December 3, 2007
Redskins Fall to Bills as Clock Stops on Playoff Hopes
Well, so much for inspiration. The Washington Redskins pulled out all the stops to honor their teammate Sean Taylor yesterday. There were special patches, a moment of silence — the defense even took the field in a “missing man” formation (which history will remember as a 22-yard gain for the Bills). The inflamed passions failed to translate into quality gameplay, and Washington found themselves coming undone for many of the same reasons they’ve done so over the course of a disappointing season. Oh, and then, Washington somehow managed to find a way to lose that was more humiliating and inane than one could have possibly imagined.
With seven seconds to play in the game, Buffalo’s Rian Lindell took the field to take a game-winning 51-yard field goal try. Which, he made. But the play didn’t count because Joe Gibbs called one of those last-second timeouts that seem to be the obsession of head coaches this season (and which are, ENTIRELY, bush league – the league needs to put an end to this practice with all deliberate haste). Lindell looked money from 51 on his first attempt, but, heck — a sliver of slim hope remained that he’d miss his second attempt.
But that’s when Gibbs inexplicably called a second consecutive timeout, which is “illegal” where league rules are concerned, and which drew an immediate fifteen-yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct. And if Lindell was good from 51, he was golden from 36. Game over, cue the stunned silence.
Football is a team sport, and the team’s bad tendencies revealed themselves at the worst possible times. The offense continued their tradition of stretching the action downfield only to seize up in the red zone. They found yet another way not to convert a critical short-yardage down, this time on a false start penalty. And where playoff teams find a way to grind out the clock when they take possession with six minutes remaining — and half-decent teams find a way to do so with three minutes remaining — the Skins did neither. But fourth quarter three-and-outs for a team ostensibly built to power-run have become a mainstay this season.
Nevertheless, Gibbs’ second timeout was the mistake that will leave the most indelible mark on this game. Since returning to the league, Gibbs has written for himself a tidy history of clock-management errors. This is especially galling considering the fact that he’s got a well-paid offensive coordinator and a similarly compensated defensive coordinator backing him up. You’d think that he wouldn’t have that much else to do other than know what the league rules are and how much time is on the clock. But yesterday’s mental meltdown is a new low, especially since the result of the decisions served only to turn a loss into an embarrassing loss. Minutes after the game ended, I got an email asking, “So. Do you think Gibbs has jumped the shark?” I’ll say this: don’t be surprised if the next time you notice a “missing man,” the empty space will be on the sidelines.
Washington is nevertheless not yet mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. But they find themselves toward the hind end of an eight team scrum for the final wild card spot. Even if Washington manages to win out from here (and there’s absolutely no good reason to think they will: a short week of preparation for Thursday night’s game against the Bears has only been made shorter by Sean Taylor’s Miami funeral this morning), we can't be sure the rest of the field, battling each other, can post enough total losses to help the Redskins out. There is, perhaps, a needle the team can thread to make it to the postseason, but their story seems to have been written with yesterday’s loss. And having failed to carry heady symbolism to an important win, they’ll play out a string of games that will be, for all intents and purposes, largely symbolic.





The 'Skins will not win another game this season. And trust me, it pains me to say that, but I fear it is true.
Skins have always been overrated. They don't really have much of a team and that is saying something in the NFC.
Gibbs seems to be getting a free pass from the local media regarding the time out gaffe. I can't even pretend to understand what it's like to oversee 53 men and a dozen coaches who have lost someone near and dear to them. But that doesn't excuse Gibbs from the simple unassailable fact that he doesn't know the rules of football.
I am sick of people apologizing for a shitty coach. He's one small step above Norv Turner. That's damning him with the faintest praise imaginable.
And why do journalists keep promoting the idea of faint chances of reaching the playoffs for our team, therby whipping up hopes and dreams of retarded fans who will proclaim..."there's still a chance!"? Please this season was pretty much over 2 weeks ago and definitely over when we lost last week. I don't want to hear hair-brained hypothesis about how if every team out there that shows that they can win all the sudden lose every game and we win all the way out, we'll make it.
Additionally, I thought Gibbs just goofed on the second time out. Turns out, he didn't know there was a rule against calling 2 timeouts in a row. Are you F-ing kidding me???? If you don't know the rules, you shouldn't be allowed on the sidelines in a pee-wee game, let alone the NFL.
I disagree about "history will remember [it] as a 22-yard gain for the Bills". That was a quality, classy move by the Skins defense and even if Buffalo had scored on that play, I would have thought it appropriate. Oh, but aren't you so cool that you were paying enough attention to the minutiae of the game that you can remind us what the outcome of the play was.
As for the "humiliating and inane" part, yes. Most definitely yes.
A moment of silence, his name on the stadium, his number worn on the helmet, a tribute across the league. Isnt that enough?
However, if the Skins had made a stop or a fumble, no one would have a problem with it.
And to paraphrase Inigo Montoya: "Minutiae," I do not think it means what you think it means. If Jason were bringing up a holding call 11 minutes in, or a missed route in the 3rd quarter, I'd call that "minutiae" (and shouldn't good sports reporters pay attention to the "minutiae" of the game?). But this was the opening play of the game with the Skins at a disadvantage. It's hardly a minor detail.
Pardon my French, but you're an idiot if you think history will remember that play as a 22-yard gain for the Bills. If Buffalo had scored on that drive, it may have been considered a bad way for the Skins D to honor their former teammate. Since they didn't, however, I think it was a great tribute, one that gave me the chills as I sat in the nosebleeds at FedEx and counted 10 men.
As far as the Gibbs / timeout debacle, I agree wholeheartedly that anyone involved in the game should know the rules. I love the man for what he brought to this city in his first tenure, but I am ready for this experiment to be over. The Redskins need a young(er) coach who is able to light a fire under his player's asses instead of someone who showers them with praise even after the poorest of performances.
And by the way, voteprime, this did not occur on the opening play of the game, as the Redskins won the toss and chose to receive. After they took the opening drive down to the Buffalo 10 and kicked a field goal, their first defensive play occured with half of the first quarter gone.
Just for the record, of course.
Sorry, opening defensive play. As I said, I didn't watch the beginning of the game.
Anyway, I'm not trying to be a dick even though it is very easy to come across that way in the comments. I'm also not a Redskins fan so maybe I should refrain from commenting on Redskins threads.