December 14, 2007
Popcorn & Candy: Shadowy Men in a Shadowy Sewer
DCist's highly subjective and hardly comprehensive guide to the most interesting movies playing around town in the coming week.

Repertory: The Third Man
The AFI continues to please with yet another showing of an absolute must-see classic. Last week it was The 400 Blows, and this week it's three showings of Carol Reed's gripping British noir, The Third Man. Based on a story and a screenplay by Graham Greene, the movie is a study in dark mystery, as characters skulk about the inky shadows of post-war Vienna trying to figure out just what it is that happened to Harry Lime, the character played with dark menace by Orson Welles. Here's a case where production difficulties actually may have contributed to some of the unintended brilliance of the final product. Reed was forced to shoot around the absence of his star, who pulled a Marlon Brando and showed up weeks late to the shoot. Reed filmed a number of scenes with a body double, and as a result, in many of Welles' scenes, he appears as simply an unrecognizable shape, melting into the shadows before we can get a glimpse of him. The film was ranked the best British Film of all time by the British Film Institute, and, oddly enough, the 57th greatest American film of all time by the American Institute (based on one American producer). We'll go with the Brits: #1 seems a far better place for a film this good to reside.
View the trailer.
Showing on Tuesday, and then Saturday and Sunday of the following
weekend at the AFI Silver Theatre.
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Indie: Juno
Juno has a couple of things working against it. First, there's its status as this year's quirky little indie (or quasi-indie) that could. That title almost went to the surprisingly excellent Lars and the Real Girl, but buzz for Juno is reaching Little Miss Sunshine proportions. And, as LMS taught us, movies that sell themselves purely on cutesy quirk are bound to disappoint, even if they are entertaining. More annoying is the constant habit of the film's marketing team to mention at every chance they get that the film's writer, first time screenwriter Diablo Cody, used to be a stripper. Hasn't pretty much every screenwriter held a weird odd job or two before they finally managed to sell a script? Granted, in Cody's case, she was disrobing as a sociological experiment, but all the movie's PR firm seems to want you to know is, "Wow! She was a stripper and then she wrote a movie!" Which is pretty insulting when you read the surprise implied in their tone. Anyway, apart from all this, the movie's drawing rave reviews, so it appears this one is more than just the sum of its quirks. At the very least it's an opportunity to see two cast members from the sorely missed Arrested Development back on screen together again.
View the trailer.
Opens tomorrow at E Street, Bethesda Row, and Georgetown.
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Special Event: Holiday
Classics at the AFI
If you have a soft spot in your heart for classic Christmas tales, the AFI has you covered. Granted, two of the three films they're featuring you can see approximately 238,931 times on television between now and Christmas Day. But have you ever watched It's a Wonderful Life or A Christmas Story on a big screen with a bunch of strangers looking for warm Christmas fuzzies or big holiday laughs, respectively?
The communal sharing of holiday cheer is, of course, part of the point. That and hearing a crowded theater all scream, "You'll put your eye out!" in unison. And if you're content to catch one of the bazillion TV screenings of those two movies, you can always go to see Michael "I've never been offered a role I didn't take" Caine as Scrooge in the Muppet-ized take on Dicken's A Christmas Carol, which has the dubious distinction of being the first Muppet movie to be produced without Jim Henson at the helm.
At the AFI from tomorrow until Christmas Day. See the AFI's site for showtimes.
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Foreign: Dr. Akagi
The Shohei Imamura retrospective taking place at both the AFI and the Freer and Sackler Galleries seems to be without end, and this week the Freer/Sackler features one of his excellent later works, Dr. Akagi, concerning a doctor fighting a hepatitis epidemic during the second world war. Like much of Imamura's work, there is a sharp societal critique in the narrative, in this case of the military, which hinders Akagi's work at every turn and makes him into a political scapegoat when the war begins going badly. And, if that's not enough Imamura for you, you can also catch The Profound Desire of the Gods at the Freer/Sackler on Sunday, and Endless Desire at the AFI tonight, Sunday, and Monday.
Dr. Akagi plays tonight at the Freer and Sackler Galleries in the Meyer Auditorium at 7 p.m. Admission is free for movies at the gallery (admission is charged for the AFI screenings mentioned).
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Major Release: I Am Legend
Honestly, without having even seen this one, we're going to guess that we liked it better when it was called The Omega Man and starred Chuck Heston at his apocalyptic sci-fi best. It's not that we don't think Will Smith can't pull it off. There's a great actor buried underneath all that grinning charm and action hero bravado. He'll have some seriously long stretches onscreen alone as the last man in New York after a 28 Days Later-style viral apocalypse has wiped out most of the population and left legions of infectees with symptoms that seem strangely vampire-like. At least, that was the direction of Richard Matheson's original book. Reports are that the script sticks closely to the storyline of the earlier Heston flick, which dropped the vampire angle in favor of more generalized cannibalistic killers that only come out at night. At any rate, it's not Smith's ability to pull it off we doubt so much as the potential for success in a movie that has been passed around as much as this one was during development, and which by all rights should be a summer blockbuster, not dropped into the end of the December mix of family fare and Oscar bait. But there are no other movies opening wide this weekend, so expect Smith to clean up. And if you need something mindless to take your brain off all the shopping you have yet to finish, we're sure it'll do the trick.
View the trailer.
Opens in theaters all around the area tomorrow.





As soon as my time traveling ninja helper monkey gets back from killing Hitler, I'm sending him right back to prevent Will Smith from making I Am Legend. Maybe then I'll finally be made king of the Morlocks, if I can only keep that meddling monkey from preventing that from happening.
Also, those fingers through the sewer grate are Carol Reed's, not Orson's. He hadn't show up for production yet so, to stay on schedule, Reed shot the scene himself.
But isn't 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'opening wide this week, so if you really want mindless this should do the trick
I am quite intentionally denying the existence of the Alvin & the Chipmunks movie, for a number of reasons, not least of which is that acknowledging it would mean acknowledging that Jason Lee is actually participating in it.
Verily, there never was a finer movie than The Third Man. Holly Martins addressing that crowd of bookworms. Harry Lime's speech aboard the ferris wheel about Italy under the Borgias. The incessant zither music of Anton Karas -- well, that I could live without, actually. Though it's probably because in addition to seeing the film several times, I've listened to (I think) every one of the fifty-odd episodes of The Lives of Harry Lime radio show at least twice, and they seem to just loop that zither figure ad nauseum whenever they have some dead air to fill.
The radio show is pretty great, too, by the way. Even though they cleaned up Lime's charater to make him more of a lovably roguish Rick Blaine/Han Solo type rather than the truly bad baddie he was in the movie, he was stilled played by Orson Welles. I don't know if the radio show is currently available through any legit outlets (though the Criterion DVD editions of The Third Man and Mr. Arkadin include a few episodes), but you can usually find an MP3 CD on eBay containing the complete series for a couple of bucks. It's worth seeking out.
Uh, also, I remember sort of liking A Muppet Christmas Carol. Michael Caine just doesn't say no to anything, does he? He played the bad guy in Steven Seagal's directoral debut (and, one hopes, his directorial finale) a year or two later. Yikes.
I love bitorrent...............
If you're not going to actually review the movies, can you just say what's opening, what it's about and who's behind the flick instead of this insulting self-important commentary? It sounds like you hate Juno and I am Legend without actually SEEN either flick.
I liked Omegaman better when it was called Last Man on Earth. Best use of Vincent Price and zombies ever, and I'm including Michael Jackson's Thriller video.
reminds me of the CHUD days...
It's "You'll SHOOT your eye out."
Really?
My fault, System, my brain substituted the common saying for the movie quote.
And don't be such a grump, Demon. The internets weren't built on Al Gore's blood sweat and tears alone. Baseless snarky speculation was the cornerstone, and I'm just honoring a time-tested tradition. Besides, I never said I disliked Juno. I'm actually quite looking forward to seeing it. I just took issue with their marketing strategy. And can you honestly watch a trailer for I am Legend and tell me you think it looks good?
i like the muppets christmas carol!!! esp. the little froggie (kermit's nephew) as tiny tim.
You know, I was so broken up over the loss of Jim Henson, that I think I always viewed that movie through sorrow-colored glasses, and always noticed how Kermit's voice was never quite right. It's been years, though, perhaps I should give it another go.
Dude, don't hate on Juno until you see it. Sure, hearing about somebody stripping for a month straight sucks (though I myself have heard very little), but basing your whole review on it does a disservice to the movie.
Go see it this weekend - it's great. Seriously, freaking sweet.
Please see comment #10, Stan. I was recommending that people check out Juno. That's sort of the point of the column.
Ian, you seem to have a very distorted sense of how to recommend a movie...
And what is with everyone forgetting that The Kite Runner is released this weekend?
When people automatically equate criticism of a movie's marketing campaign with criticism of the movie itself, we've reached a very sad place indeed.
Right, ok - you didnt say anything about any of the movie's content at all... So therefore you didnt seem to be recommending the movie since all you did was offer "criticism of the movie's marketing campaign," thus a distorted sense of it being a movie recommendation, and a clear indication of why people are under the impression that you were not recommending it on the basis of it being a movie worth watching.
Alright, forget Will Smith. The ninja monkey is going to kill everyone in this thread, including the Juno ad campaign guy. But the first to die is me, for being critical of criticism of a movie critique, which is so effing meta, Foucault is turning over in his burning sarcophagus in Hell.
After complaining about its presentation, I pointed out that it's getting rave reviews and appears to be more than just an exercise in quirk. You just have to, you know, read the whole paragraph to get there.