March 19, 2008
Go Home Already: Know Your Onion!
>> "... at least 100 people used their bodies and placards to block the streets around McPherson Square." [WTOP]
>> Russell Crowe appears to have been eating too much Ben's Chili Bowl. [Jezebel]
>> The National Zoo's female panda, Mei Xiang, has been artificially inseminated again! We'll be keeping our fingers crossed. [AP via WaPo]
>> "How Many Workers Does It Take To Fix A Metro Escalator?" [City Desk]
>> Island Cafe has been temporarily closed following a shooting there over the weekend. Is Muriel Bowser the new Jim Graham? [Prince of Petworth]
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Mei Xiang was artificially inseminated? Isn't there a risk that she will give birth to robo-pandas"?
Whoa. Those protesters have gone too far if they're gonna make it harder for me to get my weekly fix of the Onion. Totally uncalled for.
That that you non-corporate stooge of Big Satire!!
Seven workers to fix a Metro escalator? Sorry, 2 workers to fix a Metro escalator and 5 to supervise? Hahaha, I'll bookmark that for the next time they increase Metro fares.