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Good morning, Washington. Well, it looks like we haven't escaped the interminable primary season just yet. Senator Clinton pulled out a decisive win in Ohio and a squeaker in Texas, thereby consigning us all to yet more tedious primary hell — almost two months' worth, judging by the date of the Pennsylvania primary, which many consider to be the next potentially-decisive contest. Things were a bit more decisive for the Republicans: Mike Huckabee dropped out of the race, handing the presumptive nomination to John McCain.
City Council Passes Sick Leave Legislation: The D.C. council has unanimously approved a bill mandating sick leave for the city's workers, the Post reports. Employees will gain between 3 and 7 days of paid sick leave, depending on the size of their employing business. There are caveats, though: waitstaff, healthcare workers and employees who have been on the job less than a year will not be eligible, thanks to amendments supported by the business community. Mayor Fenty still needs to sign the bill, and Congress will have ninety days to review it.
Convicted Ex-Cop Stashed Handcuff Key: Keith Washington, the former P.G. County police officer convicted last month of involuntary manslaughter charges stemming from the shooting of two delivery men in his Accokeek home, was carrying a handcuff skeleton key immediately after his conviction, according to The Examiner. Washington refused to surrender his shirt as officers strip-searched him during the period between conviction and sentencing. When the shirt was eventually wrested from him the key, which can open any set of handcuffs, was found in the shirt's pocket. Washington claimed he had picked up the key hours before.
Md. Avoids Foie Gras Ban: If you want to make a dish more delicious you can add butter, bacon or cruelty to it. With apologies to veal fans, there's no better example of the latter than foie gras, the fatty livers obtained by force-feeding geese prior to slaughter. As WTOP reports, a bill in the Maryland legislature would have led the state to join California and Chicago in banning the ingredient, but its sponsor now says that she's likely to withdraw the measure. You still might want to avoid the stuff, though: it's been implicated in the development of Alzheimer's and other disorders.
Briefly Noted: Magna Carta back at National Archives... Guns, dogs, dogfighting supplies found in Silver Spring... Body found in Northwest... Md. Text Message ban reconsidered... Fewer applications for D.C. private schools... Overnight fire in Fairfax claims one life...
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Gonzaga wins the city title!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck it Roosevelt
Note that that Alzheimer's study is a stand-alone, and also that France doesn't have an elevated Alzheimer's rate (which would be expected if something they eat more than others caused the disease).
anyone liveblogging from target today?
(what, that's a stupid idea?)
ok, nevermind.
I'm not sure why some animals were directly injected in that study. You don't mainline foie gras. Also note that they only used mice which had a genetic predisposition to these types of disorders. Clearly more study is warranted, but I think it's a stretch to say it's implicated in Alzheimer's development in humans.
Is DCist's editorial position anti-foie, then?
If you've ever encountered geese in the wild, you'd realize that forcefeeding them until their livers explode is being WAAAAAYYYY to kind to them. They're the obnoxious drunken fratboys of the avian world. If they had arms, they'd be constantly holding plastic cups full of Bud Ice over their heads, yelling "Woooooo!"
Nastiest. Animals. EVAR.
Organ consumption combined with animal torture? Where do I sign up?
IMGoph,
I think it would go like this:
7:59 Can't wait for this to open
8:00 ITS OPEN!!!!!
8:02 Hey this Target looks like the one at Potomac Yard, the one back at school, the one back at home and that one in Florida.
8:07 Ohh that’s what “small appliances” is in Spanish
8:30 F*ck no self check out yet.
8:31 No I don't want a Target card.
Monkey, Apparently you haven't spent time with penguins. They're sort of like the frat boys of the avian world, at a fancy dress party. The LNSers if you will.
The European Starling is a punk-ass mofo as well.
Monkey, if geese are the annoying frat boy of the avian world, than swans are the nasty sorority girls. How many other birds actually hiss? I even once saw a swan take a sharpie and draw circles around a duck's fatty parts while calling her a whore-bitch-slut.
You still might want to avoid the stuff, though: it's been implicated in the development of Alzheimer's and other disorders.
Aw, jeebis. Not this crap again.
Histochemical analyses involving staining the liver tissue with amyloid protein-specific antibodies indicated that amyloid proteins were present in all the samples. And electron microscopy revealed that the fibrils which are characteristic of amyloidogenic diseases were indeed present in all the foie gras samples tested.
One has to wonder, did they even bother to do a control test for amyloid proteins in anything besides the liver? And yet these are the same "scientists" who refuse to accept the continuing threat of dihydrogen monoxide poisoning. Next they'll tell us that aluminum">http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a971219.html">aluminum doesnt cause alzheimers.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my roasted bone marrow and parsley caper salad awaits.
7:59 Can't wait for this to open
8:00 ITS OPEN!!!!!
8:02 Hey this Target looks like the one at Potomac Yard, the one back at school, the one back at home and that one in Florida.
8:07 Ohh that’s what “small appliances” is in Spanish
8:30 F*ck no self check out yet.
8:31 No I don't want a Target card.
I LOL'd.
The Foie Gras editorializing in this post is inane. What next, the DCist post on how vaccines cause autism?!? Put on your tin foil hats folks, Tom's at the keyboard.
The LNSers if you will ...
Hm.
LNS = Laboratori Nazionali del Sud
LNS = L2TP Network Server
LNS = Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome
LNS = Lancaster Airport
LNS = Logarithmic Number System
Ah, well. That explains that.
The ancient Greeks believed that wind was caused by trees moving back and forth.
I'm just sayin.
Was Keith Washington doing his best Jack Bauer impression?
Yeah that foie gras diatribe was a little much. If you think it's wrong just don't eat, but I happen to think it tastes pretty good. Especially when fried in trans-fat!
Anyone know what was going on around the Convention Center this morning? Cop cars on every corner, looked more like a security detail, rather than presence after a shooting...
Mmmmmmmm, delicious foie gras.
And for the record, the eggs and bacon you enjoy for breakfast at your local diner most likely came from hens and pigs whose short lives were a thousand times more brutal and ugly than the life of the average foie gras goose or duck.
There's a reason the stuff is expensive, folks. It's impossible to produce on a "factory farming" level.
There's no mention of the big Hillary wins last night on DCist???
Anywho, didn't we just remove a recent dictator named Saddam Hussein from power? If so, why the heck do we want to vote another one in to public office...
dc4life: Are you an idiot, or... never mind.
Actually, purdue chicken (or any other mass production chicken farm) is far more cruel than the raising of 80% of nationally produced duck or geese foie gras. In properly raised foes gras farms (and 80% of foes gras in this country is free range), there is no cruelty. As creepy as it sounds, the birds like the feedings. Not on the youtube/ALF nonsense that is fueling all this anti-foie gras B.S., but those videos are the extreme worst case scenarios - much like those videos of the sick cows being butchered in California.
If we're going to ban foie gras, why aren't we banning chicken? Oh, that's right, chicken isn't sensationalistic enough.
Better yet, why don’t animal cruelty groups focus on closing mass production chicken/duck/goose farms, and push (*gasp!*) industry regulation. a) Because they would fail go gain popular support when chicken prices would go through the roof, and b) reasonable minds are not the ones in charge of this foie gras crap, it’s the vegans - and seriously, who gives a crap what vegans think about anything? They actually think their food tastes good. Obviously, they’re delusional.
I’m not surprised that California went for this nonsense, but Chicago? Shame on you.
If you've ever encountered geese in the wild, you'd realize that forcefeeding them until their livers explode is being WAAAAAYYYY to kind to them.
Ducks used for foie gras are not wild.
Please, NO MORE PRIMARIES!!
Ducks used for foie gras are not wild.
Tell that to the goose with the cornmeal bong who's rocking out to Night Ranger.
Foie gras doesn't necessary involve force feeding. There are other more humane methods used before we slaughter the winged-buggers and feast on their delicious, fatty livers.
If so, why the heck do we want to vote another one in to public office...
If you listen closely, you can hear, through the usual cacophony of the Morning Roundup, the faint but unmistakable sound of the Republican Crackpot, a rare sight in this part of the country. Other species, including some Democrats, have been known to mimic the Crackpot's endless repetition of shrill personal attacks; but these are opportunistic creatures, lacking both the volume and persistence of a true Crackpot.
FYI, the seared fois gras and andouille cassoulet at Restaurant Eve is SO EFFING GOOD you'll want to smack your momma. Locally raised, too. So there.
Mmmmmmm....Republocrackpot fois gras.
I'll get the fava beans. You bring a nice chianti.
I love the Tuna w/foie gras at Kaz Sushi Bistro, the smoked Monkfish liver is also amazing.
@Tom Lee - please tag your posts as op/ed if you're going to editorialize on hot-button topics like foie gras.
Perhaps it's indicative of a shortcoming of blogs in general, but I wish you'd at least give a nod in the direction of neutrality. Your post's obvious endorsement of a particular point of view begs the question: are you reporting, or are you deciding?
http://otherboygirl.blogspot.com/
I much prefer the soft, succulent flesh of the children of the poor, stuffed with Ho Hos.
I think I'll have to include foie gras in my lunch plans today.
Delicious!
Hillman, yuk! Ho hos are filled with trans fats. Poor children should only be cooked with butter and white wine.
thatgirl: the prez is down there for some reason. my mom's been working at the convention there the last few days, and they were told they HAD to be out last night, to prepare for his holiness' visit. now, what he's doing at the convention center, i don't know.
Hot button? Foie gras?
How about we jazz it up a bit?
We use foie gras stolen from a Nats stadium luxury box to butter up me and my partner's special parts as we have gay sex, on the way to demand our gay marriage rights, stopping only to take my sister to the abortion clinic for her fifth abortion, then on the way back we hang out self-consciously on a corner in a 'developing' neighborhood, to see if anyone notices that we're white.......
Tell that to the goose with the cornmeal bong who's rocking out to Night Ranger.
Seriously. They showed that on Anthony Bourdain's show a few weeks back. I'm pretty sure the goose put up some devil horns. Oh wait, right. Night Ranger. Not very metal. Okay. Maybe a lighter.
echobravo: While I disagree with the apparent editorial stance here, DCist is not a newspaper or other journalistic venture. It's a blog. As I've said in the past, the idea that they should be neutral is misguided.
Actually I thought the original post was pretty hilarious with the "apologies to veal fans."
@22: There is plenty of activism on the vegetarian/vegan/animal loving end of the spectrum against factory chicken farms. I'm not sure why you think there isn't -- have you ever seen any PETA literature?
I'll see your child stuffed with Ho Hos and raise you a 'ho stuffed with a child.
Where's a monkey gotta go in this town to get some decent sweetbreads?
ahark1pd: Must have been the Renewable Resources Convention....Thanks for the info!
If you want baby, I know a guy. He also can get tears of virgins if any is interested.
For real though ... DCist Foie Gras Festival? Anyone?
Cafe Atlantico had a sweetbread dish on the menu. Dunno if it's still there.
gerhardj, but is there any significant legislation that threatens to get passed? Are restaurants that serve chicken being protested? Are restauranteurs that serve chicken getting their locks super glued at night? No.
Why in God's name would I bother to read PETA literature? I have a brain.
It's a blog. As I've said in the past, the idea that they should be neutral is misguided.
Agreed. When reading DCist you know you're getting the party line from hipster central, deal with it.
DCist is hipster? I've always seen it as just a little nerdy.
This isn't BYT.
For real though ... DCist Foie Gras Festival? Anyone?
Can we add red panda to the menu?
Offal. Just offal.
Love RJ's spot-on description of a typical Target visit!
Anybody bring the toast points?
And Oryx steaks!
@echobravo: That's not what "begs the question" means.
Dear Sirs,
I am glad to hear that your audience disapproves of this thread as strongly as I. As a longtime poster, I abhor the implication that DCist is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is Wonkette who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs?
Yours etc.
Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
DCist is hipster? I've always seen it as just a little nerdy.
Oh come on! Sufjan [or insert indie rock darling of the moment] nut-gargling + incessant hand-wringing over gentrification - Black people = hipsters
I love Target. They've got craploads of stuff, much of it very inexpensive. Weirdly, it always feels like a step up from Walmart.
We can snicker all we want, but chances are if I go to Target I'll find what I want, it'll be affordable, the store will be clean, and the staff will be at least moderately helpful.
That's more than I can say for many of our much-touted local merchants.
Rat:
The hipster vibe is why I come here. It's just so much fun to make fun of. Especially, God love her, Sommer's fairly naive view of how economics, cities, etc. actually work.....
True, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but, really, what else have I got to do?
DCist is the low-key, Mac toting, converse, kinda nerdy hipster everyone can love. BYT is the loud, obnoxious, brightly clothed, self-righteous, Black Kids hyping hipster of your nightmares. (Shit, add American Apparel wearing and i just described myself)
Also, Red Pandas taste like rainbows. If you want to be "that guy" you can eat them at Foie Gras Fest '08.
"hillrat, i blogged with dcist: i know dcist; dcist is a friend of mine. hillrat, dcist is no hipster." -- lloyd bentsen
yeah, i'd say dcist is much more nerd than anything else. just grown-up nerds.
come on Tom, I know it wasn't W-L, but Gonzaga won the DC City Title last night. that's gotta be worth a mention.
Aren't hipsters just grown-up nerds anyway? Ones that can afford fois gras and tickets to The Shins?
Mmmmmmm....shaved red panda amputee fois gras. Their agony is my endorphin.
yeah, i'd say dcist is much more nerd than anything else. just grown-up nerds.
See I always thought that hipsters were nerds, I guess that explains my confusion on the issue.
i always thought that hipsters never grew up.
they're either like peter pan, or they get mowed down before they have a chance to go to seed.
Mac toting ... just grown-up nerds ...
See, now we're getting into finely-grained specifics. There's hipster-hipster, there's nerd-hipster, and then there's nerd-nerd. Mac-toting urban bloggers are clearly in the second category, as anyone who uses an Apple is a Level 3 Nerd at best.
Some hipsters grow up. They just end up being bitter old hipsters. Eventually, we all have to leave our Toshi Station crew behind and have that final battle with your father where you cut off his hand. But being a cranky old hipster isn't too bad. At least you got that a teddy bear's picnic on Endor.
Apple people are at least 15th level Paladin nerds, with +4 spell resistance, and no fuggin charisma AT ALL. Don't even think about a saving throw.
...as anyone who uses an Apple is a Level 3 Nerd at best.
A lot of artists use Macs and I wouldn't consider them nerds.
A lot of artists use Macs and I wouldn't consider them nerds.
Yes, but they're using them professionally, not as a fashion statement to go with their corduroy sport coat worn over a hoody while they drink their half-caf, no whip, extra soy, extra hot with a little bit of foam crapachino at the coffee shop.
The ability to use Photoshop does not make one "an artist" any more than does ownership of a laptop and residence in a Starbucks make one "a writer."
Speaking as a shopmonkey myself, I enjoy the You Suck at Photoshop series. here, dcist nerds, learn to hide your zits by developing madz shop skillz. Now you too can get that craigslist dream date by making your cajones/chi-chi's look larger.
Comments 47 thru 68 = awesomeness
The ability to use Photoshop does not make one "an artist"
It is common knowledge that apple displays offer superior graphical capabilities. Photoshop, Illustrator, Final Cut Pro, After Effects, InDesign, Corel Painter, Aperture are just a few programs that come to mind that artists would/do use.
And almost all of that software is available on the PC platform. It's getting harder for design houses to justify the Apple price premium. For most, it doesn't have to be perfect; just good enough.
Agreed that most Mac-using artists aren't "nerds." Black-turtleneck-wearing, Shins-listening, American-Spirit-smoking, cachet-coveting art pooves, yes, but nerds, no.
It is common knowledge that apple displays offer superior graphical capabilities.
Jeez, rudeskata, I didn't say that all Mac users were nerds. I said that anyone who uses a Mac is a Level 3 at best. Meaning: Level 3 is the best to which Mac users can aspire. See, if we had a Venn diagram, and one circle represents nerds, and one circle represents Mac users--
Ah, fuck it.
Really?
A bunch of people who make snide comments on a blog all day have the temerity to take personal shots at people they don't know for being "nerds" or self-deluding, immature "hipsters," or whatever other meaningless, hacky, generic cracks you can muster?
And how exactly do you spend your time? What are your professions and interests that are so beyond reproach?
You say you're joking? Okay. Maybe I wouldn't find the insults so annoying if you managed to actually be funny on occasion.
That Apple link basically says LCD > CRT. Well no shit.
It's amusing that the page is nearly impossible to read, because some Apple dork chose gray text on a black background. I'm sure some Apple fan will say it's because my inferior CRT is rendering the gray as Pantone 431 instead of 430. Duh!
We can all agree there are many types of hipsters but here we go with an umbrella under which all my brethren may huddle: 1) We think we're better/smarter than you. Not in the LNS way but the "we're more cultured, better learned, and have better tastes in music/movies/clothes. 2)We LOVE irony. This is to say if we like, do, or say something that is seemingly against our established beliefs, its ironic, and if you don't see the irony, you're a douche. 3)We wish the US economy ran on "cred." This is a way for us to give value to things which hipsters are allowed to like. It is highly weighted upon who gives the cred and if you don't understand it, you're a douche.
That's my creed. Anymore?
Now, you can apply those laws to any number of sub-genre hipsters and its totally acceptable. Please discriminate against hipsters, we like it.
Also, hipsters smoke Parliaments.
And how exactly do you spend your time? What are your professions and interests that are so beyond reproach?
Eh, strangling small animals, golf, and masturbating.
I'll take a mac loving nerd any day over french dancing hipster mimes.
Oh, and as I said before, I have two screens so I can still work and futz around. Jealous? Though, I am jealous of those six screens some analysts have.
My whole point was that not everyone fits into categories. I'm an artists and a nerd, one pays bills the other does not. Used PCs for years, went to art school and discovered there was a platform that was more reliable and had great applications.
...golf, and masturbating.
So you're the one who ruined the ball washer!
west: Whatever happened to American Spirits?
And how exactly do you spend your time? What are your professions and interests that are so beyond reproach?
So testy Jeffrey. Did someone pee in your Wheaties this morning?
When I'm not at work (Tech Writer) mostly I hang out with WifeRat and BabyRat, but I also play rugby and go see live music as often as my schedule permits. The last three shows I went to were: Rachelle Ferrell, MadLib, and The Points.
I also have the world's lamest blog that covers all of this in much greater detail.
I've given you plenty to mock Jeff, so fire away!!
All this talk of fois gras got my gut rumbling for some rumaki which, if you never had it, is one of those cocktail party snacks that everyone thinks is fantastic until you tell them what it is.
And look out for that corpse on 16th Street. I figured 80 posts in, someone should at least mention it. I'm just sorry it had to be me.
Monkey,
I am glad to see Fat Bastard found work the DC morgue
This ones for you monkey.
Would it be snide of me to point out that if foie gras is the yardstick for determining animal cruelty, then that should actually read "If you want to make a dish more delicious you can add cruelty, cruelty or cruelty to it"?
Seriously... most foie ducks have it a helluva lot better than most pigs and dairy cows.
Would it be snide of me to point out that if foie gras is the yardstick for determining animal cruelty, then that should actually read "If you want to make a dish more delicious you can add cruelty, cruelty or cruelty to it"?
Seriously... most foie ducks have it a helluva lot better than most pigs and dairy cows. But I guess it's easier to pick on the soft target.
mellbell:
Parliaments have a recessed filter tip for, well .... uh ... holding just the right amount of certain controlled substances.
Seriously... most foie ducks have it a helluva lot better than most pigs and dairy cows.
To say its a "helluva" lot better is a stretch, cows and pigs aren't force fed the way ducks are.
rudeskata: Foie gras geese/ducks aren't debeaked, they don't have their tails cut off, and they aren't confined to a tiny box and forced to lay in their own waste, unlike their factory-farmed avian and porcine cousins.
Some foie gras geese come running when it's feeding time.
Again: there's a reason the stuff is so expensive. And so delicious.
Foie gras geese/ducks aren't debeaked
The birds also suffer the same neglectful and abusive treatment of other factory-farmed animals: overcrowding, mutilations (their beaks are cut off), all their natural instincts and desires-such as interacting in social groups, mating freely, keeping themselves clean, nurturing their young, exploring their surroundings-thwarted, and eventually being sent to a violent death by slaughter.
Some foie gras geese come running when it's feeding time.
Two to three times a day, a worker grabs each bird, shoves a long, thick metal tube all the way down his throat, and an air pump shoots up to two pounds of corn mush into his esophagus. In the case that a few birds do in fact come running to be tortured that doesn't in any way prove it is not cruel.
Stockholm syndrom, the ducks like it! ;)
"The birds also suffer the same neglectful and abusive treatment of other factory-farmed animals: overcrowding, mutilations (their beaks are cut off),"
Rudeskata... not at the US farms.
Using information about farms overseas that don't even distribute in the States in an effort to influence the discussion here could be charitably described as misleading, but if you'd like to hear some of the harsher adjectives that I think better characterize spreading that particular form of misinformation, I'd be happy to share them. Let me know.