October 15, 2008
Cheney Headed Back to GWU Hospital
For those of you who live or work near The George Washington University Medical Center, heads up that Vice President Dick Cheney is heading back there today to see his regular heart doctor. The Associated Press is reporting that Cheney experienced an irregular heart beat this morning, and has since canceled a campaign event on behalf of John McCain and "scheduled a hospital visit to 'restore his normal rhythm.'" Cheney is well known to Foggy Bottom residents for clogging traffic around Washington Circle with his enormous motorcade whenever he goes in to GWU for his many heart-related procedures. The Vice President has had four heart attacks. Folks around GWU should expect the Vice Presidential motorcade sometime this afternoon.
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I didn't realize evil cyborg-pig hybrid hearts could skip a beat. Color me surprised.
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I understand they keep several units of Pure Evil stored away for just this situation.
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The title of this story really should have been "Cheney Clogs Arteries Due to Clogged Arteries".
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Good luck Dick, we would be in a lot of trouble if that heart stopped, and George W became President for a while until they got you a new one.
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I didn't realize evil cyborg-pig hybrid hearts could skip a beat.
Ouch! I don't believe that Cheney is evil, just woefully misguided.
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Time for Dr. Frankenstein to re-boot his monster
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Ouch! I don't believe that Cheney is evil, just woefully misguided.
Misguided by Satan.
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Always nice to hear from the compassionate Democrats.
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Just think, if he had been poor, he would have died long before he fucked up the world too badly.
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Four heart attacks? Christ! Maybe that's what really happened in that "hunting incident" back in 2006. Ole Dick was shopping for a new heart! Next time aim a little younger, man. That dude was old.
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first dick, now nancy. it's a bad day for aging republicans.
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Shit, I have a midterm tonight. They better not be interfering with foot traffic.
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first dick, now nancy. it's a bad day for aging republicans.
If something befalls Robert Duvall, we'll really have a trend going.
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So, how many puppies did he crush on the way to the hospital?
HA! Trick question. All of them.
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He got scared because he felt it beating.
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Ouch! I don't believe that Cheney is evil, just woefully misguided.
Sounds like Darth Dickus has a new apprentice. Watch your back, padewan learner. This guy doesn't use a light saber. He'll shoot you in the face.