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>> D.C. police will spend $3 million in the 3rd Police District on an anti-gang initiative. [WaPo]
>> Montgomery County Del. Jane Lawton, 63, died of an apparent heart attack this morning, collapsing after giving a speech in downtown Washington. Lawton also served as a four-term mayor of Chevy Chase. [Md. Moment]
>> If you have an elderly relative living at either Carolyn Boone Lewis Health Care Center in D.C. or Ruxton Health of Woodbridge in Virginia, you might want to consider alternate arrangements. [AP via WTOP]
>> "Bowtied Republicans are so pissed off that they are organizing a campaign to save the job of their chest-flashing, crazy dancing, totally not gay preppy pundit." [Wonkette]
>> Somehow the D.C. Sports and Entertainment Commission has turned David Catania into a prophet. [Malcontent Minute]
>> A great map of proposed school closings. [bloomingdale, for now]
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What the fuck, Wonkette thinks she's Stuttering John now? Please. Loved Tucker Carlson's reaction, though. Dude is so "in the closet" it's not even funny.
The 3rd District should take a cue from the former Mayor Barry's "Youth Violence Initiative" that consisted of giving kids tickets to Washington Bullets basketball games. The theory being that if they're at a basketball game, they're not shooting anyone.
I propose a Nintendo Wii for Thugs Initiative, whereby kids trade their guns in for video games. The little fattyfatfats could use the exercise as well. Thugee Fresh and Tha Stinkerman could stand to drop a few pounds and lay off the Big Bufords and the pina colada blunts.
On second thought, forget everything I said. Giving them video games would only end up breeding a more athletic and healthier neighborhood thug with even better hand-eye coordination and reaction time.
monkeyerotica, you had me at "little fattyfatfats."
hah!