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>> Clinton Portis' performance in last week's game against the Vikings got him the NFC Offensive Player of the Week award. [Washington Redskins Official Site]

>> Pepto Bismal threw up inside the Carville-Matalin home. [DC Metrocentric]

>> Hosiery Warehouse finally gets the Cease and Desist order handed down as developers prepare to make way for condos. [City Paper]

>> The Hirshhorn Museum's Chief Curator Kerry Brougher has been appointed acting Director until a permanent replacement is found, now that Olga Viso has officially stepped down. [Modern Art Notes]

>> Tunnel Fine Wines in Penn Quarter is open for business after being robbed over the weekend. The perpatrator was caught only a few hours after committing the crime. [Penn Quarter Living]

>> In non-D.C. but nevertheless Awesome Schadenfreude news: Paris Hilton's grandpa gets a case of the Warren Buffetts. [People]

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