April 3, 2008
Morning Roundup: Red House Edition

You may not have noticed it, since aside from a few stray freakishly nice days it seems to be pretty chilly and dreary lately, but we're into April now. Which means the tax clock is ticking. And as if tax season wasn't financial headache enough, this year there's added strain on a lot of wallets with the rash of mortgage foreclosures. Good news from Maryland this morning on that front at least (that tax bill you owe is another matter entirely), as the state just passed a series of measures yesterday that the Post is calling some of the "most sweeping" in the country attempting to slow down the epidemic of foreclosures. Among the bills passed and likely to be signed swiftly into law by Governor Martin O'Malley are ones that make crimes out of a number of opportunistic mortgage lending schemes, and a huge extension of the amount of time needed to conduct a foreclosure. More legislation is on the schedule for this morning, and many of the laws could take effect immediately. Hopefully that provides some relief to homeowners currently having trouble.
O'Malley Looks to Speed Up Special Election: As we mentioned last week, the faithful Congressional representative of Maryland's 4th district turned out to be not so faithful, as Congressman Albert Wynn is resigning just months before his term is up. Facing a costly special election process to determine a replacement until the general election in November determines who will take the position for the next term of Congress, NBC4 reports that Governor O'Malley is attempting to streamline that process and save Maryland taxpayers some money by skipping the primaries and just holding one election to fill the seat. Of course, the most money saving alternative at all would be to skip the special election entirely and leave the seat open until January; but O'Malley feels it would be unfair to the residents of the Fightin' 4th to leave them without representation in Congress for so many months. Which is admirable, but we don't really have to point out that we know a few other people in the area who've been without Congressional representation for more than a few months now...
Fewer Kids in D.C. Public Schools: The Examiner reports this morning that a new audit of the D.C. schools shows that enrollment is down by over 5,000 students. It appears charter schools are picking up a lot of those, as their enrollment numbers were up by 2,000. But perhaps the most surprising piece of the story is that D.C. schools don't even have the technology to track students properly, and that initial numbers were inflated because hundreds of students were on the rosters of multiple schools. OK, maybe it's not that surprising, but troubling at any rate. If Michelle Rhee doesn't have this on her depressingly long checklist of things to fix already, time to add another bullet point.
The Nats Want to Kill Your Farecard: Everyone heading to the Nats first series at home next week could get more than they bargained for at Thursday's game against the Florida Marlins. The team is giving away free magnetic season calendars, as well as magnetic "W" logos, both stylish additions to your refrigerator, to be sure. But WTOP reports that the promotion could be a minor disaster for the trip home if people slip the magnets into their wallets next to their fare cards, which, of course, don't play well with magnets. To say nothing of your credit cards. SmartTrip cards are, of course, safe. Metro is hanging a banner at the Navy Yard Metro warning of the potential danger, but if there's a line from the turnstiles halfway back to home plate after Thursday's game, you'll know why.
Briefly Noted: 5th grader catches Smithsonian error; museum makes two more in acknowledging that he was correct... 15-year-old boy stabbed and killed near PG county high school... Metro may sometimes skip stations to stay on time...
This Day In DCist: Last year we reported on a new strategy employed by the hapless Teddy Roosevelt in the Presidents' race at the Nats' final opening day at RFK... the year before we salivated over heavenly Middle Eastern cuisine hidden in Northern Virginia.
Picture by Flickr user brandonwu.

Don't you mean the 3-0 Nats, being led by NL MVP candidate Ryan Zimmerman....Nats Magic number is now 160!
is it just me or has every morning roundup this week included someone being shot/stabbed?
i know april is the cruelest month, but come on.
You know how it goes, monkey. If it bleeds, it blogs.
Was that really a "mistake" at the Smithsonian or just a goof of geologist argot?
Now if only Metro could have buses start skipping every other stop during rush hour, we could finally have decent bus service. The stops every block and a half in the city chew up a hell of a lot of minutes on each trip.
Longest ... Morning Roundup ... ever.
I bet that little kid will grow up to be such a douche. Granted, it was certainly a mistake, though not by the Smithsonian but by whomever they contracted to create the exhibit. I really hope they "mistakenly" spelled his name "Little Dickhead from Foreclosure City."
west:
hey, that kid's going to grow up to be me.
i don't know whether to feel sorry for him, angry at you for making fun of people like me, or depressed for the whole lot of us...
Credit cards aren't affected by magnets. Don't you people watch MythBusters??
I'm annoyed at that kid, not for pointing out the Smithsonian's mistake (because, you know, that's his prerogative), but for being way smarter than me.
IMGoph: Haha, I'm being totally facetious. In all honesty I'm just as annoying as that little kid, ask anyone. The thing is, I'd probably not take the time out to notify the Smithsonian, I'm more concerned with all the parents there giving their children false information.
it's cool. i mean, look at my blog. if pointing out tiny little mistakes is a crime, it's time to strap me into the electric chair now.
"Credit cards aren't affected by magnets. Don't you people watch MythBusters??"
That episode wasn't about magnets. It was about electric eel skin wallets.
You really think CCs aren't affected by magnets? Run yours through a sufficiently strong magnetic field (1,000 G per the episode.. a strong magnet will do). Then have fun getting new cards.
It was about eel skin wallets but they also tested it against regular household magnets and magnets in money clips. Neither of which had any effect. I'll take your word for it on the magnetic field, don't really care enough to bother testing it out.
I feel like there's legit concerns with SmarTrips. Mine fails way too often and I have it separated from my credit cards by several layers of leather.
IMGoph: Wow, that really is the worst map I've seen in a long time and you really do have a problem with details, I feel vindicated for my own behavior.
Ugh, my SmartTrip has definitely started to lose its sensitivity. I just don't want to shlep down to Metro Center to get a new one. I'd never live it down if I went back to New England with a "W" Smart Trip card.
Re Metro skipping stations - this happened to me on the Red Line a few months ago. We just slowly crawled through Farragut North without stopping. No announcement from the train operator before or afterward. It was as if it just never happened. Needless to say, lots of very unhappy people who had to get out at Dupont to return back to Farragut.
Politburo, you win the IMGoph/That Kid from the Smithsonian Memorial prize for the day.