DCist: 'Cougar' Spotted at Univ. of Maryland No Cougar at All

iAManugget

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:06:55 -0500

"Unfortunately, this means the faux-cougar was also not merely a younger woman displaying signs of premature aging and aggressive sexual proclivities. " best story wrap up of the year

flapjack

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:36:30 -0500

OMG look at teh kyoot kitteh!1!!

ericschoon

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:26:28 -0500

how does one confuse that with this

Disco Stu

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:52:18 -0500

I think it's a stylistic choice on his part. STEVEHOLT.

monkeyrotica

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:43:00 -0500

I always interpreted that as one of the voices inside his head yelling his name. Kinda like Norman Bates' "mother."

IMGoph

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:32:21 -0500

i can't believe that FREDTERP knows how to use HTML to spiffen-up his posts, but still thinks he needs to "sign" every one of his posts in ALL CAPS.

ChickenArise

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:25:01 -0500

My cat has neat markings and he's a bastard. This cat may be the devil itself.

butterstick

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:24:24 -0500

What UMD student felt threatened by an oversize housecat? Just throw it a catnip mouse, maybe scratch its belly. Ohhhh, the DANGER.

jen209

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:20:46 -0500

I can has UMD stoodents? Nom nom nom

IntangibleArts

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:19:35 -0500

whatever the hell it is, looks like it would be a savory treat with orzo and peppers...

JoanArkham

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:18:40 -0500

OMG kitty! Squee! Any healthy, able-bodied college student who felt threatened by that should really just never go outside.

SomeoneStoleMyScreenNameJason

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:16:52 -0500

Awwww, cute cat.

Andrew Wiseman

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:14:01 -0500

Howard Dean? What?

Disco Stu

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:10:11 -0500

pointe, M.E.

monkeyrotica

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:00:10 -0500

Wow. That's one big pussy. NOTE: Most women do not consider that statement flattering.

fredterp

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:58:10 -0500

Airhead students. When I was a student I knew the difference between a "cougar" and a cat. Typical over-reactions by Howard Dean followers? FREDTERP

boondoggle

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:55:50 -0500

I guess that clears things up.. without sexy results.

Bethesdaist

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:55:23 -0500

Aw, I'm gone for a week and I missed a round of cougar jokes? Stupit vacay.

ClarendonDiningRoom

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:54:22 -0500

Correction: A cougar must be 35+. DCist, Please refer to urban dictionary.

Henry Krinkle

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:53:35 -0500

Maybe it was really a MILF.