DCist: Overheard in D.C.: Everybody Gets Dissed

smm913

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:19:33 -0500

my god this is hysterical and a very good depiction of dc's finest

HCE

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:35:37 -0500

Silly gay Nats fans, it's not that kind of bear!

Bethesdaist

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:21:34 -0500

FINE HATE ON AN OLD WOMAN FOR HAVING BAD EYESIGHT AND NOT KNOWING BOYS FROM GIRLS. With your new wave haircuts and your pantsuit dungarees - who the hell can tell anyway? I am so pooping in all of your cubicles. All of them. You will know me by my marabou, bitches.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:52:59 -0500

So long as it's a lime green boa.

flapjack

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:36:15 -0500

it's my own fault for using my male dog's name but bethesdaist I am indeed a woman. shocking but true. And I am more afraid than jealous, although I think adding a boa to my wardrobe could only improve my look.

IMGoph

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:09:15 -0500

bethesdaist: i can guess with almost certainty that you don't work with flapjack. you just gave it away with your reply. that, and i'm sure there's no jealousy there...only fear.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:58:34 -0500

Don't forget the bloody axe.

Bethesdaist

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:57:06 -0500

I've just realized that 1.) I work with flapjack, and 2.) he doesn't like my lime green pants and he's jealous of my boa. I'm going to poop in your cubicle, hater.

JonboyDC

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:41:46 -0500

"In fact, any insult is improved when the insulter is dressed like Mr. Peanut." What, wearing nothing but a tophat, spats, monocle, and cane?

flapjack

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:51:20 -0500

monkey - that lime green stretchpants woman works in my office! sometimes she classes up the look with an hawaiian print shirt and a feather boa. just don't get her started talking about her kittehs because you'll never get away...

aboveNYaveNE

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:32:58 -0500

@monkeyrotica Amen!

monkeyrotica

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:23:47 -0500

No, older people aren't quiet about their stupidity. Tell that to the loud batfart at the grocery store buying crap with pennies or taking forever to write a check. The problem is that young people aren't comfortable with their own stupidity. They try and seem smart, which only emphasizes their stupidity, like lime green stretchpants on a 275 lb woman. People just need to accept their own stupidity and get past it. Pull down your pants and ROLL in your stupidity.

ilikerice

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:22:47 -0500

I once wanted to be a dentist too. But I hate flossing and being a hypocrite.

aboveNYaveNE

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:16:42 -0500

After the jump, counting, getting naked, dumb tourist girls, and polite angry bikers. With a drink in me I see naked dumb tourist girls. I want to see naked dumb tourist girls... They can stand on the left side of the escalator all day long. See I let my stupidity hang all out.

aboveNYaveNE

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:10:43 -0500

I'm completely out of the closet when it comes to my stupidity.

Politburo

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:40:28 -0500

Most people are stupid.. older people are just better at keeping quiet about it.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:38:41 -0500

Stink-eye through the old monocle always works for me. In fact, any insult is improved when the insulter is dressed like Mr. Peanut.

Bethesdaist

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:31:08 -0500

The bike quote one could only be more awesome if the cyclist had finished with "good day to you sir - I said GOOD DAY!" I am inspired to make all of my insults civilized (for this weekend, at least.)

fixedgearrider

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:14:02 -0500

Because unfortunately most people our age ARE stupid.

mellbell

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:00:29 -0500

Why do people my age (early 20s) insist on being so aggressively stupid?

OldPosterKnownAsCranky

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:00:29 -0500

I love them motherf'in rainbows.

flapjack

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:53:44 -0500

someone should punch him AND his mom in the face, not because they don't like Hillary Clinton, but because he's a douchebag and she raised him.

Bob

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:49:01 -0500

Douchebag in a suit is the one who needs a good punching.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:48:41 -0500

I'm confused. Who did the guy punch in the face? Hillary Clinton or his mom?