DCist: Metro Responds to 'Rapture' Culprit

fisherdm

Fri, 30 May 2008 15:37:11 -0500

As you all know, Metro has an exclusive agreement with the Pentacostal Rapture Provider, so you cannot ascend unless you are a Pentacostal subscriber. Metro hopes to "open doors" to other Rapture Providers in the near future.

Xtena

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:33:23 -0500

thanks for putting the "CR" in "a$$," monkey

monkeyrotica

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:18:55 -0500

no defacating So is that when you deface something with your own poo? Because I'm all over that like brown on dookie. You oughtta come up and check out some of my "etchings" some time. They really put the "F" in "art." Also, No prefacing statements with "OH MY GOD, GUYS!"

Wizzyliz

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:11:09 -0500

No fornicating while doors closing!!!

erincarly

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:53:53 -0500

well played, metro. put this in your pocket with the awesome orange line train conductor who makes us feel like we're on a disney world ride. we appreciate the little things like this.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:35:38 -0500

No taking up the second seat with your briefcase/backpack/retardedly fat asscheeks.

IMGoph

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:29:59 -0500

this is awesome. nothing like a little competition to get the creative juices flowing!

Andrew Wiseman

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:27:01 -0500

Metro has hired some funny folks lately, what with this and the funny youtube ads.

OldPosterKnownAsCranky

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:18:58 -0500

No talking loudly on the phone referring to "how I'm gonna impress this hot bitch at work." Especially not when there are several small kids sitting behind you.

Xtena

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:12:36 -0500

no defacating

ishmael

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:06:25 -0500

Oh it's on now! The gauntlet has been thrown down... time to whip out the red circle and go to town! I'm thinking... NO body odor, NO crazy-ass talking to yourself, NO booger picking, and the essential... NO Peeing on Metro. Gimme an hour. I'm sure there are millions of possibilities...

thskunkeye

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:01:49 -0500

I really, really hate that font. Very 1988. Metro has craptastic graphic design.

Mike Licht

Fri, 30 May 2008 10:52:50 -0500

Time for Metro to get serious about safety.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 30 May 2008 10:43:27 -0500

This is just the commuter equivalent of those little screw and club stickers that you can put paste over the heart in those "I Heart My Dog" bumperstickers.