DCist: Cheney Headed Back to GWU Hospital

monkeyrotica

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:25:24 -0500

Ouch! I don't believe that Cheney is evil, just woefully misguided. Sounds like Darth Dickus has a new apprentice. Watch your back, padewan learner. This guy doesn't use a light saber. He'll shoot you in the face.

run_for_the_hills

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:23:13 -0500

He got scared because he felt it beating.

monkeyrotica

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:19:51 -0500

So, how many puppies did he crush on the way to the hospital? HA! Trick question. All of them.

Caribou Barbie

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:13:26 -0500

first dick, now nancy. it's a bad day for aging republicans. If something befalls Robert Duvall, we'll really have a trend going.

OnlyatBrandeis

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:05:38 -0500

Shit, I have a midterm tonight. They better not be interfering with foot traffic.

IMGoph

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:23:40 -0500

first dick, now nancy. it's a bad day for aging republicans.

Shelbsthomcat

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:32:10 -0500

Four heart attacks? Christ! Maybe that's what really happened in that "hunting incident" back in 2006. Ole Dick was shopping for a new heart! Next time aim a little younger, man. That dude was old.

mho

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:11:13 -0500

Just think, if he had been poor, he would have died long before he fucked up the world too badly.

Randy

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:06:42 -0500

Always nice to hear from the compassionate Democrats.

realidealist

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:55:47 -0500

Ouch! I don't believe that Cheney is evil, just woefully misguided. Misguided by Satan.

Kev29

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:35:54 -0500

Time for Dr. Frankenstein to re-boot his monster

hillrat

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:24:52 -0500

I didn't realize evil cyborg-pig hybrid hearts could skip a beat. Ouch! I don't believe that Cheney is evil, just woefully misguided.

stmove

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:15:49 -0500

Good luck Dick, we would be in a lot of trouble if that heart stopped, and George W became President for a while until they got you a new one.

Ian Buckwalter

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:15:22 -0500

The title of this story really should have been "Cheney Clogs Arteries Due to Clogged Arteries".

sumergocognito

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:13:21 -0500

I understand they keep several units of Pure Evil stored away for just this situation.

Caribou Barbie

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:10:02 -0500

I didn't realize evil cyborg-pig hybrid hearts could skip a beat. Color me surprised.