DCist: The Kids in the Hall

monkeyrotica

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:40:04 -0500

See, I'm always getting Kids in the Hall and New Kids on the Block and Kids on the Block mixed up. Just to play it safe, I refer to all of them as "those handicapped puppets."

boondoggle

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:09:05 -0500

Only one of the four is from NW DC. Hey kids! If you think you know who, write your answer on postcard and mail it in to: 'That's Not Racial Transcendence' PAC 1234 Puerto Rico Ave NE Washington, DC 20004 First prize is a cocktail napkin used by time presidential hopeful Mike Gravel. Second prize (3) is a cabinet appointment at second tier agency (Interior, HUD or Energy). Limit one entry per household. Employees of Papa John's Pizza and their families are not eligible.

IMGoph

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:34:43 -0500

bravo monkey....i think

monkeyrotica

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:03:29 -0500

I should rightfully be there! The poem I submitted, "The Lovesong of B. Hussein Obama" was totally snubbed! I blame a blatantly anti-monkey contingent on the review board. See for yourself: Let us go then, you and I, When the pundits spew is spread out against the sky Like a patient lacking universal healthcare etherised upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-deserted Denver streets, The muttering retreats Of restless nights in one-night Bates Motels And chain restaurants in lobbyist Hells: Streets that follow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an overwhelming question "Where's my ethernet cable? Where is the WiFi? Where are the cabs?" Oh, do not ask, “What the f**k does this have to do with DC, you stupid s**t?” Let us go and make our visit. I will drop my pants and walk upon the beach, I have heard the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me. Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a buffet platter, I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter; I have foreseen it all, gazing into my anal love palantir; a lidless goatse, wreathed in flame "This time it won't be the same. This time it will be DIFFERENT. Not the same." We have lingered in the chambers of the DNC By blogger-girls wreathed with streamers red, white, blue, and brown Til GOP voices wake us, and we drown.