November 13, 2007
DCist Road Trip: Shenandoah Weekend
Looking for one last relaxing weekend in the great outdoors before winter really sets in? DCist took to the road this past weekend and headed to Shenandoah National Park. If you're still considering a fall weekend nature trip, here's our tips to make the most of it.
Make sure you get the cabin that best fits your group/caravan/drunken posse.
There’s plenty of cabins available, especially now during the low season. We used Home Away From Home, which offers rental properties all over the country. In Shenandoah, HAFH has plenty of properties to rent; and the best part is that you contact the owners of the house directly, which cuts down on the possibility of misunderstandings. Of course, be sure to research your locations appropriately before committing. If possible, try to get a cabin with a fireplace. There’s absolutely nothing better for those of us who live in cramped apartments.
If you're concerned about blowing your entire checking account on one weekend in the boonies, don't worry. Many of the cabins we perused could easily fit six to eight people, and will run you somewhere between $400 to $500 for a three-day, two-night stay, with plenty of thoughtful amenities. Of course, remember that more splits in the rental cost are inversely related to the amount of food and drink you'll need to purchase. Or you could just bring four or five of your straight-edge and vegan friends. Either way, budget appropriately.
Bring your own liquor, but wait on the beer.
Even in as rural as it gets northwestern Virginia, the liquor stores are ABC controlled. As anyone reading this in Montgomery County can tell you, this means two things: a) the liquor is only available through hole in the wall, idiotically-run shops that are only open at choice hours, and b) it is taxed. A lot. Most liquor bottles will run you about 15% extra, give or take, from District prices. On the other hand, beer is not controlled (read: much cheaper), and can be purchased anywhere and everywhere. So pick up your Maker’s Mark at home, and consider the beer your contribution to the local economy.
On a similar note, bring your own food.
There are no gourmet groceries in Front Royal – shocking, no? We stopped at a Whole Foods the day before the trip, and instead of eating PB&J all weekend, we ate Grilled Mahi-Mahi with Cajun Remoulade and inch-thick Ribeye steaks with baked potatoes and shish kabobs. Just remember to prepare some of the more complex parts (the seasonings, for instance) at home, so you don’t have to pick up ingredients on the trip.
Embrace cabin fever. And don’t forget the movies.
Play a game of drunken Monopoly (just don’t do this with an MBA student – we learned the hard way). Make s’mores in the fireplace. Have a make-out party. Dress up in the life vests from the basement and act out scenes from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Whatever you do, don’t fight cabin fever. It will come, and you will be caught unawares. Fortunately, the cabins in the area are mandated by state law probably contain at least eight packs of cards and some paper each. What you do with them, of course, is nobody’s business but the NSA.
Also, DCist’s cabin had an extensive collection of Jack Benny and Groucho Marx DVDs; but if veiled racism and one-liners aren’t your favorites, you may want to pack a couple of movies of your own.
The water pressure is too low, there’s no cable, and the internet is non-existent.
Yup. Deal with it. But if you absolutely must check that vital email about the conference six weeks from now, you can usually find a wireless internet outpost somewhere. In Front Royal, it’s the Citgo in town; so, you know, you can pick up some propane while checking your MySpace.
Something will break, so prepare your DIY sensibilities.
On our most recent venture, we found ourselves with a non-flushing toilet. Something like this will probably happen to you. Create a makeshift solution if you can, and be sure to tell the owners of the cabin what happened. Chances are you’ll get some money back. Plus, you’ll be able to flush the toilet again. Hopefully.
Go hiking, even when it’s cold.
If you were at a beach house, you’d swim in the water if it was cold – so get outdoors. You’ll be either enthralled or disgusted to see the snow on the rocks as you climb Skyline Drive through Shenandoah National Park – but hey, who doesn’t like making mini-snowmen at 3,000 feet? A $15 ticket – cheaper than a couple of drinks on your usual weekend - will get your car in to enjoy the park for up to one week. If you’re looking for a simple stroll through red and yellow-leaved oaks, there are plenty of easy trails at most every stop in the park – but if you want a real challenge, try motoring up the steep grades of the Appalachian Trail.
But our best piece of advice? Just relax. Because soon, it’ll be Amtrak, last-minute shopping, and awkward New Year’s parties. Enjoy!





Do you think it's possible that you may have some readers who actually like the outdoors? That aren't looking for easy trails? (by the way, the Appalachian Trail in Shenandoah is mostly flat) That don't need flush toilets? That don't need a cabin with a DVD player, but rather a tent? That don't need liquor to enjoy the outdoors?
How insulting.
I have to agree with the prior commenter - that was a pretty elitist post - even for DCist. Who rents a cabin? Who packs DVD's? And who buys WHOLE FOODS? Get some cheap beer, some burgers and hotdogs and have fun.
fredterp is obviously from maryland. Sure, the AT may be *mostly* flat in SNP, once you're on the ridgeline, but there are many stretches that are quite challenging (Mary's Rock, Hogback Mountain, are just two that spring to mind), particularly for novice hikers.
also? i love camping, i love the outdoors, but a tent would be too cold at this point, even for me. how the eff is renting a cabin elitist??
though i do agree with one point in the above comments... leave the electronics at home. get drunk and watch the fire. play cards and board games. cook hotdogs in the fireplace.
For novice hikers, those would be tough climbs. For those with at least moderate fitness, it's easy walking. Compared to the rest of the Appalachian Trail, SNP is cake. The worse part are all the waysides filled with tourons who drive up to overlooks and talk on their cellphones with no respect to the outdoors and diss a nice little town like Front Royal because they don't have a Whole Foods Aaron Morrissey?
I can't decide what this article disrespects more - the outdoors, or DCist readers.
Actually, there is a gourmet grocery in Front Royal (http://www.jsgourmet.com/). And there is an amazing restaurant, Apartment 2G (http://www.jsgourmet.com/apt2g.asp).
So when is DCist going on a road trip to a NASCAR race???? That would be guarantee gold not only to read but to watch.
I wonder what the over/under on the number "Deliverance" references on this trip?
hey, i resemble that remark! heh. i am a person of moderate fitness, and i find them challenging. hiking is not the same as walking on a treadmill.
at any rate, i didn't read the article as "dissing" front royal (mentioning the lack of an obvious source of gourmet foods isn't a criticism, it's an observation) or being disrespectful in any way. it's an article about renting a cabin in the woods, not an article about a weekend of leave no trace backpacking.
It sure didn't start out that way:
DCist Road Trip: Shenandoah Weekend
Looking for one last relaxing weekend in the great outdoors before winter really sets in? DCist took to the road this past weekend and headed to Shenandoah National Park. If you're still considering a fall weekend nature trip , here's our tips to make the most of it
The guy who wrote knows nothing about Shenandoah or nature trips. Stay at home and watch your DVDs, go to your trendy bars, and wear your birckenstocks and backward baseball caps.
Leave the backcountry and articles about the backcountry to people who love the outdoors.
My problem with their take on a "nature trip" is that was closer to a weekend escape to the Shore (MD or NJ) then it was a trip into the country side. (And it was presented in the same manner).
Going on a "nature trip" doesn't require roughing it - but it also doesn't usually include extravagant Whole Food recipes that require prep before you leave the house or a $500 a weekend cabin.
For those who hike and travel regularly in the region there are a lot of very low cost options that don't require a tent and are far more scenic.
I rate this article: 2 1/2 douche bags.
I don't really know where to start. Ah, let's start w/the obligatory reference to Vegans. Then to Whole Foods and complex recipes and bitching about a few $ paid in taxes on booze. Seriously, the price difference is like $2/3. What can you buy at Whole Foods for that? Maybe a couple of olives for your douche vegan friends. Thanks for letting us know it's ok to hike out in the cold. Mom always told me I might get sick, so I brought all my LL Bean fleece pullovers, North Face jackets, scarves from Macy's, and mittens that I picked up at Crafty Bastards (ya know I'm so trendy!), b/c ooooh, it's 54 degrees out.