http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php All comments for Man Struck by Train at Wheaton Metro Station en-us 2008 dcist_sommer Wed, 21 May 2008 18:10:03 -0500 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss sommer.mathis@gmail.com sommer.mathis@gmail.com 60 http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php#comment-1368179 http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php#comment-1368179 Comments Wed, 21 May 2008 18:13:35 -0500 <p>...I'm kinda compelled to ask what the difference is between "drunk" and "legit jumper"; kinda sounds like you don't consider suicide to really be suicide if there's alcohol involved. I love it: "I mean, any pussy can suicide when they're wasted. A real man kills himself while stone-cold sober. ::beats chest::" (Not being a dick, this is actual amusement)</p> http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php#comment-1368102 http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php#comment-1368102 Comments Wed, 21 May 2008 17:20:43 -0500 <p>In all seriousness, does Metro ever disclose how these things happen? Because I don't understand how these things usually happen - drunk? pushed? legit jumper? </p> http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php#comment-1368045 http://dcist.com/2008/05/21/man_struck_by_t.php#comment-1368045 Comments Wed, 21 May 2008 16:37:45 -0500 <p>Oh come on, man, Wheaton's not that bad. And if you really want to commit suicide in Wheaton, find the liquor store with the most Salvadoran guys hanging around out front, walk up to one of them, and tell him you've tasted his madre's pupusas, and they're horrible. Pupusa=vagina, I think.</p>