The Princess Diaries: Wishful Drinking @ Arena

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Carrie Fisher bares all, metaphorically speaking, in her autobiographical one-woman show, Wishful Drinking.

A long time ago (Oct. 21, 1956), in a galaxy far, far away (Burbank, Calif.), Carrie Fisher, the once and future Princess Leia Organa, was born to pop crooner Eddie Fisher and Singin' in the Rain starlet Debbie Reynolds. Fisher dumped Reynolds (and his baby daughter) a couple years later for Reynolds' former BFF, Elizabeth Taylor. But it was George Lucas, the bearded, pompadoured, perennially plaid-clad creator of Star Wars, whom Fisher credits with ruining her life. (And here we thought all he'd ruined was the Star Wars franchise, which at least was his to fuck up.) When the 19-year-old Fisher beat out comers like Jodie Foster and Terri Garr for her role in Lucas's seminal space opera in 1976, she recalls that her friends ribbed her that the movie's goofy title "sounded like a fight between between my parents."

Despite that avuncular beard, Lucas was not a kindly mentor (like Obi-Wan Kenobi), but instead kind of a dick (like Grand Moff Tarkin). He wouldn't let her wear a bra, explaining matter-of-factly that "there's no underwear in space." (That didn't stop him from dressing her in chainmail lingerie for Return of the Jedi in 1983, kicking off my sexual awakening a decade or so ahead of schedule.) Fisher weighed a decidedly un-Hutt-like 105 lbs. when Lucas cast her; he told her to drop ten. Hollywood is a cesspool of bantha poodoo, no? Dude actually owns Fisher's likeness, too, so, sez Fisher, "when I look in the mirror, I have to send him a couple of bucks." But even after all that, she doesn't hold a grudge.

Except for the hair.

The hair, says Fisher in Wishful Drinking, the glib and hilarious oral autobiography she debuted in 2006 and is performing at the Lincoln Theatre this month, is the one indignity she cannot forgive. The entire show is about her sharing her pain, but without giving too much away, she shares this particular embarrassment rather directly with one lucky or unlucky member of the audience.

Yes, Carrie Fisher is and has been many more things than the donut-braided, Vader-dissing, brother-kissing leader of the Rebel Alliance: A wearily graceful comedienne, a drug addict, a best-selling novelist, former spouse and muse to Paul Simon (not all the songs he wrote about her were nice), a sought-after script doctor, a proud mom, ex-wife of a man who left her for a man (not Simon; this one was Husband No. 2), joke-writer for the Academy Awards, and a recent recipient of electroconvulsive therapy for bipolar disorder. That's "recent" as in "a couple of months ago," or so she believes -- one of the side effects of ECT is short-term memory loss.

WD_BerkeleyRep_7.jpgThe farrago of dysfunction that is her life has been the stuff of comic self-explication before, notably in her 1987 debut novel, Postcards from the Edge. But one thing Fisher makes clear over the course of two hours that almost seem like they shouldn't whiz by as breezily as they do, given the heartbreak and addiction and death and all, is that her life hasn't gotten any less weird in the couple of decades since she published her book.

Fisher bares it all with the fearlessness that comes from knowing that the zingers she directs at herself in that thick, seen-it-all voice of hers are more lacerating than anything a heckler is likely to cough up. She's only a few minutes into her act when she invites the audience to ask her anything they want. On a good night, presumably, they do. (My crowd was a little on the timid side.)

Through segments such as the q&a session, and Fisher's liberal conscription of her audience, there's plenty of room for spontaneity in the show, which otherwise relies on a few major set pieces, as well as a major, well, set piece -- a trapezoid-shaped backdrop of "windows" that reveal themselves as video screens displaying photos and movie clips as needed. The best of the former, meanwhile, is "Hollywood Inbreeding 101," a familial-history-with-blackboard that could just as easily have been called "Six Two Degrees of Eddie Fisher." (There's a reason Carrie's dad called his autobiography Been There, Done That.) Long before Act Two finds the star doing the soft shoe to one of her ex-husband's songs, in her bathrobe, with a lit cigarette in her hand, you'll be glad you took this trip.

Wishful Drinking, presented by Arena Stage, is at the Lincoln Theatre at 1215 U St. NW through Sept. 28. The show runs approximately two hours, including one 15-minute intermission. Tickets are $71-$76, and are available here.

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Been There, Done That ... on Wednesday night. Carrie is amazing.

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Someone is going to ask her about her time with Sen. Chris Dodd, right?

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Give me 5 good minutes with her dressed in that slave princess outfit.

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