DCist: What's Scariest: The Jonas Brothers, Their Fans or Wax Statues?

ishmael

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:27:20 -0500

Damn! Why didn't someone tell me the Apocalypse had arrived? I had to hear it this way? Ugh!

Disco Stu

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:01:21 -0500

Dan Savage should be all over this one.

mikeodigbmx

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:56:53 -0500

I'm so happy my early teens were spent in a teeny-bopper-less time period. What's worse than this overly-produced horrible music being popular is that it's a new way for the cult evangelicals to infect children with their poison. I hate disney, they should have stuck to Mickey Mouse.....

monkeyrotica

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:29:23 -0500

I'm pretty sure the Southern Christian Leadership Council, as well as the All-Union Evangelical Council and the Vatican have condemned the butthole as "Satan's puckered tailpipe." Fagbashing's still a sacrament though, according to Ezekiel 25:17.

Hillman

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:41:06 -0500

Are they still pure if they have gay butt sex?

registeringsucks

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:50:43 -0500

Three purity rings to rule them all, three rings to find them, three rings to bring them all and in crappy evangelical rock bind them. Send these guys back to the bowels of Disney where they were forged.

Vaughan

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:50:25 -0500

the iq levels amongst the three are roughly equivalent, right? although i'm guilty of being NKOTB's biggest fan. ah, the cruelty of puberty.

wonderwazz

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:41:32 -0500

OMG! OMG! OMG!

14thandYou

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:38:42 -0500

I don't get it. Then again, I'm not a 13 yo girl.