No 'Rapture' Allowed on Metro?

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Photo by Jeffrey Lewis from ArmsControlWonk, snapped on the Red line this morning around 9:30 a.m. while traveling between the Woodley Park and Dupont Circle stations. Used by permission.

National security and nuclear arms control blogger Jeffrey Lewis of ArmsControlWonk was on the Red line this morning when he noticed a rather odd new sign prohibiting certain behavior on Metro. Next to the usual diagrams picturing how you must not block, crowd around or lean on Metro doors, someone had affixed another warning: No "Rapture," with a little businessman about float up to Heaven, and the universal symbol for "don't do it," the red circle with a line through it.

"I think it is a hometown effort to keep the dance punk field clear of competition in case Q and Not U decide to get back together," Lewis joked in an email, referring to the New York band The Rapture (and in his blog post also the song by Blondie).

Of course, who ever is behind the vandalism (or transit art, depending on your point of view) is more likely making a religious reference, perhaps also alluding to the widespread popularity of the Left Behind series and the theological debate among Christians over whether The Rapture is Biblical. And, you know, just trying to be funny.

For Metro's part, WMATA spokesperson Angela Gates told us that Metro was unaware of this particular signage switcheroo, but that they take reports of vandalism seriously.

"When we know which rail car has been vandalized, we take it out of service immediately and make the necessary repairs to get it back into service within a day," Gates said in an email.

Lewis didn't know the car number he was in this morning, and seems unlikely to help Metro locate it.

"I blanche at 'vandalism,'" he said. "I am calling it street art."

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Man, the Rapture would definitely suck if you were stuck in the Red Line tunnel. Imagine all that steel and concrete you'd have to get torn through to get to Heaven. Still, it'll be worth it to see all the Raptured Christians freak out when they discover that Jesus actually has noodles for arms.

FYI, Rapture is always a great line when you've swiped food.

"Hey! What happened to the last of the donuts?"

[shrugging and wiping mouth] "Raptured."

I think Metro is actually the perfect place for a rapture. After all, they are both modes of heavenly transportation!

And, in Timmy's case, crack smoking.

You might get torn through the steel and concrete of the tunnel but if you're lucky the driver will have already opened the doors for you so you won't have to worry about getting dragged through the car itself.

Maybe it was a typo I saw somewhere, but I've been carrying my camera everywhere for years, waiting for all the Jesus people to get RUPTURED simultaneously.

That would've made for great photobloggin' i tell you what.

That sillhouete looks more "Safety Dance" than Rapture to me.

Yup. That's all I want to see downtown: morbidly obese tourists rockin hernia trusses.

I love the surgical garment. Enjoy the delights of the Victor Mature abdominal corset! Sail down the Nile on the Bleed-it Kosher Truss! And don't forget the Hercules Hold-'em-in: the all-purpose concrete truss for the man with the family hernia!

What about Exuberance?
Does Metro have anything against my being exuberant?

Kinda looks like the guy's getting his nutsack womped on the big red bar, so maybe it is the Safety Dance.

Can you imagin raptuer on the green line....

8th street: i could imagin it if i knew what you were trying to say...

I take it we're ending all our sentences with ellipses...

Man, good thing I'm gay and don't have to worry about all this rapture mumbo-jumbo. Although, if monkey is offering a nustsack womp, count me in . . .

One of the best T-shirts I've ever seen:

The Rapture Was Yesterday
Guess You Didn't Make The Cut

Mamma mia! 'Atsa some spicy cockblocking!

could someone please add to the car a 'no defacating' logo?

Can you still ascend during the rapture if your train is underground or do I have to start walking everywhere for the end is near...

And WTF happens with your Metro ticket? I mean, is there a turnstile in Heaven to register your exit? Or can you just pretend to be drunk and tell Saint Peter, "Dude, I totally lost my ticket. You gotta let me out, man! C'mon, be cool, man! You're wearing a dress and everything."

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