DCist: SHIA LABEOUF CAUGHT SMOKING IN SMITHSONIAN BATHROOM?

HCE

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:14:35 -0500

"It's Hebrew, asshole." Well there you go. Now we know.

dank

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:35:55 -0500

This came up on my RSS as "SHIA LABEOUF CAUGHT ... SONIAN BATHROOM? and for a second I'm like, oh shit, Wide Stance!

stmove

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:56:48 -0500

Wow this celebrity shit really brings out the haters and assholes in DCist posts. Do we know him? Does he give a f#*k? Do we?

demonfafa

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:02:32 -0500

What kind of name is Shia anyway? Sounds like a fucking girl's name. It's Hebrew, asshole.

Ian Buckwalter

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:35:10 -0500

"He voiced Asbel for the American release Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Having worked on Nausicaä - even the crap US version - automatically makes him cooler than anyone who writes for the DCist." And Disney also hired Dakota Fanning to do some voice work for the english version of My Neighbor Totoro...does that mean no one's allowed to find her annoying anymore, either? If voicing the english versions of Miyazaki films is a one-way ticket to being beyond reproach, I think I know what I'd be devoting all my time to if I was Lindsay Lohan's agent.

HCE

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:28:44 -0500

What kind of name is Shia anyway? Sounds like a fucking girl's name.

demonfafa

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:02:41 -0500

Everyone gives Shia a hard time personally and I'm not sure why. Frankly, I couldn't care less about his smoking habits. I haven't heard anything about his actual personality beyond that so I'm not quite one to start bitching about celebrities unless their lives affect me in some way. It's unfortunate that he's chosen some big blockbuster action movies that any young actor could sleepwalk their way through with all the CGI in them. But I enjoyed his performance in Disturbia a lot and hope that he continues to make better decisions on what roles he takes. Really, the comments of "Shia LeDouche." I haven't seen such awesome originality in insults since 3rd Grade. DCist, this wasn't worth our time. Please don't post crap like this again.

DC1974

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:57:02 -0500

Why is Shia LaBeouf famous again? Because he's hot. Obvs. Don't hate on the The Beef, people.

Philipshade

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:52:34 -0500

He voiced Asbel for the American release Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Having worked on Nausicaä - even the crap US version - automatically makes him cooler than anyone who writes for the DCist. And he recently worked with that nobody in the low rent Spielberg thing. Gee can't possibly figure out why the guy is famous. Fuckin' hipsters...

MSto

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:38:54 -0500

shia the cow? shia ladouche.

Jaynuze

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:21:04 -0500

"Ou La boeuf"?! Sorry ... 80's flashback.

Fluxgirl

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:03:00 -0500

Shia La....who?

boondoggle

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:33:56 -0500

The National Enquirer? I know better than to trust a publication with suspected Deceptacon ties. And hey! Whatever happened to the Go Bots? Apparently they don't deserve a big budget live action movie. And whatever happened to those killer bees coming north from Mexico to kill us all? They didn't, right?

flapjack

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:26:13 -0500

Alternatively he could grow a brain and some common sense but I imagine that'd be a tad more difficult.

flapjack

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:25:36 -0500

There's an obvious solution to all of this. He could, you know, quit smoking. Obvs everyone has a right to do whatever they want but when said action continually gets you in trouble it might be time to stop doing it. Just sayin'...

guest guest

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:14:43 -0500

Wasn’t that whole Chicago Wallgreens insident also somehow cigarette related too? Good lord, I’ve never heard of so much bad luck involving cigarettes and the Man before. If this is true, of course. A cigarette setting off a smoke alarm? Has that ever happened before? What did he do to piss off the smoking gods? I don’t smell smoke; although I do smell bullshit. At this rate, I give him only 5 years before a false inquisition has him burned at the stake in Rouen for his evil smoking.

jen209

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:09:23 -0500

I used to love that kid on Even Stevens (to address the above question). Louis Stevens would never smoke - let alone smoke illegally in a museum bathroom. Say it aint so!

blittle

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:56:33 -0500

What a douche. Could he really not wait until he got outside? Jeez.

McGillicuddy

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:53:13 -0500

Why is Shia LaBeouf famous again? very, very good question indeed. to honor George Carlin, LaBeouf is a complete twat.