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Nationals Team President Stan Kasten appeared alongside racing Teddy Roosevelt in an interview on ESPN to discuss why Teddy just can't win the Presidents Race. In the video clip above, Kasten states that one day, Teddy will win.
"It's inevitable he's gonna win, and the only way to make sure you're here for that night, is come every night," Kasten said.
Hrm. That's the first we've heard of any such plans to Let Teddy Win. In responding to allegations that the Presidents Race is fixed, Kasten again resorted to questionable logic, stating that they aren't fixed, but rather "remain broken."
At least Teddy stood there like a real man and invited all comers to race against him at the end of the video. Kasten, we're keeping our collective eye on you.
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Go Teddy!!!
wish he would have won the time he rode the zip line into RFK
and stan kasten's "you negative people in the media" comment....lame stan, really really lame.
I was at the game where Teddy won, but was disqualified for using a moped... the crowd booed (boo'd?) Screech for that call.
You all do realize, I'm just waiting for the odds in Vegas to be just right so that when I win, I'll be able to quite this job and move to Panama? I didn't build the country for nothing, after all!
It's also inevitable that the Nats will win ..
.. will Teddy win before the Nats win the world series?
Look at those eyes and that grin. Teddy is totally stoned.
I was in the bathroom the night he beat the Oriole Bird...I will never pee again at a baseball game....
I saw him fight a penguin once, swear to god.
Erahk0: First things first. Will Teddy win before the Nats have an above .500 season?
I was at the game the night Teddy was attacked by a panther jumping from the stands. It was just wrong.
On the way home, we say that Nats employee carrying the panther outfit in trashbag. I considered pushing him onto the metro tracks in retribution. But I'm too nice for that. :(
I heard he ran as a Bull and a Moose and won.
Teddy Roosevelt does not sleep. He waits.
Again,
Teddy DID win last year:
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v133/213/23/14400508/n14400508_30628881_8758.jpg
So now we're supposed to go to that shit hole and suffer through watching a shitty team every home game just so we might see Teddy win?
Who are the ad wizards that come up with these idea?