Pants Appeal Update

Marc Fisher has the best summary of today's arguments at the D.C. Court of Appeals. The good news for former administrative law judge Roy Pearson's epic, seemingly unending $54 million pants lawsuit, writes Fisher, is that the three judges hearing the appeal were "not buying Pearson's notion that a shop sign that promises 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' means that a merchant must honor any cockamamie demand that an unhappy customer might make." We probably won't have a ruling from the appeals court for at least a month, but it sounds like Pearson doesn't have a chance in hell.

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but fisher basically says he can appeal up to the supreme court, right? so does that mean we'll have to deal with this all the way to the top?

"That's the most blatant case of false advertising since The Neverending Story"

-Lionel Hutz

IMGoph, c'mon, there's no way the U.S. Supreme Court would agree to hear this case.

sommer: hell, i don't know, that's why i'm asking. i know less than zero about legal matters. i rely on the dcist commentariat to inform me! :)

Someone really needs to put this nut away...or at least give him a boat and tell him there's a white whale with his name on it out there.

down with pants!

up with kilts!

(thinks thru statements...) oops.

Actually, I think there's a special circle of hell he has a chance in. Not for winning his appeal, of course.

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