DCist: Absentee Ballot Problem Reported to DCBOEE

SuperDrew

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:08:46 -0500

The headline for this post should be "Someone in DC is voting for McCain!"

IMGoph

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:08:32 -0500

well, tomaloisi, you can go here, click on each ANC, and count up the number of SMDs. i would guess that would give you the number of different ballots. this does not bode well for the down-ballot races being figured out properly. especially if they have errors in ward 2, expect some fireworks in anc2c!

tomaloisi

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:48:49 -0500

monkeyerotic- love it! I'm shocked at the number of ballots DC has to produce every election because of their crazy precinct and ANC structure. I'm sure there are well over 200 different ballots being sent out. Anyone know the exact number of different ballots produced for our fair city?

monkeyrotica

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:42:34 -0500

As a matter of fact, I've been using the term "nader" to describe that post-coital scattershot-urine effect when your pee goes in multiple directions, none of which involve actually going into the toilet. Kinda like "santorum" but for Number Ones.

Jaynuze

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:38:38 -0500

Is McCain automatically checked on each DC Republican absentee ballot? If so, I'm braving the polls.

cminus

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:37:39 -0500

Monkey, you just gave me a great idea for a donkeypunch variant! Do you mind if I call it a "monkeypunch," or would you rather I call it a "PunchNaderForPresidentPunch?" (Or are both names too easily confused with a junkpunch? Decisions, decisions.)

yonas

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:24:44 -0500

Whackety schmackety dooooooo!

flapjack

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:22:58 -0500

DC has weird looking absentee ballots. Fill in the arrow? WTF? What's wrong with a regular old multiple choice circle?

Phil

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:18:39 -0500

Is that REALLY McCain/Palin checked off on a DC ballot? Is this one of the seven signs?

monkeyrotica

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:16:29 -0500

Why is it whenever I see Nader's name on an election ballot, my sphincter clentches shut with an audible "SNAP"?

erincarly

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:15:47 -0500

not cool, DCBOEE. i'm glad i live in Virginia.

superdude

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:13:13 -0500

Eek! A Republican residing in DC! Eek!