It may be Halloween, but since the shenanigans won't get started until tonight, we don't have much actually in the way of ghoul-related overheards. Unless you kind of stretch it...

Overheard of the Week

At work at GWU:

A guy is talking to a second guy in his office about how he was watching Stone Phillips on TV this weekend, marveling at how much guy #2 resembles Stone Phillips.

Guy #2: "Well, my mom slept with a lot of guys. I have no idea."

After the jump, money, threesomes, and old presidents.

Keep your ears peeled this Halloween. overheardindc(at)gmail(dot)com

Photo by rockcreek

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From the makers of Who's Nailn' Paylin?

Overheard while waiting for the drag race to begin in Dupont:

Man: "I want to have a three way between Mayor Fenty and Governor O'Malley."

(NB: don't Google Who's Nailin' Paylin if you're at work)

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Happy birthday

In a Fairfax County high school:

Teacher: "Teddy Roosevelt turned 150 years young on Monday!"
Student: "Wait, he's still alive??"

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But being in Tom Tom's, you're back to 0.

In Tom Tom's Saturday night:

A guy knocked his beer off the bar and then caught it with his other hand right before it flipped over.

Guy's friend: "Wow, that's worth like 187 man points."

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Write-in? More like wrong-in! Hey-o!

On the sidewalk at Jack's before the Dupont high heel race started:

Girl 1: "Who's Carol Schwartz?"
Girl 2: "I think she's running for Congress."
Girl 1: "Oh, that's right."

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The injections are just water.

On a DASH bus on King Street, headed into Old Town Alexandria:

An early 20s girl on the phone, talking progressively louder:
"Yeah, she's such a selfish bitch..."
"She just keeps faking her diabetes..."
"I mean, who fakes being a diabetic?"

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Sexy!

Outside the Brooking Institution around lunch time:

Two females in their 30s, apparent office manager types, are walking out of the
Brookings.

One woman to the other: "There's something about that woman that my son just has to
chew on her."

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Your... the... what?

Outside of Old Ebbitt:

Guy 1: "Check out my new car."
Guy 2: "Man! Where'd you get that? Steal it?"
Guy 1: "Nah, I got it with my tent money."

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Suddenly troop morale plummets.

Wednesday night in Columbia Heights near the Target:

Early 20s girl on phone: "...send the Beanie Babies to the soldiers fighting in Iraq? No, I don't think I'm going to do that. I'm going to take them to Dad's house instead."

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And Princess Di, Mick Jagger -- same deal.

At Panera Bread at Ballston Common Mall this morning:

A twenty-something woman: "And he was...You know what he's like? Simon Cowell. He's from England."