DCist: MetroPerforms! Auditions Return

monkeyrotica

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:45:03 -0500

I've got my organ grinder, fez, and the Complete Lyrics of Steely Dan! Send me in, coach! I don't need any headgear!

dupont drone

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:37:21 -0500

Oh it is all fun and games unless you work in an office building above a metro station. I wish my windows opened so I could throw things. There are only so many times I can hear "Girl from Impanema" in one day.

Bethesdaist

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:22:36 -0500

There are some a capella singers who have been on the lower level of Metro Center recently - I hope they audition. They're pretty good, and I worry that they are going to get the boot from the Metro cops. Plus I don't think the tourists tip that well.

cljo

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:07:23 -0500

Thank you, DC, for over-regulating and bureaucratizing another joy of city life.

IMGoph

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:12:23 -0500

lorenzo: to quote a friend, "fo' real?!?"

Mike Licht

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:10:09 -0500

Aren't the Kickball-Jazzercise All-Stars auditioning for Metro?

LorenzoStDuBois

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:55:40 -0500

Hi. I work for a foreign newspaper, and we're interested in writing about some activity young people like to do in D.C. Does anyone have suggestions? I've heard about kickball, for example...

ces12

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:52:25 -0500

Congratulations - you're going to Holly.... I mean a metro station.

drew in adams morgan

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:36:25 -0500

This is why I listen to my iPod

IMGoph

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:34:20 -0500

please, what do we have to do to get "monkeyrotica, the insult/poop joke comic" signed up as a performer? just think of the possibilities!