DCist: Week 2 Redskins Recap – The Zorning After

Zurleith

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:25:11 -0500

JTW77 - You don't know shrimp from scallops as far as I'm concerned. Getting excited about this win is like getting excited about scallops that have been on the grill too long. It might be a scallop but it taste like rubber.

jtw77

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:19:14 -0500

Scallop for Scallop the skins are as good as any team in the NFL. Zornagain might be onto something with the global warming comment, the heat makes it easier for the skins to sear the opposing scallops right into submission. Go Skins!

dsade

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:57:55 -0500

Is anyone else who went to the game and sat in the upper deck still ready to puke? I know I am. I'm not sure if it was the heat, the lack of water (due to the short funds in my wallet), or the astonishingly high number of beached-whales and Fupas in my section (429).

Zurleith

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:11:54 -0500

Anyone that gets excited about this win needs to check their scallops. Half the Saints were injured and we still almost pissed the game away with a stench similar to after eating asparagus. But I do like the aggressive play calling. It has been a long time coming. Scallops to the Zornado for the call on 4th and 2. I think we are going to enjoy watching this team play when they start to figure this sytem out.

Virginia is for Losers

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:49:53 -0500

That's right, New Orleans. You survived the hurricane, but you should've evacuated when you heard the Zornado was comin' at ya!!!!

zornagain

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:33:54 -0500

i think scallops are similar to the schneid...but that's just a hunch.

Bethesdaist

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:18:51 -0500

Can someone explain the scallops comments to me?

RJ

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:11:03 -0500

I think they were inspired by Cooley showing his "redskin" for the world...that and the difficult pop TE quiz they have to do.

zornagain

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:46:46 -0500

apparently this was the hottest game on record at fedex field. global warming could be a boon for the skins.

misturfistur

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:41:35 -0500

well, the saints ain't all that good. but a win is a win in the nfl, and a hot plate of scallops is a hot plate of scallops. eat up, brees.

hillrat

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:39:31 -0500

Last week’s invisible man, Chris Cooley came through with five big catches for 72 yards. Must have been that spaghetti. More likely it was the sausage