DCist is a website about Washington, D.C. More
Editor: Sommer Mathis Publisher: Gothamist
About | Advertising | Archive | Contact | Mobile | Photos | Staff | Subscribe
Most Recommended:
FOX 5 Reporter Snags McCain Campaign Blackberry Loaded with Info (21)
Metro Says Google Transit Could Happen if it Made Them Money (15)
Flickr Has Success With Public Archives (10)
MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski Mugged in D.C. (8)
Photo of the Day: December 17, 2008 (8)
Most Commented:
What Do You Think Ginkgo Fruit Smells Like? (66)
Metro Tests New Wool Seat Covers (63)
D.C. to New York City in Two Hours? (54)
Council Amends Gun Laws, Requires Training (53)
Water Main Break Forces Emergency Rescue in Bethesda (48)
Latest tip:
There is a suspicious package being investigated near 12th and D St SW, in front of the new Homel [more]
Latest link:
[from qshio] Here Comes Santa Claus Here Comes Santa Claus Here Comes… « Near Earth Object
Latest Photo:
ColHeightsChic on Go Home Already: Want A Cookie? Edition
KittyLiteral on Popcorn & Candy: Rearview Mirror Edition
heyitsgarrett on Morning Roundup: It's Boxing Day Edition
tbuchanan on Overheard in D.C.: The Class of 2008
LiliMoon on Bus Parking Zones Outlined For Inauguration
12/27 West Side Story
12/27 Washington Ballet Presents the Nutcracker
12/27 Above the Ashes
12/27 ZooLights
12/27 DC Benny
12/27 Robin Thicke
12/27 Chanukah Feast in Concert
12/27 Dance Party
12/27 The After Christmas, New Year's Eve Warm-up Holiday Party
12/27 The Dance Party/ New Rock Church of Fire/ Crash Boom Bang @ 930 Club
[ report this ]
can someone please give me more info on this bbq battle? i've never been because i figure it's crappy. the event's website isn't much more descriptive. who are the most tasty vendors? where are they from? what can you buy? what is included in the ticket price (is it just crappy food and then you have to buy the good food)? are the lines horrendous??
[ report this ]
Like most downtown food fairs (Taste of DC, the chili cookoff, etc), everything about the bbq battle is overpriced and often nasty. Do yourself a favor, rent a Zipcar, drive to Bowie, and get the real deal. Cheaper, and you won't be surrounded by sweating idiots.
Really, I'd rather eat a fistful of dog s**t than the boiled meat and axle grease they peddle at the bbq battle. Have you ever eaten dog food? Well, imagine eating a can of dog food with your head fimly lodged in a cow's ass. Now, spray yourself with bong water. That's the bbq battle.
Alright. I'll stop.
[ report this ]
agreed, hungeegirl. uh, the website is just creepy. its clearly circa 1991 and its got to be violating some pretty serious graphic design rules. all those pigs and sparkles!
ah, but the cute squirrel picture soothes me. thank you squirrel. oh wait - chipmunk? presumably non-rat rodent.
[ report this ]
Pffft to those coupons. They say they're for restaurants in MD, VA, and DC; but I couldn't find any DC restaurants in that list of coupons. I hadn't even really heard of any of those places either, definitely the B-team.
[ report this ]
when it comes to the Church of Barbecue, the DC BBQ battle is the Babylonian Captivity, and Red Hot And Blue is the goddamned antiPope.
and if you have any idea what I'm talking about, please tell the driver to take me back to the home.
[ report this ]
AVOID THE BBQ BATTLE AT ALL COSTS!!!
Again, I'll repeat. . .
DO NOT GO TO THE BBQ BATTLE!
It is everything Monkey said and then some. You don't get to actually sample what the contestants made, at least we didn't last year, and you pretty much get in line after line to. . . get marketed at.
Yes, you literally wander around getting free food samples, coupons, lame photo-ops (last year they were promoting Ratatoullie), etc. The food samples are cursed.
I did what I could get my entry fee's worth, including snatching like 30 Safeway O Organics coupons, cleaning out the Burt's Bee's stuff, getting shaved by what I'm pretty sure was the winner of the Ms. Dundalk CamelToe 1997 contest, and anything else I could get my grubby hands on.
The coupons were also cursed.
The only BBQ available for consumption is what you stand in line for an hour and pay for. I made the mistake of picking the short line, which turned out to be some crappy place in Georgetown's attempt at a food cart. It made Red Hot and Blue look like the gold standard of BBQ. It was *that* bad.
Seriously, so not worth it, and I'm happy to spread the word lest someone else make the mistake of wandering into the trap.
If there's anything in this city that is in need of a CHUD/Morlok/Mole People attack, it's that damn BBQ Battle.
~EEE~
[ report this ]
ah yes, i forgot to look at chowhound! thanks everyone for the tips
[ report this ]
I've been to 2 BBQ battles, and there isn't a single reason why anyone should pay money to go. You stand and sweat and get advertised to. Food and drink are overpriced and underavailable. And the BBQers are mostly just sitting drinking beer.
Only thing worth the price of admission is the annual Chuck Brown jam session on Saturday night.