September 3, 2008

Morning Roundup: Kaine's Coming Cuts

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Good morning, Washington. Catch any of last night's Republican Convention? If not, you missed some firebreathing by Fred Thompson and a fairly un-Zell-Millerlike performance by Joe Lieberman, but otherwise not too much of note. Tonight will bring a speech by Gov. Sarah Palin which, given the recent media storm surrounding her, should make for some pretty interesting viewing. In the meantime, if our credentialing woes have left you jonesing for locally-oriented convention liveblogging you might want to head over to the Post, where some area delegates are contributing updates.

Virginia Braces for Cuts: Governor Tim Kaine has warned state agencies to prepare for as much as a 15% reduction in their budgets, according to WJLA. The state's constitution makes it impossible for Virginia to run a deficit, and collected revenues are making it look like the year will end with a significant shortfall. Agency chiefs have been instructed to prepare budgets that reflect 5, 10 and 15 percent reductions in funding, and to avoid proposing cuts that would shift costs onto other departments or which are obviously untenable.

Pennsylvania Avenue Gets Spruced Up: The Post notes that work has begun on repaving Pennsylvania Avenue in preparation for the next presidential inauguration. The road was last repaved for the 2000 inauguration, and DDOT's chief engineer Kathleen Penney admits that this work isn't yet truly necessary. But Penney says the "showcase" nature of the street justifies the $2 million project, some of which will be paid for with federal funds.

Snakeheads!: Alright, it's not exactly breaking news. But the general creepiness of the snakehead is always worth noting, and the Post has a particularly horrifying account of an encounter with the fish. Charles County sheriff's corporal Gary Owen was leading a documentary TV crew through the woods when he found a puddle containing a pair of adult snakeheads and 165 of their spawn. The fish were destroyed, but as the article points out it's probably all for naught: efforts to contain the invasive species haven't yet had much success.

Briefly Noted: Montgomery County set to enact stricter runoff rules... Robbery/bomb threat in Fairfax... Va., Md. sending teams to help in New Orleans... Teens scamming riders at Tenleytown Metro... Post follows Gilmore at the RNC... Woman dies after ATV crash at home of Redskin Chris Samuels... Two DCPS police officers accused of bribery scheme...

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Man, that "well-intentioned" douche who dropped that fish off is right up there with that ass hat who brought starlings over b/c he wanted every animal found in Shakespeare's writing to be represented in the us. Though, I have to say, Starlings don't give me nightmares like those damn demonic snakeheads. shiver.

 

The teen Metro scam is as older than old. The kids are usually on the Metro itself with clipboards and nondescript signing sheets, shaking passengers down for "football team uniform money." At least when they're peddling candy, you know you're going to get diarrhea because of the Ex Lax they use to make the stuff.

And whatever happend to those kids the cops nabbed for stealing the bait bicycles? Considering these are the same lazy-ass kids who can't be bothered to throw their empty Rap Snacks bag and Honey Bun wrapper in the goddamned trash can, I'm surprised they actually showed the initiative to actually steal a bike. But instead of nabbing the culprit immediately, wouldn't it make more sense to rig the bikes up with some sort of GPS tracking device? That way the police could track the bikes back to the fencing operation and nab an even bigger haul. Where there's stolen bikes, there's probably other stolen goods like, say, narcotics, firearms, or even +2 broadswords or perhaps a Helm of Summoning. Of course, this is assuming the cops would even have the requisite strength and dexterity to wield a broadsword or a Helm of Summoning. I mean, it's not like the DC Police are loaded with 15th level clerics or anything. Judging by the ones loitering around the Sev, they're mostly 1st level demi-humans and halflings who need to lay off the mead and get some more exercise.

Or maybe the kids are just fans of Vittorio de Sica films.

 

i commented on the post article, but i'll say it again here—the repaving of pennsylvania avenue is a joke when they can't pave places like N street between 14th and 7th.

fix the city first, DDOT. if the feds want to do it, make sure they pony up 100% of the cost. nothing less.

 

This whole snakehead thing isn't a problem, it's an opportunity. Locals just need to develop a taste for snakehead. Try cooking them with some abalone for an amazing Malasian porridge. Get it before Gordon Ramsay starts peddling it for $60 a plate.

Either that, or learn the ways of the snakehead and breed with their women. In time, our differences with gradually disappear, and everyone will be flopping on the ground trying to cross the street. It's not like it's that much worse than what we have now with clueless pedestrians with iPods and cellphones.

 

i heard they have that snakehead fish porridge stuff at the new gastropub in columbia heights.

 

i for one welcome out new snakehead-human hybrid overlords.

 

Can we re-route the inauguration parade down independence Ave on Capitol Hill? Maybe then it'll finally get repaved.

That's a crappy piece of road in dire need of repair (though I'm sure there's some commentary there about Congress and all...)

Ironic that Congress controls the purse strings, but it takes a Presidential inauguration to get any roadwork done.

 

Fred Thompson needs a cough drop. Stat.

 

Fred and Joe were good, but Bachmann was a colossal train wreck. Can't we get someone to primary her out?

 

We should petition to get the pope to come back to DC and drive around some of the bad side streets. That's the only way they will ever get paved.

 

"can't be bothered to throw their empty Rap Snacks bag and Honey Bun wrapper in the goddamned trash can" ... ah, no truer words have ever been written. I pick up at least three of each every morning from the front yard. Those and boxes of "Wine" flavored Black and Milds. Seriously, "wine" flavored? I never knew that B&M fans had such cultured palettes.

 

methinks everyone's definition of "wine" might not be the same

 

The wine-flavored blunts are practically indistinguishable from the grape-flavored blunts, IMHO. Particularly after a half-liter of Carlo Rossi Vin Rose.

 
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