June 6, 2008
Doughnutpocalypse @ Krispy Kreme
For those of you expecting another Ice Creampocalypse, I'm sorry to disappoint. But if you're already out getting a free frozen yogurt from Tangysweet in Dupont, you may as well swing by the Krispy Kreme nearby for a free doughtnut in celebration of National Doughnut Day. Something not that bad for you, something really bad for you, it evens out, right?
Based on last year's turnout, prepare for long lines. On the other hand, maybe the expected sweltering weather will scare off a few would-be gorgers. The only other locations in the area are found in Alexandria and Rockville. The giveaway occurs all day, so go early, go often.
Photo by AlbinoFlea
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this photo reminds me of a girl i once dated.
I'm certainly not encouraging anyone to pass up on a free doughnut. But I do want to point out once again in this public forum that the Dupont Krispy Kreme just isn't the same as the real thing. The doughnuts are baked in Virginia and trucked in to be hot glazed at the store. It's good, but just not the same as a KK doughnut straight from the river of oil and waterfall of glaze, right into your hand. And it certainly is less tasty than the now departed Fractured Prune that was recently just down the street from this KK.
I think I need a moment. Maybe I should go drown my sorrows in a non-cursed Frogurt.
Oh my freaking god and baby jeebus that donut is porntastic looking. I just threw my Lean Cuisine at my window in envy. The splat was satisfying at least.
That donut looks kinda dirty....
bethesdaist - i know. just when i think i can resist krispy kreme, this has to pop up and i remember i was pretty much raised on these things. nothing like a healthy breakfast of a chocolate glazed cruller and oj!
and mcgillicuddy, you're terrible!
Actually, that donut looks like it's starring in a Peter North movie.
thank you, Vaughan, and obviously monkey is picking up what i'm shooting down.
"Yeah, you're a dirty donut, aren't you? You want all my frosting, don't you? You're going down."
Respect the cruller. Tame the donut.
how many vegans do you think will cave for a free KKD?
someone just tapped that 'nut.
I need a cigarette and a towel.
Funniest comment posting EVER. I heart on-the-sly food erotica. It makes my heart melt like that glaze on top.
...and a fun paper hat!
Dude, what do you think I've been doing to the hat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kojack.
Kojack who?
Kojack off in your hat.
Sincerely,
A Cop on the Beat
thank god you guys can reveal krispy kreme for what it is: a temptress! i believed they were just honoring donut day - but their true agenda is far sexier.
where are the fun police? won't someone think of the children?
and why the hell hasn't tangysweet been similarly outed?
Technically, that donut is still a virgin according to Isaiah 7:14. For now, at least.
Then again, I do have $240. Aw yeah.
What was once an innocent photo is now so NSFW.
Awww, now I say, Monkey? Where did you get $240?
come a little bit closer
you're my kind of man
so big and so strong
come a little bit closer
i'm all alone
and the night is so long