September 19, 2007
Go Home Already: Seeing Red

>> Are you ready for Papal Invasion '08? There won't be a Popemobile, but there will plenty of groveling for everyone to forget about all that molestation stuff. [WashTimes]
>> Welcome to the blogosphere, WTOP.
>> Wonkette blogger Alex Pareene and his girlfriend Ally Kearny laugh in the face of fake danger! [City Desk]
>> Two D.C. police officers said a teenager driving a stolen Jaguar tried to run them down in Petworth last night. The officers were slightly injured, but thankfully, they didn't shoot him. [WaPo]
>> Rumors about a possible sale of Velvet Lounge and a U Street version of Tunnicliff's? Oh, we'll be looking into this tomorrow. [Prince of Petworth]
>> Please, please stop talking like a pirate.
Photo by James Calder
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Thankfully DC taxpayers get to foot the bill for feeding and housing this thug instead.
Two D.C. police officers said a teenager driving a stolen Jaguar tried to run them down in Petworth last night. The officers were slightly injured, but thankfully, they didn't shoot him
I would reword the last sentence:
Thankfully, the officers were only slightly injured, despite the teanager's violent attempt to run them down. Hopefully the teen will receive more than the standard slap on the wrist as is common in Washington, DC.
Seriously, where does your antipathy for the police come from?
Let's talk shit about the Pope, because, you know, doing the right thing and apologizing for the abuse is a perfect opportunity to heap abuse on the man.
Yeah, I'd have to say this post was seriously bigoted if not outright racist. Someone needs to address some problems they have.
It's not like the Pope is Cardinal Law, he's not. So therefore bringing it up is nothing more than bigotry.
and if this is a hate site then count me out
Hey, lay off the Pope! Benny and I used to roommate back when I was training albino assasins for Opus Dei and he's a straight-up gee. In fact, the DC transvestite community needs to show solidarity with the Holy See because the holmes looks fabulous in a dress.
whichever editor wrote that Pope bit should go out on the corner of Massachusettes and 34th NW and help that nut with the neon sign drown that shot, hung, poisoned, burned, decapitated horse.
i thought dcist was more clever than that.
i loved the pope line keep em coming
Ohhhh, a right-wing religious cat fight! Anyone wanna lay bets the Vatican punks the Moonie Times in 1 round? Or will the Assemblies of gawd come in with a folding chair to save Teh Popinator?
The "i was molested by a priest" sandwich board guy is still there? He's been there for DECADES! They did a piece on him in the post a couple years back.
He's like the old guy with the pickup truck covered in inscruitable Christian rants that's forever driving around the Mall.
thankfully they didnt shoot him???
I wish they had. That little shit is only going to hurt or kill more people, most likely innocent people, and then end up in jail.
Your sentence about the Pope is poorly written, and even more to the point, an example of poor logic. I read this blog for news about DC, not to be exposed to anti-Catholic bigotry.
Oh please. I'm pretty sure the Pope doesn't need people defenind him on DCist. I don't think he's hurting too bad.
But thankfully they didn't shoot him!??! The kid was driving a stolen car and tried to kill two police officers!! God forbid the cops shoot and kill this poor innocent child. Give me a break!!
I hope that "little shit" and the rest of DC youth jack all your cars and then run your firstborn over...that would solve many problems
No, that little shit alredy jacked my car and had a joyride in it. Three times in four years. Good thing that he skipped shop class - means fuckers like him will never figure out how to break open the club on my steering wheel.
Seriously though, its not like I am advocating Taser torture or waterboarding for him - he tried to run over two cops in a stolen car!!!
I am all about peaceful resolutions to things, but HE is the one who escalated it to intent to kill, not the cops. They should receive prizes for NOT resorting to deadly violence, but dont expect me to have had any sympathy for the guy if he was actually killed. Don't write a check that your ass can't cash...
and my statement had nothing to do with DC youth in general so dont pretend like I was making a blanket statement.
It is true... Tunnicliff's is opening a bar on U street. I think it is U Bar. Should be a cool place, thinking opening is in late Fall Oct/Nov!