DCist: Every Rose Has Its Zorn: Steelers Deflower Redskins

Zurleith

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:28:52 -0500

WE GOT SCALLOPED. Chill out all you "change the name" freaks. I said scalloped. Zorn got worked. He had no answers for their D. When did he turn into Grandpa Joe. So conservative. Hopefully we can rest up and get some new legs. 2nd part of the season is a long and winding road. But there is an all you can eat buffet at the end with and endless supply of mollusks for anyone who can man up. PS - Jon Janson is done. Feed him to the fish. He is not scallop worthy.

misturfistur

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:49:13 -0500

kornheiser sux the sweat off a dead man's scallops. he is the worst thing to happen to MNF - worse then dennis "now i'm a rightie" miller. someone needs to take him out to sea in a fishing boat and cap him fredo style - feed him to the scallops. rpgers has hands like lobster claws - that was an easy 6. and mikeb - after the pounding they took last night, they ain't 14 year old virgins anymore. now they are women.

divinemsk

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:20:28 -0500

Um. The Redskins lost in 2004 and the incumbent still won... so the "idiotic Redskins Rule" is idiotic, certainly, just not so much a "rule."

jtw77

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:03:04 -0500

Just1 tells it like it is! Kornheiser is just bad, if I have to hear one more Dancing with the Scallops reference about taylor im gonna puke chum. I never hated pittscallops till now, there is nothing more annoying than seeing terrible towels in your own stadium, what an embarassment. Skins will bounce back and FACE dallas in a couple weeks, for now they just need to ice their lump meat and get it ready for the next showdown.

MikeB

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:46:15 -0500

I'm not sure how I feel about the whole "deflower" thing. I mean, I guess the Redskins played like a bunch of 14-year-old virgins last night.

Just1

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:25:15 -0500

Every Redskin not named Chris Horton deserves a swift kick to the scallops. Listening to Jaworski try to defend 'Los Rogers's habit of dropping interceptions was almost as bad as Kornheiser thinking that Omar Epps's coaching philosophy of 'running the ball, and stopping the run' was the greatest thing since sliced scallops. There are 31 other NFL head coaches that say the exact same thing, Tony. It's amazing how quickly he's lost touch with a beat he covered for so many years.

misturfistur

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:05:08 -0500

the skins had surprised some people the first half of the season. that won't happen anymore. teams will be ready to play the redskins. but with their schedule remaining, they should easily finish 4-3 down the stretch. if they don't, it may be a post season of cold scallops and early tee times.

MahoganyShip

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:47:42 -0500

Absolutely terrible football. The interviews, however, were actually worse. There's not crying in baseball and there's no politics in football.