DCist: The Election Comes to Ben's Chili Bowl

Wallenda

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:31:42 -0500

Cosby is going to be the new Secretary of Buck Buck.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:04:59 -0500

As a secret muslim, wouldn't Obama pass on the halfsmokes anyway? I mean, pigs eat, sleep, and root in $h!t. He ain't eatin nothing that ain't got the sense to disregard his own feces. He don't eat hotdogs neither. Now, I wouldn't go so far as to call Bens hotdogs filthy, but it definitely dirty. Anyway, hotdogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

boondoggle

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:38:38 -0500

A bit awkward that they waited for the white grandmother to pass on before they put the sign up. Most of all, our elderly need fiber; this need knows no race, gender or creed.

exquemelin

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:20:18 -0500

Michelle certainly shouldn't take her kids there unless she wants them to get sick. and... BCB food would only be vaguely worthwhile if it was free. That place is dirty and a rip off.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:45:33 -0500

A little cholera never hurt anyone. Just ask Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

cactus jack

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:23:56 -0500

Not only does the man fart rainbows, but he has florid feces. Truly, a candidate of destiny.

flipperman

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:57:25 -0500

I think violet diarrhea would be a sign of blood...might want to get that checked, Monkey.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:54:56 -0500

The job of Commander-in-Chief is tough enough. How's he supposed to handle the economy, a multi-front war, and violet, explosive diarrhea?

MahoganyShip

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:53:17 -0500

I don't know if chili half smokes are FDA approved for children under 12.

JoanArkham

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:47:10 -0500

News flash: free iced tea at Teaism with an "I Voted" sticker.

HCE

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:45:40 -0500

I see that "Orange Juice" was also added, way down at the bottom. Too bad O.J. will probably never get another chance to enjoy a half smoke.