DCist: Overheard in D.C.: Wise Decisions

dank

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:31:55 -0500

The extra e is for extra pee! (That's a shoutout to anyone who was watching late-night NYC cable in the early nineties. Is the naked talk show still on?)

boondoggle

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:20:43 -0500

As Iron Man’s greatest foe is Chinese, this young man wasn’t being racist but merely staying true to the role. This ability to stay in character will serve him well, whether he ends up in a community theater revival of Equus or as pizza delivery guy #2 in Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

cminus

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:16:51 -0500

A middle aged man puts mouthwash, Vaseline and condoms on the counter. It's funny because a middle aged man thinks he's going to get laid! Haw, haw! Also funny because, as Bethesdaist points out, latex is soluble in vaseline.

Bethesdaist

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:09:58 -0500

And here I was thinking you made your poultice out of Vaseline, cigarettes, and mouthwash (for that minty tingle), used a condom as the poultice wrap...and that you paid cash for them.

Deep

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:06:13 -0500

Mouthwash Vasaline Condoms Apples Pins Razorblades Check!

monkeyrotica

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:48:50 -0500

Actually, the "e" used to stand for "eczema" until I found a nice topical ointment. I went through so many salves, unguents, liniments, poultices, and burning plasters before I settled on good old fashioned Bag Balm. Now it only hurts when I ride my Tauntaun over speed bumps and rumble strips. You can't have everything.

aaronsinger

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:31:27 -0500

Amarula=Amazing And the elephant thing is more myth than fact, but whatever it makes for a good story.

Bethesdaist

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:25:14 -0500

I just hope the CVS guy isn't using the vaseline with his condoms. And the extra "e" is for "entertainment", IMGoph!

monkeyrotica

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:20:05 -0500

Yeah. We dropped the "e" from the family name when we migrated from Côte d'Ivoire after the great Banana Famine of ought ten. Great Grandmonkey thought it would help us blend in. That, and wearing pants. Point of etiquette: is a person allowed to dance around naked with their junk in a white gym sock after Labor Day? Or would a dark sock be more apropos? Also, white gloves and fisting after Labor Day? Anyone? Because I have a...friend...who wants to know, and they don't want to make any more social faux pas like not chilling the salad forks or serving from the left and taking from the right. Maybe this is more an Emily Post thing.

IMGoph

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:15:10 -0500

i'm seeing it more and more....why are people adding an "e" to monkeyrotica?

Jaynuze

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:13:58 -0500

I think a doctored version of the CVS poster with the Matt Lauer doppelganger would have been even better.

realidealist

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:05:10 -0500

omg. Monkeyerotica: your comment just made my day.

polyester

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:55:31 -0500

Amarula!

monkeyrotica

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:55:09 -0500

Yeah, good luck finding any "China people" in Chinablock, ya little $h!t. And I'm sure they're relieved not to have to look at your fat Tony Stark mask wearing ass. Now, since Fuddruckers is closed, I can either take you to Junkpunchers, or you can go to the "harm-acy" and end up with your teeth kicked down your f***ing throat like the poor bastard in that picture.