Go Home Already: Know Your Onion!

>> "... at least 100 people used their bodies and placards to block the streets around McPherson Square." [WTOP]

>> Russell Crowe appears to have been eating too much Ben's Chili Bowl. [Jezebel]

>> The National Zoo's female panda, Mei Xiang, has been artificially inseminated again! We'll be keeping our fingers crossed. [AP via WaPo]

>> "How Many Workers Does It Take To Fix A Metro Escalator?" [City Desk]

>> Island Cafe has been temporarily closed following a shooting there over the weekend. Is Muriel Bowser the new Jim Graham? [Prince of Petworth]

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