites, and that's pretty much how I remember it.
Oddly enough, I'm less worried about being bitten and more worried about them taking an amourous interest in any of the orifaces in my head. You just know the dealers are hopping those apes up on Viagra and chimpporn.
Come to think of it, having a Barbary Ape would certainly make the dog park/kiddie park conflict more entertaining. "Oh, he likes you and just wants to play!" I'd say, as Furious George leaps on the dog/child-owners face and thrusts his engorged ape-hood down his new friend's throat, his hips a motion blur, until his climax shoots out Mr./Ms. Narcissist's nose and he flops back and motions for a towel and cigarette.
Um. That's one image.
I see barbary apes, riding rots and pits, swarming accross Rock Creek on their way to Dumbarton Oaks, kinda like goblins on wargs.
Maybe it's time to clear the DC law books of antiquated regulations from the pre-Home Rule days. Why would non-democratic laws still be on the books when the very same laws exist in a democratic form passed by the Council.
Who knows the answer to this? Are old, redundant laws actually still on the books or did the police simply decide to unleash themselves?