DCist: Overheard in D.C.: Strange Relationships

iAManugget

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:15:08 -0500

What about the Lukoil in Georgetown? Price gauging anyone?

monkeyrotica

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:15:01 -0500

Well, "northern country" would imply the sort of retarded patois they speak in Fargo or Portland, ME, where they talk of "penny canday" and "lutefisk" and "anal fisting." Ya, youbetcha.

IMGoph

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:09:34 -0500

i get the feeling that country=southern for purposes of this overheard...

monkeyrotica

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:12:36 -0500

Tarnation, ah rekon it's when them there hayseeds done use words lahk "ma'am" an' "y'alls" what make them city folk feel all high an' mighty. Well, ah'd just like to see them take a lick at catchin them Duke boys.

Hillman

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:07:46 -0500

"both missing teeth and speaking with country accents" And what, pray tell, is a 'country accent'?

NothingInCommonwealth

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:40:04 -0500

A man is walking with two women, both missing teeth and speaking with country accents. Man: "I think he's afraid of me." Woman: "He better be afraid of you, he knocked up your daughter." The back story is that they were missing teeth on account of trying to knock ME up. You'd better be afraid, old man!

connie dobbs

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:32:34 -0500

I was totally on that same train with the OBAWMAH! kid. Then he and his older brother were yelling about who could spot the Obama Plane first as we passed DCA. Everyone sighed and swooned when it came into view. I turned my iPod up.

monkeyrotica

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:29:19 -0500

I'm pretty sure they're the Capitol Area Budokai. They are not the people with whom you f**k. I've seen them shove a cherry blossom sapling up a man's a**, break it off, then bow.

fartynonsense

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:27:57 -0500

Evidently, the Walter Reed woman wasn't aware of the Watergate Exxon. Anyone able to illuminate that situation? It's even more confusing given the Chevron a stone's throw away that's 20¢ cheaper a gallon.

IMGoph

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:23:28 -0500

that picture: the waitstaff at junkpunchers? they appear to be armored against any potential punch-backs.

Nate

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:18:01 -0500

Worst pickup line ever? Yeah, because guys hate it when women take off their clothes in public places and then are willing to talk about it later . . .