DCist: Happy Birthday to You, Tian Tian

timtheviking2

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:03:54 -0500

"All Ur Bambooze are Belong to us: LOLpandaz, a Meme Too Far?" Now, I don't want to pat my own back, but someone needs to dissertate that sucker. Take it, it's yours. Free o' charge.

IMGoph

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:51:17 -0500

actually, this seems like a perfect opportunity for a lolpanda contest, don't you think?

will585

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:24:29 -0500

He better watch out or he will end on on TV in LNS.

monkeyrotica

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:08:14 -0500

Anyone who's seen Last Tango in Paris will tell you that Marlon Brando was the Orginal Butter Daddy. He was also something of a bear as well. This guy's just an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Daddy.

timtheviking2

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:59:46 -0500

Was the title of "Butter Daddy" bestowed on him by the United House of Prayer in Shaw? And is he properly referred to as Tian "Butter Daddy" Tian?

monkeyrotica

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:16:42 -0500

And someone tell that fat f**k to lay off the goddamned $4 cupcakes.

monkeyrotica

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:13:15 -0500

It's like he's leaning up against a bar, waiting for his Bamboo Rickey, and telling the barkeep, "Bitch? Set me up!"

jen209

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:54:24 -0500

I agree with IMGoph. Come hither, Tian Tian, come hither.

Disco Stu

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:46:03 -0500

well, take your crack at it blittle

blittle

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:40:22 -0500

All of you are shameful, i can't believe that no one has not made any Pandas Gone Wild: Shaved Edition jokes yet. tsk.

sleepcamel

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:26:39 -0500

According to Wikipedia, pandas can live 20-30 years in captivity. So applying the "dog years" logic suggests that one year equals 3 to 4 panda years. So I guess Tian Tian is at that age when he's going to start thinking about buying a convertible to help him attract pandas half his age.

Disco Stu

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:20:24 -0500

Butter Daddy. That's awesome.

Wizzyliz

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:16:04 -0500

Foiled again ... I thought he was wearing leather chaps!

ill on the hill

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:58:11 -0500

An 11 year-old dead beat dad.... It breaks the heart to see one go so bad, so young.

monkeyrotica

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:50:51 -0500

We hereby name black knee socks the it item for fall 2008. So long as they're worn with Catholic school uniforms, maryjanes, pigtails, and a big lollypop, I got no problem with this.

IMGoph

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:43:06 -0500

that's one hell of a suggestive pose there, mr. panda!