DCist: Port-a-Potties Dumped in Four Mile Run Stream

stmove

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:46:22 -0500

Um, that was me, sorry- I thought small urbanized virginia streams were for dumping porta-potties into. My bad.

Disco Stu

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:10:26 -0500

"You'd figure this would happen the minute I retire the sewage trebuchet" Well, Monkey, sounds like we got ourselves a prime suspect. Just had to unload all your extra "ammo", huh? Would've gotten away with it too if it were for them dern middlers.

brixton

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:08:09 -0500

Four Mile Run is right behind my building, and it smells like raw sewage at least twice per week. At least this time there's a clear reason for it.

monkeyrotica

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:01:56 -0500

I don't know about any four mile "runs" but the last time I had the reuben sandwich at Whitlows on Wilson, the russian dressing sent me russian to the toilet with the Trotskys.

indiecognition

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:23:55 -0500

How do they know it was a spilled port-a-potty, and not just someone with a bad case of the four mile runs?

erahk0

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:49:56 -0500

Arlington .. The new Staten Island.

Stanton Park

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:12:01 -0500

Sounds like Arlington needs a guard turtle.Funny you should mention that. Unfortunately, turtles tend to be better for catching marijuana growers than catching port-o-potty miscreants.

McGillicuddy

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:07:39 -0500

i knew i inhaled a pungent odor as i sat on the bog. MCGILLICUDDY

fredterp

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:59:47 -0500

I knew I whiffed a foul odor on my morning jog. FREDTERP

boondoggle

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:47:08 -0500

I guess the dream of joining together nature's Port-a-Potty with that of man was just that, a beautiful dream. And lo, how the earth mother cried brown tears of sorrow.

monkeyrotica

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:32:56 -0500

You'd figure this would happen the minute I retire the sewage trebuchet. Where were these guys five months ago?

iAManugget

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:29:08 -0500

i knew there was something in that virginia water...

monkeyrotica

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:22:02 -0500

"blue, crummy and yucky and it smells of the deodorizer and human waste." Sniff. I miss the bathroom at the old 930 Club.

Wizzyliz

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:20:59 -0500

As much shit as PG County gets from you all, I'm happy to see that ARLINGTON gets the raw sewage award.

capitoloffense

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:12:33 -0500

"blue, crummy and yucky and it smells of the deodorizer and human waste." sounds a lot like the attitudes of most people that live in arlington, wow!

monkeyrotica

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:03:15 -0500

Poor Nemo. He bit the Big Brown One. I don't have the heart to tell Marlin. But maybe next time he'll listen to his father.

flapjack

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:51:28 -0500

"All pipes lead to the ocean" Unfortunately that's true but that doesn't mean we have to dump shit in every body of water we see! People are so gross...

Politburo

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:40:57 -0500

Sounds like Arlington needs a guard turtle.

erahk0

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:40:25 -0500

"All pipes lead to the ocean"

McGillicuddy

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:33:48 -0500

so basically it resembles the Potomac now.

monkeyrotica

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:32:14 -0500

Well that's certainly more cost-effective than paying the portolet guy to vaccuum all that stuff out of the commode. These guys are thinking smarter, not harder! Reminds me of the NJ mob families that were running the toxic waste disposal business, which consisted of them picking the stuff up, then driving all night down the Jersey turnpike with the spigots open.