Regrettably, the Washington Kastles, the city's new World TeamTennis franchise, did not solicit our help in choosing their team name. Apparently wanting to make things right, the team is asking the public to suggest a name for one of their slightly creepy mascots, a dopey-eyed, cap-sporting tennis ball (the other one, a guy in a knight costume, is presumably, uh, Mr. Kastle? Sir Kastle?). The lucky person whose name is chosen will receive two free tickets to the Kastles' July 15 game against John McEnroe and the New York Sportimes. Go, DCists, enter now and enter often: have your entry sent by this Friday, July 11, at 6 p.m. Let us know what name you think should win. We are counting on you, commentariat.
This exciting news comes by way of the Kastles' first home game, which took place in front of a sold-out crowd last night at the team's temporary downtown stadium, erected on the parking lot where the old convention center used to be. As you learned this morning, the home team did not remain undefeated for long, disobeying Mayor Fenty, who may or may not have jinxed the team by ordering them not to lose in a pre-game ceremony. The rules of play are stacked in favor of the home team, too, allowing Kastles star Serena Williams to attempt to win several consecutive games at the end of the match. The Boston "Lobstahs" ended up taking home the victory anyway, 21-19.
If you could never be bothered to learn the scoring system and rules of traditional tennis, don't worry, because everything is different in WTT. The basic idea is to speed up the process, making it easier to win a game, set, or match decisively. Of course, anyone who watched Rafael Nadal somehow eke out his first title at Wimbledon over the weekend, narrowly defeating Roger Federer, knows that the anguish of watching players deadlocked at deuce, unable to clinch two points in a row, is one of the principal delights of conventional tennis. Why get rid of that?
Well, it's gone in WTT, and the points of each game are counted from 1 to 3, instead of 15-30-40. Another part of ratcheting up the speed and excitement is to create a team dynamic, with five sets, each won by only five games, in various combinations of singles and doubles in a single evening. As cheerleading hosts rabidly persisted in yelling at us all evening, cheering and noise are encouraged at WTT matches, but it was remarkable how the crowd repeatedly settled into the normal etiquette of tennis, one of the more genteel and graceful sports.
The first half of the match was an ignominious start for the Kastles, who lost the first three sets. The only entertainment was watching the team's resident loudmouth, Justin Gimelstob, who notoriously put his foot in his mouth concerning Anna Kournikova on a local radio show last month. After a dangerous back surgery in 2006, Gimelstob retired in 2007, and he still seemed to be in some pain. After struggling in the first two sets, Gimelstob fought back against Lobsters ace Jan-Michael Gambill in the men's singles set but ultimately lost, 5-4. If anyone is going to excel in the amped-up atmosphere of WTT, it would be someone like Gimelstob. The format actually plays to an outspoken personality, and it showed as Gimelstob interacted with the crowd, who cheered and applauded in response to his antics.
Serena Williams then managed to squeeze out a marginal win in the women's doubles set, in spite of the meltdown of teammate Mashona Washington (18-year-old New Zealander Sacha Jones sat on the Kastles' bench all night.) With the best left to last, Serena charmed the crowd by mostly pounding on the Lobsters' Marie-Eve Pelletier in the women's singles, but it was not enough.
Although the team walked away with a loss, some local tennis-related charities were the winners, receiving some of the money raised on the spot by tennis great Billie Jean King, including the Southeast Tennis and Learning Center, where Isha Williams, sister of Venus and Serena, works. It was my privilege to shake Ms. King's legendary hand when she stopped by to butter up the press.
Best of all, the temporary stadium near New York Ave. is a winner. None of its more than 2,000 seats seems far from the action, and on a pleasant night it was a great place to spend the evening, downtown, watching a tennis-like sport. If you really want to watch tennis, there is still the Legg Mason Tennis Classic next month.
The Kastles have six more home matches, beginning this Friday (July 11, 7 p.m.) and continuing through the welcome appearance of Anna Kournikova on July 23.




how about Ballsy the Ball?
butterball?
Dingle?
How about: Deuce. For obvious reasons and that it's a tennis term.
Think of how the vendors can use it when they sell dolls of the character: "Take your very own Deuce home with you!"
2 words... Shuttle Cock
It makes as much sense as our stupid name, unless Kastle Key owns the team?
$40 a ticket for a glorified exhibition in a temporary stadium is a bit steep. Then again, given that they had a sellout crowd, maybe it isn't that steep for some people. I'll save my money for the Legg Mason or a train trip up to the US Open.
I think Kastle Key does own it?
Als, name the mascot & get 2 tickets to next game?
Seriously? That's all???
How about the Capital City Goofball?
meat beety big and bouncy is too long even for this sap so i have two thoughts:
"Meaty" or "Petey" (in honor of DC's own Pete Sampras.