DCist: Bits of Zorn: Redskins Dump Browns

IMGoph

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:54:55 -0500

that made me laugh

jtw77

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:34:37 -0500

Thank you Sommer, things were getting out of hand, this is about how great the Skins are, not about who can write about scallops the most! Just Punt Kick Super Ugly Catch Kills Skins Can Only Chip Kicks!

Sommer Mathis

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:25:34 -0500

Hey guys, this is a friendly reminder to keep things civil in here or we will start deleting comments. Feel free to talk all you want about your love and/or hate for the 'Skins, but keep it clean and don't personally attack other commenters, that's not going to fly.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:18:37 -0500

send her over to misturfistur, he knows how to please a scallop or two. it is all in the name. That's not what your dog told me.

misturfistur

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:11:40 -0500

dang - snap, again. you are scallop heavy, my man. you are one bad monkey. but why you hanging out with everyone's parents? connie not giving the good scallop love to you? send her over to misturfistur, he knows how to please a scallop or two. it is all in the name.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:48:47 -0500

that sh!t is totally fresh. way to hit it out of the park. i can see why connie takes the monkey scallop nightly. That's not what your dad told me.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:13:22 -0500

This is better than when we used to sit around watching "The New Zoo Review" after soccer practice and light eachother's farts. Way better. Now we just have to live vicariously by watching millionaires run into eachother.

IMGoph

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:55:57 -0500

i've never followed the comments on these 'skins threads before, but it looks like y'all have your own little dcist subculture going on in here.

misturfistur

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:44:39 -0500

monkeyerotica - you totally scalloped all over his face with that 'your-mom' comment. that sh!t is totally fresh. way to hit it out of the park. i can see why connie takes the monkey scallop nightly.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:34:49 -0500

And as far as juvenile goes, how’s this - Connie the slob Dobbs sucks scallops by the gobs. That's not what your mom told me.

HCE

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:59:51 -0500

I noticed fans' hands getting in the way of camera angles more than once. It more than sucks, when you consider that the overwhelming majority of fans are watching on TV, and not at the stadium. Speaking of which, FedEx Field is by far the worst stadium in the NFL that isn't more than 20 years old.

Just1

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:57:19 -0500

philly fans don't get accused of being moronic; they ARE moronic. not so sure about the thug part though. from what i've seen they're a bunch of scallop-slurpers.

zornagain

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:08:35 -0500

burp.

Zurleith

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:50:12 -0500

Way to go Connie. That scallopbag jtw77 just got served.

JPK

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:49:55 -0500

what intelligent discourse from the landover redskins fans. and it's philly fans who get accused of being moronic thugs . . .

connie dobbs

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:52:30 -0500

I just didn't want our Navajo friends thinking that they were the perps what let off the worst gas in a century, you know? And thanks, jtw77! You win. I'll be sure to send you your grand prize express mail via UPS. What was your address again?

jtw77

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:35:01 -0500

Monkey: important detail, our friend is Cherokee, not Navajo. And IMGoph, just blurt out something juvenile about scallops and you'll be back on track. OOoooh, look who it is, the smartest person in the room, Connie "the blob" Dobbs. Everybody loves getting corrected by their friends, $20 bucks says Monkey wrote that just to piss you off, Monkey hates you and you know it. And as far as juvenile goes, how’s this - Connie the slob Dobbs sucks scallops by the gobs. GO SKINS!

ClevelandRocks

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:14:24 -0500

Though not our best effort this Sunday, Cleveland still rocks. Redskins got lucky to squeak out a win against the hapless Browns.

IMGoph

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:59:38 -0500

thanks, connie. these things should come with instruction manuals sometimes.

connie dobbs

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:57:13 -0500

Monkey: important detail, our friend is Cherokee, not Navajo. And IMGoph, just blurt out something juvenile about scallops and you'll be back on track.

IMGoph

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:46:48 -0500

did i just walk into some kind of a feud here?

jtw77

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:45:00 -0500

hey IMGoph, nothing funny about that, it is lame. next time ride your bike into JPK's face. Now buzz off you scallop smacker! SKINS!

IMGoph

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:30:42 -0500

just1: it's funny, because there's a house on a corner in bloomingdale that sets up a big flat-screen out in their yard to watch 'skins games, and i've seen people biking along stop to watch the game. it's a real community bringer-together.

Zurleith

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:16:40 -0500

Hey JPK - Go Scallop Yourself. The team is 5-2 and doing better than anyone could have hoped for and you want to bring up the old tired racist team name argument. Save you negative posts for the Economist.

Just1

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:10:40 -0500

JPK can suck scallops. And IMGoph, what are you doing riding your bike around during a Skins game anyway? Beautiful sunny Sundays are not for spending outdoors, they're for spending in dark bars with degenerate gamblers.

jtw77

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:09:35 -0500

Plackemeier looks like such a plackemeier, no other name could fit that guy. Speaking of fit, i think they made him wear Durant Brooks old uniform, it was so snug I could see his scallops. GO SKINS!

RJ

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:01:21 -0500

JPK = Eagles Fan = .500 = last place in NFC East. Don't worry JPK will suffer an anerism when the Rays beat the Phillies in 5.

Warshington

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:42:50 -0500

I think we only have to watch one more Skins game on CBS this season, I vastly prefer Fox's coverage. Also plenty of football teams don't play exactly in the city from which they take their name. Land is expensive and football stadiums take up a lot of space. I am not a fan of how the Redskins are run as an organization but I still love that team, so suck it JPK.

JPK

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:34:47 -0500

i'm with IMGoph. the level of dedication shown to the landover redskins amazes me. this is a team that abandoned the district of columbia for the suburbs. they also have a terribly racist and offensive name. i guess they look better than they have since the early 90s but they are truly an embarassment.

mw2006

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:09:34 -0500

Yes, I did notice the guy's arm, CBS robbed me of Moss' TD. Did anyone else notice how terrible CBS's coverage of the game was?

RJ

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:08:23 -0500

You have a $2 billion contract to cover NFL games, would it kill you to buy the seat in front of the camera at FedEx Field.

zornagain

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:42:34 -0500

anyone as annoyed by that guy's arms that kept getting in the way of the plays? i basically missed moss' touchdown.

IMGoph

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:41:03 -0500

it's absolutely amazing to me (as someone who didn't grow up here) the amount of dedication to this football team. biking through the neighborhood yesterday afternoon, you could hear the shouts coming from multiple houses at once when a key play occurred. it's like some giant symphony...

sordid

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:34:03 -0500

If we want to be taken seriously we need a dominating performance against the Lions. Like with a score of 49-10. Three cheers for Porky Plackemeier.

monkeyrotica

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:33:50 -0500

Love that headline. The exact same thing happened to a Navajo friend of mine when I took him to Ben's for chili cheese fries and chili halfsmokes. On the plus side, it did motivate me to get that new air vent installed in the bathroom.